*blocks your path*

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Get the fuck out of my way field faerie im on my way to watch a real sport.

Im wet

What a beast and legend

*sucks ur son dick*

*opens a cage containing a moth*

>"Oooooh! A Rumble?!"

girls don't like a man to be that ripped (unless they are 14), he trains his body to appeal to men

>"......TSU!"

>you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass

>girls don't like a man to be that ripped
is this what you tell yourself nigga

and i have to say it is working

Is this the photo that the guy used to make the statue?

Where do i get CR7 underwear lads

ask some portugese boys

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>them lats genes

Fucking mirin brah

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>people still think tsu isnt white

Look at his skin under the tan, he's Aryan af

Are those lats achievable natty?

>faerie
Hello Neopets user.

kek

What a fucking Chad.

Doubtful, he doesn't defend

hehe

ExTSUUUUse me

>ywn have his lat insertions and be flying squirrel mode
kill me

TSUU him away

Lol what a shit abs and pec insertions.

This. Other than his abs his body really isn't spectacular. Bad muscle bellies and he clearly only works glamour muscles. No shoulders and traps.

*merely touches him to watch him dive and pass by him with ease*

Exactly. I showed that pic to my smokin hot gf and she instantly puked

those fucking wings on his back look retarded

>I showed that pic to my smokin hot gf
Stopped reading there

>not wanting to be cobra mode
pleb

Why is he so chad?

If it makes you feel any better, shes a white/latina. Mongrel right? hehe

Its genetics

>ywn have cobre lats

You're a moron. Lats can be be jacked if you worked it out properly, even with shit insertions

The thumbnail on my phone didn't show his head. I unironically thought it was the Old Spice guy (not the one on the horse, the other one).

>insertions
Back to School you fucking retard. Can't remember a simple full stop?! You fucking moron.