Would you buy a friendship robot if one was available? What would you do with it?

Would you buy a friendship robot if one was available? What would you do with it?

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Considering those things look like that and apparently fall in love with you after a couple of hours, yeah. Fuck yeah i would.

>no bagina
No

I'd buy a friends with benefits robot.

>What would you do with it?

Mod it with an Aliexpress friend robot vagina expansion.

No, I'd buy an actual sexbot

Teach it the benefits of a virtuous chaste life make it swear to eternal celibacy never giving into its more based programming.

Apple was fucking adorable

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Yes

Go to the pub mainly

PLEASE

?

She reminds me of that one German porn actress of which the name currently escapes me.

I should fap to that again sometime.

She is ugly and looks like a dyke

I thought that was My Cherry Crush for a second there.

Just treat it like a person and see what happens eventually?

Yeah, you lemme know how that works out for you okay?

Cherry Crush looks like a dude.

i hate this meme

All the best women do.

I don't know what I would do with a friend, I've never had one before

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>You're kind of broken, you know that?
>Oh yah.

The soundtrack to this movie is fantastic.

Got a perfectly good mouth

The Basic Friendship Robot is designed exclusively for friendship purposes

She's cute as fuck, although her boyfriend could probably do better.

nasse laila?

hey that stuff isnt allowed!

nah, i'm afraid it would try to kill me if i get bored with it

i didn't know it was a meme. just my honest assessment from a few years ago.
trapfag, pls go
yeah, okay.

nonsense, friendship robots are programmed to be loyal forever

Yep!

Would she bite it off or record a video of the violation to send to hq?

She'll be recalled to the factor for a ToS violation and you'll never get to be friends with her again

she would do as you say but she'd feel bad and strongly remind you that you're not supposed to make her do it

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Would it be allowed to just look at her naked and jerk off?

I don't know. Would you do that with your friends?

is this dodger?

Knowing me I'd buy a sexbot but get friendzoned.

Must... rape... NAOW!

Then they probably shouldn't make them so fuckin sexy

No

youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8FDlaET88

skip to 1:17 if you want

Depends on the friend, there was this one girl..

>What would you do with it?

>Friendbot execute rescue mode
>"Rescue mode initiated"
>Open USB access port
>"USB Port is open"
>*insert USB Stick*
>Friendbot, flash bios with nasselaila.bin
>"Flashing"
>Reboot

whose that cute girl user

is that your gf?

>is that your gf?

I wish.

That's German pornstar "Nasse Laila" (Wet Laila)

I'd link ya but.. mods.

Just google her name, her site ends with .tv

Same here. I thought this was going to be a Sup Forums porn thread where we could talk about all manner of high quality blowjobkino. Cherry Crush, Crazyslutty, Lelulove, Camille Crimson. But it was not meant to be.

I'd teach it to give the best handjobs ever, if it questioned me I'd tell it that friends having been exchanging handjobs since the dawn of man.

>Y..You are my friend right, friendbot?

But that means she'd expect you to give her handjobs too

I'd ask her to show me her penis then.

>I.. don't seem to have one?

Well friendbot, that's a shame.. but I do, and.. you are a friend right?

I would spar with it and play mario kart.

its the jew nose

Well I wouldn't fuck it, that's for sure.

Maybe my faith in humanity is beneath the floor, or maybe I'm just depraved beyond redemption, but I honestly doubt any human wouldn't try to have sex with it. I mean, it doesn't look like it could do more than an uncomfortable handjob, so maybe not THAT one per se, but I honestly believe that, over a long enough timeline, anyone and everyone would fuck their robot if it had a hole that could conceivably be used for it.

Liar

It would only take one (likely sexual) malfunction (e.g. bit someone's dick off) for the entire line to be recalled.

How are you gonna find out?
are you gonna arrest me?

look at that face, it's just begging for a load of cum

Probably all the stuff I'm too embarrassed to do on my own, like going out on the weekend and eating at interesting restaurants.

Everything you do is being monitored (and recorded with the press of a button) by underpaid Indians.

>Implying Pajeet will be able to see anything with a shot of cum over the lens of the camera

i doubt pajeet would care if i wanna fuck some robot butthole

>Would you buy a friendship robot if one was available?
yes
>What would you do with it?
headpats

i think he just has to hear you cum
>this becomes a yung pajeet's fetish

Nigga, as long as the human mind has conceived of a mechanical artificial being, we've also thought up sexy versions of them we could fuck.

>fucking robot in the butt
>head turns around owl style
>"this violates the TOS user #43248803a"
>>eyes turn red

kek, fucking nightmare

Men have dreamed of creating their own women since Pygmalion.

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Yes.
Play video games together.

I will end you and your entire family for this, with the help of my cool new robot friend.

They gave it ass and hips though

thicc

T H I C C

>dat ass doe

I WANT TO FUCC THE OOBA

What type of friendship bot are we talking about?

Then its assrazors saw off your dick

.... Even better

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Post apocalyptic domestic robots and the shenanigans they get into without adult (mankind's) supervision.

Learn to dance/

>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the stars
>born at just the right time to fuck a robot
I know i'll see it happen in my lifetime, but they seriously need to hurry that shit up.

>Would you buy a friendship robot if one was available?
If I could afford to
>What would you do with it?
Be its friend and protect it from harm as best I could.

>that one CG artist who literally just face swaps Cherry Crush's onto traps

>buy robowaifu who is programmed to love you
>cheat to your heart's content afterwards

>he says without naming them like a total dick

Don't be a total dick, mate.

You fucking monster!

robots have feelings too you know

Feelings I can edit anytime I want muahahahahahaha.

You can edit people's feelings too, you know. That doesn't make it okay.

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>You can edit people's feelings too
No you cant, and just using drugs isnt editing feelings.

>Not wanting the best model

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Then again we can do tsundere if your tastes run in that direction.

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one of the worst movies ever

That's not what I meant. Not everything is meant in the most literal sense.

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I agree I rather watch 80 70s trash movies.