TWINS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

Santana V Garcia

Didi will hit his 25th dinger today

MIN:
Dozier 2B
Mauer 1B
Buxton CF
Polanco SS
Rosario RF
Escobar 3B
Grossman DH
Castro C
Adrianza LF

NYY:
Gardner LF
Judge RF
Sanchez C
Gregorius SS
Headley DH
Castro 2B
Ellsbury CF
T. Frazier 3B
Bird 1B

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will jamie garcia throw a perfect game today?

>Jaime Garcia
>Even lasting 5 innings

this. the mexican hasn't hit 6 innings with us yet since becoming a yankee..

just get this game over with

garcias gonna give up 50 runs today

rest the bullpen and the veterans and save your effort for the next two games

jamie garcia just struck out the side

what

>yfw jaime garcia pitching

#JUDGED

JUDGED

>judge ignoring the judge meta and hitting a home run when the yankees arent leading by 10 runs

whats going on guys

>its a yankees expect jaime garcia to maintain a one run lead game

>ellsbury reaches base the only way he can

thank you orange ducks, my new greatest ally....until next season

I know the Giants are playing today but damn this is dead.

TY died in hurricane Harvey
That drug dealer gto busted by the feds
Beisbol is making money on wall street and doesn't need us anymore
Panama was shot by a drug dealer

Thread isn't as active

That explains a lot

lmao I forgot about the drug dealer. may all of our yankee friends rip. I won't be going anywhere anytime soon

is this the inning the jaime shits the bed

Me on the left

fake ass donkey teeth

Dont talk about me like that

woah jamie is busting a nut in the twins face rn

>tfw binder became the villain to motivate garcia

Is it possible both of you lose.

Nobody likes the yaks or t____s

Rude

who the fuck are you? out of our gamethread

gardners swing triggers me

he just slaps the ball foul until he strikes out and then squeezes hit bat in anger and walks away

>(you)

apologize

judges swing triggers me

he just tomahawks the bat until he strikes out

he gets a hood pass because his defense and base running is awesome

Fudge is gonna strikeout

Sanchez's swing triggers me

He just wails at everything until he grounds out to third

>its gonna be a yankees and red sox win and lose on the same day game

I hate Gary's swing

He just swings at everything with full strength until he strikes out

i hate didis swing

he just swings and misses until he hits a ball into shallow right and runs with his head down angrily

Didi's swing triggers me

He just pulls everything foul until he pops out to an infielder

i know it

this is the second time the batters are seeing jaime garcia hes about to give up a lead off triple and then 5 consecutive doubles and then be mad that hes taken out

I KNOW WHAT THE TWINS ARE FUCKING THINKING

THEY ARE PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED HITTERS AND MAKING JAIME MORE CONFIDENT SO THAT HE EVENTUALLY STARTS THROWING MEATBALLS HE THINK NO ONE WILL HIT

SOMEONE FUCKING TELL JOE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Okay I'll warm up the bullpen

>9 strikeouts through 4 innings

GARCIA COULDNT EVEN GET 9 STRIKEOUTS IF HE MAXED OUT HIS STATS IN MLB 17 AND DID IT WITH A CONTROLLER

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE LE UNDER 5 INNING STARTER IS PLAYING THIS GOOD BY HIS OWN SKILL?

NO I DONT FUCKING THINK SO

THIS IS ALL A PLAN BY THE TWINS TO LUL THE YANKEES INTO A SENSE OF CONFIDECNE WITH HIM THERE IS NO REASON WHY THE BLACK TWIN GUY COULDNT HIT THE BALL DOWN THE MIDDLE

TAKE HIM OUT NOW AND PUT CHAD GREEN IN

DONT LEAVE GARCIA IN THERE FOR EVEN ONE MORE OUT

I'll ask the all knowing binder what it thinks

based chief wahoo is a man possessed

I can't believe some of you fucks haven't apologized to Elsbury yet

Headley and Ellsbury are both owed a huge apology

i swear to god if i see garcia out there this inning

JOE GIRARDI YOU FUCKING IDIOT

HES GONNA GIVE UP 5 RUNS YOU IDIOT

NOT ONLY HAS HE NEVER PITCHED BEYOND THE FIFTH INNING

THEY'VE ALL SEEN WHAT HE CAN DO

time to warm up the bullpen

THEY HIT 1000 AFTER THEY SEE HIM THE SECOND TIME FUCKING BINDER PIECE OF SHIT

Apologize to Garcia NOW

>back-to-back hits
no

(You)

I'm 6 minutes behind because I had it paused shit

THERE IT IS

THATS THE GAME

YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE HIM THE FUCK IN NOW HE ALREADY FUCKED UP

THEY ARE HITTING THE FIRST THING THEY SEE NOW

THEY KNEW ALL ALONG

YOU FELL FOR THE DUMB TRAP GIRARDI

Can't believed the twins duped us into using Garcia

>I'm 6 minutes behind
Quality stream you've got there. Can I get a link?

>user capslocking was right

I apologize

>Garcia immediately becomes minor league tier once the 5th inning starts

JUST

>need yaks to win to allow the rest of AL to compete in wild card
>going to lose


You guys suck at everything.

look at who's pitching for us tonight.. an old NL pitcher is who

LISTEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WHY DONT YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND FIGHT ME YOU STUPID ANONYMOUS PIECE OF SHIT

AM I THE ONE WHO SAID "JAIME GARCIA" WILL LEAD US TO A CHAMPIONSHIP

NO I FUCKING DIDNT

DONT BLAME ME

I HAVE NO PARTICIPATION IN THIS OTHER THAN WATCHING THIS

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SAY IT TO MY FACE

DONT BE A COWARD AND TELL ME OVER THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU THINK I CANT FIND YOU

yikes

Kek I like this guy

You give money to this shambling organization by watching them on tv or going to the game.

Indirectly responsible

I AM STREAMING THIS ILLEGALLY OVER THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

FUCK YOU

why don't gardner do that every at bat

>AYY IM USIN CAPS LOCK OVA 'ERE

>Fudge

watch aron fudge strike out here lmao how many strieskouts will that be on the season 300? lmao

so I'm assuming the yankee fans in the stadium are the ones who are mostly patrician?? yankees/jets fans?

yankees/jets fan here. jets season is rough this year

How's it going in the minors, Carter?

JUDGE YOU FUCKING RETARD THEY ARE TRYING TO WALK YOU

JUST TAKE YOUR BASE

i'm not even mad about this season, sam darnold on my mind big league

im too good for this dumb sport

id be hitting 999 so its frustrating watching these people not hit

Grounds out to the pitcher

sam darnold would be nice. the 49ers need to fuck off tho. today i saw a video of when mangold startled fitz in a post game interview and it made me sad

I hate this commercial its so fucking cringy

FUCK YOU JOE GIRARDI

YOU'VE GIVEN UP HAVENT YOU

YOU'VE FUCKING GIVEN UP

STUPID BINDER PIECE OF SHIT

I PISS ON YOUR BINDER

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>Jaime Garcia going past 5 innings
ALERT THE PRESS

i think you all should apologize to Jamie

WHEN MICHAEL KAY SAYS "JAIME GARCIA DID A SPECTACULAR JOB" FOR GOING 5 AND 2/3RDS INNINGS THATS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM GIVING A RETARD A GOLD MEDAL FOR CLEANING UP HIS DROOL BEFORE HE RUNS OFF TO TARDLAND WITHOUT TRYING TO DRINK IT WITH A SPOON

...

Where are the Headley haters?

hopefully writing apology letters that they have to present in front of the class

>too shook to pitch to ellsbury

Headley with that speed beat the throw by a mile. Headley haters need to neck themselves

had me shook for a minute because headley is slow as shit but thank you t.frazier

I have a feeling WS MVP is going to be Ellsbury or Headley

>robertson
>betances
>chapman

i have a heart problem this is not good for me

why do people say the yankees have one of the greatest bullpens with baseball when all i have experienced with this bullpen is heartbreak

Because muh big names

Are there any twins fans here?

On paper it's one of the best, in practice it's shit