/sino/ - 中文

WELKUM TO ANUDDER WIDIYO edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=BBIuSBECaXQ

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
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>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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yellowbridge.com
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fasttrackchinese.org/
mandarintools.com/
education.com/worksheets/chinese/
chinaeducenter.com/
english.cntv.cn/learnchinese/
imandarinpod.com
freechineselessons.com/
learnchineseez.com/
dictionary.pinpinchinese.com
visualmandarin.com
semanda.com/
purpleculture.net/chinese-practice-sheet/
strokeorder.info
youtube.com/watch?v=PPI2PEhWBwY
kotaku.com/what-a-crappy-tokyo-apartment-1793812185
twitter.com/AnonBabble

cha cha ching! chong.

i made a thread you dumbfuck
cant you fucking read?
i said i was going to make a new thread

>tfw thread里没有人会讲中文
>tfw 整个thread都是shitpost

new links thanks to Portugal-Chinese friendship:

yellowbridge.com
mdbg.net/
fasttrackchinese.org/
mandarintools.com/
education.com/worksheets/chinese/
chinaeducenter.com/
english.cntv.cn/learnchinese/
imandarinpod.com
freechineselessons.com/
learnchineseez.com/
dictionary.pinpinchinese.com
visualmandarin.com
semanda.com/
purpleculture.net/chinese-practice-sheet/
strokeorder.info


at least input my links

You ever think it's funny that Portugal in Chinese is Grape + tooth? 葡萄牙

恕我直言,you're shitpost too

kinda
they say Pu Tao Ya
PUTA - whore
found that more fun than grape grape tooth

Ahhahahaahaahahahhahahahahahhahahah

BWAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

滚回日本呗 :^)
I kind of want to practice Chinese now. 你是真的葡萄牙人吗?去过中国没有?

jianada?
JEW ANA DA
why are you laughing bags of milk?

对. 我是葡萄牙人. 我不去了中国.

You should go! 我在中国的时候,特别好玩儿呢!

i want to go as soon as possible
i need to pratice more chinese.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAJAJA

>tfw no 油条豆腐脑 for breakfast

Actually being there can help with speeding up the learning process. If you're a student, the Chinese government provides lots of scholarships to study over there. I got one, planning on going next Spring, even though I'm already good with my Chinese. I just want to go back since it's so much fun.

>tfw only place that serves 肉夹馍 or any authentic Chinese food is an hour away by metro
I wanna go back so bad. Looking back over my China photos makes me nostalgic as fuck.

Why chink like this dish so much

the problem is that im almost 30, and the only one making money in my house :\

what resources from here you acctually use here?

>not liking 西红柿炒鸡蛋
pleb detected.
Chinesepod and their youtube channel are pretty good.

肉夹馍/馍夹肉 is actually very simple to make, just had it three days ago.
because it's very simple to make

will check it, thanks man.

Where's that?

>tfw I'm a retard in the kitchen
>can't make anything more complicated than scrambled eggs
别客气!

>这张照片是在哪儿拍的?
>别客气
什...什么?

我没懂你的意思。。。?

”别客气”是不是一个地方?

Oh wait, 懂了! This photo is from the campus of Peking University, I studied there for two semesters. I'm gonna bump this thread with more of my China pictures.
Also Peking Uni campus, Boya Tower.

Panda in Chengdu Panda Research Base.

I've been there. The pandas are dirty and fucked up looking

Not at all the case when I was there. I'd recommend anyone who goes to China to visit it.

SEXPATS OUT

Can you chinks keep up with my mental prowess?

>ywn sniff Sasha's fresh farts out of her Zhonguo ren butthole

>That感覺when只聽得懂一種口音.

>Zhongguo ren butthole
xD

小朋友,随着时间的推移,你的听力肯定会慢慢地提高!有耐心是很重要的!patience! The more you practice in conversation and listening, you will understand better.

Someone should conduct a social experiment:

Apply for English teaching jobs using Brendan Fraser JUST pictures and see if he gets hired for any jobs

加拿大人真的很变态哦

Are there really that many declare in China though? Most expats I encountered at least had some sort of legit alibi for being there. You got to get a visa, it's not like Thailand where Amy old white dude can fly in and indulge himself.

this is pretty hot

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xASNv6_BAOw

When I saw this I thought of you Sino

youtube.com/watch?v=PPI2PEhWBwY

...

Mmm wow can I kiss sexy hot

hahaha
I bet her feet smell really bad
hahaha
I sure wouldn't want her to do that to me
hahaha

peru? whatcha thinkin about peru?

haha that would be gross yuck
her stinky feet in your face haha
imagine she made you lick her stinky feet too ewwww haha

kotaku.com/what-a-crappy-tokyo-apartment-1793812185

whats inside the mind of a prostitute? had sleep with thosands of men doesnt affect them?

very comfy, you can image if you were on a space station

a work is a work i suppose

each time I go to the brothel, girls there are happy, seems they like their job, seems they like to be fucked by several men the same day
at that brothel , most hookers have an age between 22 to 28 , customers are also around that age
its like fucking a former classmate

peru? good morning peru, what's on the agenda today peru? did you dream about cindy last night peru?

Have you gotten dick itch yet?

sentimental people should not use brothels

I find out if I'm accepted or rejected into uni where I'm studying Chinese tomorrow, squeaky bum time lads.