OBJ is starting
OFFICIAL DETROIT LIONS @ NEW YORK GIANTS MNF PRE-GAME/GAME THREAD
Any stream for the game?
>OBJ playing
Yes, Cowboy fans will be attending this gamethread
OBJ is gonna get Slayed
I hope we can pick up a first down.
go lions
Hi!
no one cares
As long as we don't embarrass ourselves on national tv, i'll be happy
haha
Giants suck dick, especially at home, easy Lions win
I'm a Cowboys fan
Who /top3pick/ here?
>Easy lions win
But OBJ doesn't guarantee that he will be effective.
Good luck bro
I'm a 200 pound 5'9 manlet and Bobby Hart can't block me.
if the lions theoretically win, what will it say about the other nfc north teams
Hello
>what will it say about the other nfc north teams
Sucks to be injured
Boys fan reporting in.
>been up since 4:30
>still an hour til kickoff
hurry
those lions uniforms look good
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Im thinking of watching this semen slurping game. Give me the quick rundown, also how long does a game take on average?
Also if someone wants a semi-quality (720p but not really) i have one, but its a pt channel.
Don't worry, that's the Giants job.
prepare yourself for 3 hours and plenty of commercials about erectile dysfunction
"sleep tight memey"
>8 yards
>losing to Trevor Semen
>OBJ is playing
>everyone still doubting the giants
oh boy i can't wait till the loins shit the bed
It will say that they're all shit. So nothing we didn't already know.
Honestly if the Lions were any other team but the Lions I would say they should win that shit tier division going away. They still very well may win it but if they do it they'll back into it in some retarded way that only they could manage to pull off. Like with a tie after they fumbled the ball on the last possession of a game they were leading to send the game to overtime or something.
Great so maybe they'll score 17 points and lose by 16 instead of scoring 6 points and losing by 27. Hooray..
What team should I support this season If I have no idea about this sport?
Do you want comedy, good football, bad football, or occasionally all three at once?
3ish hours, give or take depending on penalties.
>Gnats
>Aging QB
>O-line is shit
>expect lots of QB fuckups and zoom-ins on Eli's sad face
>Loins
>constantly getting refball'd
>Defense likely provide the entertainment of the night
If you don't watch football too often this is a good game to watch. Gruden is providing color commentary and he's good at explaining the game and the plays.
reminder this happened
Good luck, gnats. Kick the shit out of Detoilet for me.
San Diego chargers
why isn't gruden calling games with that comfy sounding black man anymore?
Damn I almost forgot about that. Stafford cold as fuck.
im up by 25 in fantasy this week and my opponent is playing golden tate tonight and i have the sickest feeling that he will actually catch 3 TDs and go for 80 yards and i'm gonna lose.
lmfao couldn't type that with a straight face holy shit the gnats might actually win this
I want the Giants to LOSE.
Refball, literally.
Good luck Giants!
The Boys lost handily, but there were some bullshit calls in that game.
>Leverage
OBJ will have 400 yds, 5 TDs. Screencap this.
Tirico was offered a job as Al Michael's replacement so he's working at NBC doing Olympics and the occasional SNF fill-in until Al rides off into the sunset.
>all these people who think the giants can somehow win with one of the worst offenses in the history of professional football
May I ask what drugs all of you are on?
I'm high on Jesus
>Wore Carl Banks jersey last week
>Lost
>Wearing a different jersey (Harry Carson) this week
Am I the only person who does this?
Who rooting for Based Stafford here?
Mescaline and bleach
>being a walking commercial
Yeah you're the only one
>all these people who think the giants can somehow win with one of the worst offenses in the history of professional football
Nobody thinks that. We're just shitposting.
Sure he will, for the entire season.
Someone WebM that autistic white kid trying to dance like a nigger?
I want to learn so maybe good football
>Futbol Americano de la NFL
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing a throwback jersey
The Lions thought that the last time they played the Gnats at home while they were doing poorly. If I remember correctly, they got BTFO.
>only one game has been played
>hurr worst offense in football
Sup Forums really is autistic
raiders or chiefs
What went wrong?
Was he never anything more than a slightly above average quarterback that got lucky in two postseason runs and is now too old to adequately compete in the NFL?
You must not have watched them last year.
Carl Banks is a good choice, another good one would be Dave Meggett
it's just bantz
I also enjoy sucking corporate cock in my free time
How will Gruden haze Sean tonight?
Cleveland Browns
Most historic franchise in the NFL
This. The Giants have an excellent offense, the Dallas defense is just that good-well when the refs aren't robbing them, like yesterday
You realize he's likely not 100% healthy right?
Gnats coaching staff realized they're fucked without him so they probably forced him to lace up
Inb4 his foot falls off on live tv
I don't think they make Meggett's jersey. I think the Giants throwbacks that are produced are Simms, LT, Carson, Banks, McConkey, and Bavaro.
Just watch Tom Brady. He's the only person in the NFL good at football.
Eli is and always has been the best qb. Eli would have won 7 superbowls if he was on the patsies
that's what life is user, being in the right place at the right time. did you really believe in free will?
>the Dallas defense is just that good
I'm a Dallas fan and even I don't believe that.
>That Gruden-McDonough fist bump
a-are they getting along finally?
Nigger they haven't scored over 19 points in damn near a calendar year. They're shit.
I'm a Giants fan and the offense is horrible. The skill players are good to excellent but the offensive line is bottom three in the entire league. Flowers is inconsistent on the left side and John Jerry/Bobby Hart do not belong on an NFL roster.
OBJ is treated by the media like God's personal gift to the world. I am so sick of hearing about this faggot. And I like the Giants.
Who remembers when Monday Night Football was the game of the week?
COME ON MAN
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That was never the case. You're just nostalgic over those times your father would let you stay up late on a school night
I know, all he needs to do is get one 20+ yard play and he'll demand double/triple coverage to open up marshall or shephard
this.
how can eli really make plays if he's given only 2 secs in the pocket
Over/under on Eli turnovers is at 2.
What do you guys want?
>Gruden
it still is
Good for Stafford.
decent arm tone on the wife, good breeding stock
Really activates the almonds.
Who is that on the left? I don't know the gnats players so well, I'm a lions fan
>NFL QB
>doesn't breed little NFL players
what a waste. Matt needs to get on Rivers' level. Even Manziel's wife gave birth to a 6'2'' future QB baby already.
>preserving the white race by having baby's with a blonde hair blue eyed woman
BASED
Joey Harrington
Ugly douchebag and his ugly slut golddigger wife
They were both girls so it was a waste of good dragon throwing genes.
Maybe they'll grow up to finally throw those smug Kazakhstani fuckers off of that olympic female weightlifting podium. they think they're soooo elite. Show 'em America doesn't drop their shoulders for NO ONE
How much longer until the game starts bros