A few days ago, there was a Star Wars thread in which some people argued why there are no turned on lightsabers lying around.
One guy argued that one has to press and hold a button to keep it activated. Pic related proves the contrary, screenshot is from The Clone Wars s1e10
A few days ago...
Adam Parker
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Daniel Smith
durrr FUCKING hurr The Force, NIGGGAAAAA
William Butler
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Asher Nelson
Fuck off cartoon fag.
Luis Brown
>Discussing star wars
>user says thing I don't agree
>Autism kicks in
>Spend days watching cartoons to prove my point
Luis Ramirez
Somebody needs to do a supercut of all the times spinning was a good trick in Star Wars
* Anakin in TPM
* Anakin at the beginning of ROTS
* It's treason then WARGAGAHAHAAAHH
* Those helicopter lightsaber guys
Ryder Thomas
>The Clone Wars
not canon
Brayden Davis
Lightsabers became a style over substance thing after the main trilogy
Angel Rivera
Didn't a light saber get thrown or fall somewhere in the original trilogy?
Eli Hill
Vader throws his in return of the jedi. OP is a retarded faggot
Anthony Powell
Maybe the magical laser sword has some sort of mechanism to turn it off if dropped
>inb4 big autistic fight about what's canon and what isn't
William Brooks
But that proves OP right
Nolan Sullivan
That's the blade length adjuster pleb.
Nathan Wilson
>spoonfeeding
Kayden Butler
Amazing that this is from the same episode that gave us the best darth vader moment since the original trilogy
Easton Smith
I wonder if he has to use the force to keep it turned on in the air. Did Han Solo hold the button? Finn death gripped it like an ape.
Lincoln Johnson
>But that proves OP right
He's a retarded fag for sitting through 10 episodes of that cartoon for no reason.
William Reed
>Blade length adjuster
>Doesn't just adjust it to 10 miles and kill people who can't even see you
no wonder they got Sheev'd
Robert Campbell
John Lewis
>not canon
Your whole life is not canon
Fucking faggot
Jose Gutierrez
>Finn death gripped it like an ape.
Finn was a terrible character and tfa was an atrocious movie, totally inconsistent with the real star wars movies.
Bentley Murphy
It's an optional feature, like Fisto's waterproof saber or Vader's adjustable saber.
Jeremiah King
Clone Wars was a mistake
Parker Price
Lightsabers have been treated as being semi-sentient since the Clone Wars cartoon. They now fall into the "it's magic, i don't have to explain shit" category.
James Roberts
Only the crystals are semi-sentient
Eli Myers
Did Mark lift at all?
Lucas Johnson
What are you a fucking faggot or something?
Logan Lewis
That's fucking retarded Disney shit.
Jason Thompson
No, his arms just don't look like noodles. I wonder what his routine was. If I was him I'd just do lots of chin ups and cardio.
Charles Evans
>I HAVE CRIPPLING AUTISM
Nolan Adams
>girl sitting in a way that screams "im a girl btw"
If Hamill sat like that they'd call him autistic.
Jace Rivera
I like it
Josiah Martin
You sound like a 90's born queer. kill yourself user.
Cooper Cruz
> has some sort of mechanism to turn it off if dropped
The name for such a mechanism is "dead man's switch"
Connor Nelson
You've got problems disney fag.
Ryder Scott
>You will never see 10 mile long light saber blades destroying entire cities as they get swung around.
>Unless it's an episode of a cartoon
Michael Richardson
It's already canon
Caleb Adams
>behavior and body language are different in men and women
Don't you think you should go outside, user?
Camden Thompson
Why would a Jedi need to lift?
Carter Campbell
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You can't always rely on the Force, young one
Josiah Collins
>fight like a man without your Jedi tricks
implying Anakin doesn't see what Clovis will do before it happens