Official /bet/ Thread Week 38

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My ROI ended pretty strongly last week thanks to Juventus game.

Evening's supper will be:

Espanyol vs Celta Vigo

1X2 FT
Espanyol
Odds: 6/4

1X2 HT
Draw
Odds: 21/20

OU Total Booking In Match
Over 4.5
Odds 5/6

Both Espanyol and Celta are aggressive teams meaning we should see plenty of cards in this match.

I'm also placing a small bet on M. Gomez to score.

absolute madman

Which bookies do you guys use? Do you often get limited? Is there any way to prevent getting limited?

I bet 11 euros and so far have won 16 and have 2 bets still on for tonight

t.highroller

Started out with £50 a month ago.

Have (largely) stuck to small, secure bets for teams losing 2+ goals to nil, with fewer than 3 shots on target the entire match, not to score.

Pic related is today

There is no way to prevent getting limited that would mean you keep winning money

Imagine a /bet/ thread without Bongs, that'd be a first!

Reminder betting is dead

Why are bookies such cunts? Why won't they at least be upfront about only letting you bet if you lose money? They should admit that their system is flawed and only works if the players suck. I hear Pinnacle and Betfair are slightly better in this regard?

Pinnacle and betfair won't limit you no, at least the exchange won't but they'll take commission, pinnacle is great but >Asia so harder to profit

>Gambling-Guy.jpg

I think that espanyol will win but halftime won't be draw.
AFC Eskilstuna vs GIF Sundsvall
Over 2.5
at 10 sheckels

I made my first bet online on Canelo - Golovkin and got my money stolen by a hispanic grandmother, I got a couple hundred as a sign up bonus though, whats something I can dip into this week to try to break even? Not asking for tips just want to know a sport a newfag could try a hand at

Keep losing money on U19 Russian women. They can't beat Greece at home, but they manage to get a draw away at Poland.

My parlay for today is dire -1.5 @ 2.25 (dota sli league) and Detroit lions @ 2.45. good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour

I'm too scared to bet on obscure markets like that. You can find some really nice arb bets on these matches but I'm afraid that I will be limited faster if I bet on them.

Did anyone here bet on a draw in the Canelo vs GGG fight, or did everybody get screwed over?

I've never bet on eSports or American football before, but I'm trusting you my dude.

you must beLEAF

alright, was right about espanyol.

Only in Burgerland, my friend.

>Land of the free
>Online betting is illegal

lose and you won't get limited. works for me.

This.
Some bookies are as evil as jew I mean scum

Your only limit is how many accounts you can make. Always have at least 3 accounts ready at all times.

EASY SPORTS
EZ BETS
IZI MONEY
EC LIFE

ATTACK OF THE SHARPIES

Thanks for the tip Canadabro. You're a cool guy.

I've never bet on sports in my life, can you guys give me a couple of tips and recommended website? I live in California if that helps at all. Please..

I beleaf you are correct

You'll have to read up on the legality of online betting where you are. As said, online betting is illegal in most of the US.

There are some sites you can use I think, but I couldn't give you specifics.

All in all a decent day as 2/3 major bets was won.

This evening's tip is:

Bologna vs Inter
Asian Handicap Total Booking In Match
Bologna -0.75
Odds: 1/1

you mean bologna has a disadvantage of 1 goal?

It's numbers of cards/bookings.

Update

that was a great scene

Nice bets, maybe you can share your thoughts/ideas before the matches, that would be great

I bet £60 on East Bengal not conceding.

Currently 2 - 0 up in the 57th minute

Live text feed: sportskeeda.com/live/east-bengal-vs-tollygunge-agragami-live-score-and-commentary-cfl-2017

3 - 0 in 62nd minute

5 - 0 in 87th minute

Well done! Where do you get the information about the games you are betting on?

I use Skybet when games are in play, and only monitor games which show shots on target etc.

There's nothing of interest at the moment, mostly 1-0 and 2-1 games.

I don't recommend betting however.

I bet £27 on Sparta Prague Under 19s not conceding before half-time.

2 - 0 at 16 minutes.

Soon...

Interesting gimmick this.

Not sure it will catch on though.

What do you mean?

This new format of muggy bloposting. I take back what I said, it has potential

>what I said bovada
>what is knowing a bookie
>he's afraid to do anything illegal
Sucks to be a friendless loser huh pal

*unsheathes katana*

Umm, I think you owe a little apology with that retraction kiddo. Or else....

*swiftly moves the blade to within an inch of your juggular*

We are going to have a little fight on our hands.

:thinking_face:

Not sure why you got offended friendo. I'm only here to help

*slowly withdraws the blade*

Apologies, hehe, a battle-weary warrior like myself is far too quick to interpret a friend for a foe

*sheathes katana*

Please, accept my apologies

*drops to one knee*
*bows head*

Accepted.

Now begone child.

Using Pinnacle to find no-vig prices, then trying to find +EV games on my bookies website. Will I make money? Will he catch on?

Probably the easiest way to make money betting desu

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>tfw accumulators keep losing by 1 result

I know they're bad, but it's hard to stop doing them when you get so close; it would be easier if they all lost. Luckily I only bet small on them.

Justina pls.

Any tips on EFL cup matches

PGL Open Dota - Dire 1.53 to 2-0 Iceberg

FREE MONEY

The bookies still don't know about the dire LOL

Damn it feels good to be a sharpie

700 on GGG.
Fuck ever watching GBP fights and betting on the big fights again

Good thing I didn't bet today.

Post slip

Teach me your ways britbro

BASED LIONESSES

Gonna trust you again m8. You'll tell me when they're going to stop winning though, right?

Better picture

Good night on Women's football.

R8

From earlier.

This morning: £1,113

Tonight: £1,191

I'm jelly m8.

tfw know a lot about tennis / grand slams and australian sports but fuck all about football.

It's a shame considering how profitable it is.

t-they surely win right user!

>know fuck all about dota 2
>listening to some user because ih ave autism

I trusted him and he was right last time. I am sticking by his suggestion.

Tell me who to bet on in the tennis pls.

What could go wrong xddd

Uhh, there's no grand slams on until the Aus open which sucks but there's a few meme tournies here and there, ATP St Petersburgh is running now.

Medvedev 2-0 against Fabbiano is good and I think Baghdatis will beat Dzumhur as an underdog just off experience.

Could be best to take the overs in that game though, easily a 3 setter.

Don't worry laddies. The dire isn't going to lose against any of these tier 2 or tier 3 teams. I rank this team top 5 in the world. They are going to stick together until ti8 in my opinion. Parlay with milwaukee brewers if you are feeling greedy.

All aboard the dubs train. Next stop: MONEY LAND!

Is the game streamed on twitch or anywhere else user?

Nadal on Clay
Federer on Grass
There ya go m80 have fun

en.game-tournaments.com/dota-2/pgl-open-minor/north-america-1/dire-vs-iceberg-55627

it will hopefully be on twitch or youtube. check here
gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet

or here

esportlivescore.com/g_dota.html

Yeah this too, generally. Just bet on nadal to win the french open as an outright, free money.

Olderer is getting a bit sloppy with old age though.

>lost to del shit tro at the US open ater del shitro had a 5 setter with thiem and almost fucking died on the court the day prior

That really made me think

>Parlay with milwaukee brewers

Just did what I did last night with the Lions. A single on each plus a smaller double.

Made the same bet m80.
>Fedegoat on the slide
True, I still rate Federer and will be betting on him to win wimbly though.

can't seem to find anything REEEE

me either! where is the fucking stream

Its currently in play right?

>gonna go have a shit and make breakfast come back in 30 minutes and see dire 0-2 and myself $100 poorer

kek

www.twitch tv /flunkyflame

ok i found a stream lad

tell me whats going on now thx

nice! well, dire is looking good so far on map 1. they have to win 2-0 for the bet to win obviously. as long as they play seriously and don't try to experiment or fuck around with new ideas it should be a pretty clean win.

Ok user, sounds good, I play league but never played dota so I have a very brief idea of whats going on kek

lads is there a guide for more advanced stuff
like a pastebin

Advanced stuff such as what user? Like Egyptian bullfrog fighting?

>Egyptian bullfrog fighting?

This is an Egyptian bullfrog fighting forum.

I tailed on the brewers

League of lels. That's ok, welcome to the superior game. Iceberg is getting RINSED in map 1. All signs point to another classic winning bet ;)

>only put 1 unit down
>why didn't i put 10 down ON the dota gods

thanks chief

easiest bet of my life senpai

>Betting thread
>Pic is of degenerate casino gambling
This triggers me

USWNT following in the footsteps of the Lionesses and Belgium. Noice.

Canadabro coming through again with The Dire. Bit nervous with the Brewers only 1 up in the 9th though.

>casino gambling

It's poker.

Didn't doubt you for a second. Great tips.

now that the dust has settled. i think we can all agree; i am the fucking GoAT of /bet/!!!!!!!!!!!