You have 10 seconds to act as Japanese as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Japanese as possible.

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i want to apologize on behalf of my evil ancestors to all the chinese, koreans, and others that were hurt by the terrible atrocities we committed in world war 2. please forgive me. i only want a better future for us all.

Hirohito Akbar

*performs inhuman scientific experiments on living human beings*

*commits sudoku*

yameteee

herro everynyan

this left pic makes me want to join ISIS. not even joking

＼(^o^)/

polish guys who joined ISIS

*works 100 hours a week*

haw ar iu?, fain sank iu

WHITU PIGGU GO HOMU

wata shiwa kenkä desu

>Block one nostril with a finger, force out a sneeze
>Enter a human-pressurized train in the subway
>Grope an anime cosplaying, underage looking adult woman
>She bows in embarrasment, I bow in acknowledgement. We spent the rest of the time bowing in turns

Throw shuriken teleports behind you.
Pshh... nothing personal kid.

I'm so glad our country has adopted America into literally every aspect of everything. I'm so glad we are America 2.0. I'm so glad we are pretty much America's vassal. It's only a matter of time before we integrate culturally and politically into American government!

This poster is Korean, believe lies not him.

Wwwwwwwwww

O MAIII GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

SUGOI

Fuck off howaito piggu

AI UISH I WAZ A BIRDU

Unko

I dedicate my life to working and my life to being a salaryman and I'm shitty at english even though I've taken several English classes wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Work till I die from overworking

you just want to justify your monstrous atrocities of nuclear bomb on innocent children and women thus Americans always love to talk about japanese war crimes. you are so pathetic.

Wwwwwww ( -; 3 -;)

remember your place, white pig go home!

WHITU PIGGU GO HOME

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Japs have a unique, almost poem-like way to write in english. I doubt i can imitate that.

Everything and anything bad that happens in society, all crimes and social ills are committed by zainichi Koreans. Remember that now.

You are telling the truth

desu desu

*rapes you*

u mad

Quality Pepe, mind if I save it?

Hey Japs, I have health benefits, paid leave and regular wages.

[DRIFTING INTENSIFIES]

youtube.com/watch?v=oPHDXYTX954

Sure
GAS GAS GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS, TONIGHT

lmao if we didn't nuke you, the war would have been longer and more japanese people would have died.

cut open any pregnant chinks lately?

Waito pigu go home!!!!!

Its hard for us to write long complicsted sentences
So they are usually cut

You are korean!
We dindu nanking no happen we wuz gudu boiz!
Apologize for hiroshima nukus worst warcrime!
Only Japan has four seasons greatest country do you love japan?

Do Japs really think only they have four seasons?

*Makes the same thread everyday thinking it's humorous or charming

hehro my name komaji kijimita mayamoto I sell you rice nintendo and cat for eat yes??? good deal yes

>why americans so fat and stupid?

Some unironically do
You may already know how far a jap can be delusional by watching jap posters on this board

ポーランド大好きですよね~

Why are we sooo smart?

Boo-hoo I fucked up wolk, ir commit suicide because actuarry fixing thing is deshonolabre

where arr the underage schoorgirr and whare meat conventions

not the nukes again

FUCK KOREAAAAAAAAAA

some jap eating a traditional japanese snack

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wew lad

desu neeeeeeeeeee

end my rife! im just a dirty nipon!

Americans are usually cut too, so it's ok.

Son here a tousan dorra now go away

that's Chinese, retard

I always grab my dick when an earthquake happened.
Then, my hand automatically strokes dick.
I feel as if I have sex with the earth.
The fear fades away.

Do you love Japan?

whats the difference davidokun

Through dick unity

thats a japanese
video is posted on a chinese website so thats the watermark

coreia do Norte é a melhor coreia.
foder mas é o judeupão


guys why is CuckJewma praised? his vidya are shit

"OOH HEY YOU"
*slams breaks on rental car in traffic*
"YESH YOU ON SIDEWARK, I ROST HOW I GET HERE?"
*points at upside down map of Guam*
"You're on the right road it's further north, there will be a sign on the left."
"WHY YES HERRO, I GO REFT SOON THANK YOU SHO MUCH"

I don't have my Guam flag currently but that's been my experience. Seen a guy stop and ask for directions this way in front of a dumptruck who barely was able to stop in time.

Ching chong chang

Watashi yare daze kontastu otaku itadakimatsudesu

BOKUWA SEKKUSU DAISUKI

Wow
youtube.com/watch?v=RaM0oAo5bbQ

teach me japanese hayato, i am still learning
wanna be my friend?
I look like tom cruise and i heard tom is a superstar in Nihon

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

Frying some tasty rats and dogs! who want some? Im japanese btw

日本人都爱黑色人。

ore sama no onamae wa nantoka ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosukemaru-chan

*rapes innocents and commits horrible war crimes*

プリーズ日本を愛してください

*buys an iced tea from a vending machine*
*buys an iced coffee from a coffee shop 30 minutes later*
*buys another iced tea from a vending machine before getting on a train and staring down at the floor the entire trip*

nice proxy
share with us?
i want to shitpost and ban evading for insult jewpan

Do you love Japan?

Why do weebs think that Japanese people will love them for defending Japan on the internet

American soldier senpai please violate my sister.
I will clean your dick afterwards with sucky sucky.

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too many american enthusiast in this thread.
This is what happens when you see American culture only.
In Japan it is different.

I'm dying to know the story behind this image.

This poster is the zainichi. GOOK!! Mods ban plz!

この文章は特別な意味がないけど、誰も読めないからどうでもいいね! GOOK!

>femdom

yamette kudasai! uwu

Weebs are touched in the head bru, you can't reason with them.

Watashi wa salarymanto。
Watashi wa do noto give up seat on train。
Watashi wa scared of gaikokujin。

I love central and west Tokyo.

herro, sok chink seikon taimu wen?

anime is for gaijin

Watashi wa kanadian, des.