OFFICIAL DETROIT LIONS @ NEW YORK GIANTS MNF PRE-GAME/GAME THREAD

OBJ is starting

Any stream for the game?

>OBJ playing

Yes, Cowboy fans will be attending this gamethread

OBJ is gonna get Slayed

I hope we can pick up a first down.

go lions

Hi!

no one cares

As long as we don't embarrass ourselves on national tv, i'll be happy

haha

Giants suck dick, especially at home, easy Lions win

I'm a Cowboys fan

Who /top3pick/ here?

>Easy lions win

But OBJ doesn't guarantee that he will be effective.

Good luck bro

I'm a 200 pound 5'9 manlet and Bobby Hart can't block me.

if the lions theoretically win, what will it say about the other nfc north teams

Hello

>what will it say about the other nfc north teams
Sucks to be injured

Boys fan reporting in.

>been up since 4:30
>still an hour til kickoff

hurry

those lions uniforms look good

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Im thinking of watching this semen slurping game. Give me the quick rundown, also how long does a game take on average?

Also if someone wants a semi-quality (720p but not really) i have one, but its a pt channel.

Don't worry, that's the Giants job.

prepare yourself for 3 hours and plenty of commercials about erectile dysfunction

"sleep tight memey"

>8 yards
>losing to Trevor Semen

>OBJ is playing
>everyone still doubting the giants
oh boy i can't wait till the loins shit the bed

It will say that they're all shit. So nothing we didn't already know.

Honestly if the Lions were any other team but the Lions I would say they should win that shit tier division going away. They still very well may win it but if they do it they'll back into it in some retarded way that only they could manage to pull off. Like with a tie after they fumbled the ball on the last possession of a game they were leading to send the game to overtime or something.

Great so maybe they'll score 17 points and lose by 16 instead of scoring 6 points and losing by 27. Hooray..

What team should I support this season If I have no idea about this sport?

Do you want comedy, good football, bad football, or occasionally all three at once?

3ish hours, give or take depending on penalties.

>Gnats
>Aging QB
>O-line is shit
>expect lots of QB fuckups and zoom-ins on Eli's sad face

>Loins
>constantly getting refball'd
>Defense likely provide the entertainment of the night

If you don't watch football too often this is a good game to watch. Gruden is providing color commentary and he's good at explaining the game and the plays.

reminder this happened

Good luck, gnats. Kick the shit out of Detoilet for me.

San Diego chargers

why isn't gruden calling games with that comfy sounding black man anymore?

Damn I almost forgot about that. Stafford cold as fuck.

im up by 25 in fantasy this week and my opponent is playing golden tate tonight and i have the sickest feeling that he will actually catch 3 TDs and go for 80 yards and i'm gonna lose.

lmfao couldn't type that with a straight face holy shit the gnats might actually win this

I want the Giants to LOSE.

Refball, literally.

Good luck Giants!

The Boys lost handily, but there were some bullshit calls in that game.
>Leverage

OBJ will have 400 yds, 5 TDs. Screencap this.

Tirico was offered a job as Al Michael's replacement so he's working at NBC doing Olympics and the occasional SNF fill-in until Al rides off into the sunset.

>all these people who think the giants can somehow win with one of the worst offenses in the history of professional football
May I ask what drugs all of you are on?

I'm high on Jesus

>Wore Carl Banks jersey last week
>Lost
>Wearing a different jersey (Harry Carson) this week

Am I the only person who does this?

Who rooting for Based Stafford here?

Mescaline and bleach

>being a walking commercial

Yeah you're the only one

>all these people who think the giants can somehow win with one of the worst offenses in the history of professional football
Nobody thinks that. We're just shitposting.

Sure he will, for the entire season.

Someone WebM that autistic white kid trying to dance like a nigger?

I want to learn so maybe good football

>Futbol Americano de la NFL

There is literally nothing wrong with wearing a throwback jersey

The Lions thought that the last time they played the Gnats at home while they were doing poorly. If I remember correctly, they got BTFO.

>only one game has been played
>hurr worst offense in football

Sup Forums really is autistic

raiders or chiefs

What went wrong?

Was he never anything more than a slightly above average quarterback that got lucky in two postseason runs and is now too old to adequately compete in the NFL?

You must not have watched them last year.

Carl Banks is a good choice, another good one would be Dave Meggett

it's just bantz

I also enjoy sucking corporate cock in my free time

How will Gruden haze Sean tonight?

Cleveland Browns

Most historic franchise in the NFL

This. The Giants have an excellent offense, the Dallas defense is just that good-well when the refs aren't robbing them, like yesterday

You realize he's likely not 100% healthy right?

Gnats coaching staff realized they're fucked without him so they probably forced him to lace up

Inb4 his foot falls off on live tv

I don't think they make Meggett's jersey. I think the Giants throwbacks that are produced are Simms, LT, Carson, Banks, McConkey, and Bavaro.

Just watch Tom Brady. He's the only person in the NFL good at football.

Eli is and always has been the best qb. Eli would have won 7 superbowls if he was on the patsies

that's what life is user, being in the right place at the right time. did you really believe in free will?

>the Dallas defense is just that good
I'm a Dallas fan and even I don't believe that.

>That Gruden-McDonough fist bump

a-are they getting along finally?

Nigger they haven't scored over 19 points in damn near a calendar year. They're shit.

I'm a Giants fan and the offense is horrible. The skill players are good to excellent but the offensive line is bottom three in the entire league. Flowers is inconsistent on the left side and John Jerry/Bobby Hart do not belong on an NFL roster.

OBJ is treated by the media like God's personal gift to the world. I am so sick of hearing about this faggot. And I like the Giants.

Who remembers when Monday Night Football was the game of the week?

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That was never the case. You're just nostalgic over those times your father would let you stay up late on a school night

I know, all he needs to do is get one 20+ yard play and he'll demand double/triple coverage to open up marshall or shephard

this.
how can eli really make plays if he's given only 2 secs in the pocket

Over/under on Eli turnovers is at 2.

What do you guys want?

>Gruden

it still is

Good for Stafford.

decent arm tone on the wife, good breeding stock

Really activates the almonds.

Who is that on the left? I don't know the gnats players so well, I'm a lions fan

>NFL QB
>doesn't breed little NFL players

what a waste. Matt needs to get on Rivers' level. Even Manziel's wife gave birth to a 6'2'' future QB baby already.

>preserving the white race by having baby's with a blonde hair blue eyed woman
BASED

Joey Harrington

Ugly douchebag and his ugly slut golddigger wife

They were both girls so it was a waste of good dragon throwing genes.

Maybe they'll grow up to finally throw those smug Kazakhstani fuckers off of that olympic female weightlifting podium. they think they're soooo elite. Show 'em America doesn't drop their shoulders for NO ONE

How much longer until the game starts bros