Who should play the lead character in the inevitable film adaptation?

Who should play the lead character in the inevitable film adaptation?

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this HAS to be irony

Fake and gay

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wtf, I like furry porn now

>The Time He Desires is the story of Aziz, a cheetah in a faltering heterosexual marriage who explores the boundaries of his sexuality with the help of a gay fox.

>Gold’s been writing furry romance novels full-time for several years, after bouncing from chemical engineering to business school to zoology.

>After he was laid off in 2010 with a generous severance package, his husband said, “if you’re going to be a full-time writer, this is the time to start.”

I can see it. The call to prayer already sounds like cats fucking.

>slate
Into the trash it goes

>And so he resolved to learn more. He turned first to Wikipedia, then forums and Tumblr pages.

read a book you shit

b-but t-trump will solve this... right?

>furfags so delusional they think consuming escapist media will circumvent the reality at hand.

Chuck Tingle?

how long till furry gets added to LGBTQ+

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>after bouncing from chemical engineering to business school to zoology.
>After he was laid off in 2010

He got fired for trying to fuck animals, didn't he?

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Idris Elba

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Never thought I'd see the day. But finally, we have reached an absolute.

un-fucking-real

they never learn

really gets the noggin joggin

huh

really makes you think

>Muslims
>Tolerating gays and furries

what's wrong with these people

>Leftists

Holy fucking shit, are they the single biggest joke in existence?

Khajit has wares

libshits have become complete caricatures of themselves jesus fucking christ

that's real fuckin degenerate

Its nice to see that the author didnt put any research into Muslims at all.
>Stands behind him, while in his moment of prayer.
Ya, and thats a big fucking nono in the Muslim world, bigger taboo then being gay.

If it was real, he would leap up and attempt to kill the man or at least assault him.

For you Bongs out there, play this little game, stand behind a Muslim during Meca!

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>zoology

are people not getting the joke in the last line?

>rose will never be your gf

>Did you get that thing I sent you?
10/10 made me laugh

don't jack the thread bro

this is a very important thread about gay immigrant muslim interspecies furry literature, don't derail it into waifus

>No one realizes that this is fake from the Harvey Birdman quote

NEWFAGS
ETERNAL NEWFAGS

>resist Trump

What the fucking Hell does that even mean?

oh good christ. someone tell /lit/ literature is dead.

Some shit keith olbermann started

>Did you get that thing I sent ya?

Fucking lost it

youtube.com/watch?v=uTpxeNQfDo4

>don't educate yourself politically
>don't vote
>don't do anything that would actually resist trump
>just read some furfag shit

I hate my fellow liberals

They mean they're gonna post more than usual on twitter

That's a very cute waifu though. He should post more.

"Did you get that thing I sent you."

SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT ALREADY

That's not how you eat an apple.

Lmao this retard actually thinks muslims and islam would be cool with this

I got it but I didnt rush to make some newfags feel bad you fucking 10 year olds.

Sup Forums's never given a single shit about Harvey Birdman, what are you on about

based patty

As Hillary lost the election, the liberal journalists lost their minds. This is the aftermath

youtube.com/watch?v=9-wAuckEGQk

running joke from this show

im sure the muslims are very happy being intrinsically linked to gay furries

i can only see this leading to further support for the left wing from the islamic community

>Did you get that thing I sent you

This can't be real.

The complete and utter denial Liberals have about how Islam works is fucking staggering.

The double-standard they have when it comes to how they'll whiteknight Islam when it does something completely retarded, but ruthlessly attack Christianity for not having enought transexual black left-handed priests or something is even worse.

The moral principles that liberals claim to have at their face aren't their genuine principles. At their core, they're programmed to and steered in the direction of destroying the white race. They're told to be tolerant of Islam (the most 'intolerant' ideology to exist and function to this day) for the sake of importing muslims by the millions into white countries. The purpose of this is to ethnically obliterate and replace native whites in native white countries, effectively using swathing hordes of non-whites as a biological weapon against the evil oppressive electricity-inventing whitey.

How do Liberals get such a bafflingly wrong version of how Islam works in their heads?

Is it because while in college they meet faggy nu males and lesbians that converted to """"Islam"""", which they don't practice and really only did in name to make their white protestant parents angry, so they assume that traditionalist Islam is going to be cool with race-mixing, lesbians, trannies, furries, etc.?

>(((Gold)))

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE AT FIRST WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED A GAY MUSLIM IMMIGRNAT FURRY ROMANCE GOD IS DEAD

>S-slippery slope is a ff-fallacy!

>that faggot that thinks hes being deep

second

Shit I meant that for the other post,

ah fuck it never mind, I guess no waifus

That's very civil conversation to be honest. No one is entirely wrong.

Pedo rights will come before bestiality rights

Well, it would be nice if society saw pedos as mentally ill instead of the spawn of satan.

>mfw soon furries will be less vilified than conservatives online

Trump broke liberals.

Their minds have turned into mush

Conservatives haven't come out much better.

not going to happen
Go back to jacking off to children's cartoons about animals, you freak

that's not halal
youtube.com/watch?v=kBujAU0kSWg

Is that a fake tweet?

It sounds like something Sup Forums would invent.

>Furry

>Working as a zoologist

This is like a pedophile working at a day care center.

just give it time

This would quite literally get him killed in most Muslim countries. Even "moderate" places like Indonesia would have enough guys who'd take one look at this as and go vigilante on him.

We really should encourage more of this. Whoever loses, we win.

I mean, think about it;

>Homosexual fucking on a prayer rug while facing Mecca

Even Sup Forums couldn't make this shit up.

>The laws of an ideology to not represent the people who follow the laws of the ideology

What did he mean by this?

Kyell Gold is such a piece of shit writer, I've known it for years. This doesn't surprise me in the least.

It means not everyone agrees with the laws that will get them thrown off buildings.

Im really glad Trump won

We knew

I knew it. Trans-fur is the new trans-gender.
#endthefursecution

>his husband
wtf