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PAN
NICE AND HOT

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MEME
OLD AND DEAD

POST
NICE AND SHIT

MOST MAGNIFICENT WALMART STEAK

That's the point, to drive you away from the board.
Why else use a bot to post hundreds of dead memes on rotation every day?

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PAN
NICE AND HOT

IS THE ICE CREAM FRESH

CMERE YOU

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The FUCKING bass is FUCKING rrrrrraaaaAAWW

DO YOU SERVE ANYTHING THAT HASN'T BEEN MICROWAVED

F-frozen chef

ramsay always yells and flips out but marco pierre seems like a dude who'd stab you in your sleep if you serve him shit food

GUY
NICE AND BIG

ONIONS
NICE AND CHOPPED

Oh look the cancerous shill that pretends to be /ck/ but is a Sup Forumsedditor from /r9k/ is back :^)

and as usual his postings all start in summer
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Does anyone else enjoy his ultimate cookery videos?

literally shaking rn

is that jack?

Who else?

MEME

NICE AND FORCED

the sooner this motherfucker has the inevitable massive stroke/coronary and dies, the better.

Buy a fucking ad

i think it's kaye

Oh it's that fat retard with the skinny arms.

this happens to me everytime

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he is just angry that his son is a lowlife bum

Last one

Delete this

>non-newtonian sauce

fucking kek

people are weird....

ew

>last one
Never

jesus christ

FOUR sticks of butter???

Are you retarded? Why not cut the potato in half first?

I'm on a diet.

It's always the same jack webms.

There has to be newer material.

pls stop

Haha one day we had this thread and you weren't here to post your faggot webms!

>garbage shill thread is still up

lol

But I'm hungry.

dude wtf

>ywn take Jack under your wing, turn him into a culinary genius, have him run your Michelin star restaurant, making him a food perfectionist only to one day take it all away and force him to watch his old videos so he can suffer the way collectively we all have suffered
No justice

This is actually a good idea.
Might use this trick next time I cook.

what am I even watching

>not thin enough to liquefy

>Ja/ck/ will never be in Hell's Kitchen

;__;

ja/ck/ of course

Actually since my gf started to commute a have been doing the cooking for almost 3 years now.

At first it was cumbersome but now i like, i like to cook, different recipes.

Some dishes are easy like today when did cajun chicken with sweet potatoes and other really cumbersome.

All in all real cooking is much more of task than doing pasta and meatballs but the the taste of homecooking is so good i can not think of anything else now.

Sometimes i am supertired and feel like takeout pizza would do fine but then i get going and damn home cooked food is so good :D

How many black guys does your gf fuck while you're at work?

This fucking guy

SAND
ROUGH AND COARSE

did they really need to CGI the fucking sky in

Mmm.. All that delicious salmonella on the phone.

Everything in Lucas's 'vision' is CGI user

I don't know how he's still alive

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I fucking hate onions more than any food in my life, and this still gets me pissed.

Because they are either literally retarded or don't stop to think for a second about what they're doing.

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>I fucking hate onions more than any food in my life
I doubt that.
Onions form the base of so many different meals
that to categorically not like onions is to pretty much hate like 75% of foods

BURGER NICE AND JUICY

Why does sange like little girls and jack spam so much?

Looks good, let's taste it

>to categorically not like onions is to pretty much hate like 75% of foods

yep

>I fucking hate onions

picky lardass go choke on fries and tendies, big baby fat fuck

Wazz it up

Ok who wants some juicy chicken?

Wow you must be a little boy bitch who refuses to grow up

If you just keep trying them, you'll like them eventually
That's what good parents force their kids to do

he eats a jar of mayo a day, it coats his insides so his completely immune to the botulism

KNIFE
NICE AND HOT

I really want to like onions, but every time I taste them I gag and almost vomit.

It really sucks

I don't understand the appeal of these videos

juicy

that was bad cgi

People like to watch shit explode or otherwise be destroyed.

No one does. They're boring garbage and everyone hates them. Motherfucker probably shelled out tons of dosh getting to the front page of youtube every time.

It's clickbait, people expect too see crazy shit, but usually all thats gonna happen is a little fizzle

oh like Sweden, i get it.

OIL NICE AND COLD

MOTHERFUCKER

fuck you nigger

>Hes frying the stick too.

At first I thought this was somebody making a homemade fleshlight.

Speaking of, does anybody here own a tenga? Would you recommend it?

Take a look at this memelord

you can be "from" multiple boards cockfuck
people aren't "their homeboard", although you probably won't be able to understand this since it's not an image search

i recommend you use your hands, you degenerate

ffs

You're the one telling a stranger on the internet to masturbate. Maybe you should reconsider your degeneracy.

Honestly ja/ck/ makes me laugh harder thant anything else.

Me too, bro
Me too

He finds new and interesting ways to fail at whatever he does

FOR FUCK SAKE

some of you guys are alright, don't go to West Bank tomorrow

>''''''''''american cuisine''''''''''

>buys a ceramic knife
>tries to cut a wooden spoon with it
>blames the spoon for being faulty
>takes it back for a refund

Jesus I lol'od to this

I chop my onions up so small I'm usually starved by the time I'm done.