The Greatest Star Wars Fan Film Ever Made

Fan film, because this movie fails to actually feel like a star wars movie. Cool space battle, that's literally it. This is nothing but a fan film where a bunch of redditors point at the screen and say "oooooo i member that!"

>people literally rank this above any of the 7 main tittles

it doesn't feel like a star wars movie because it's not some infantile fairy tale story about some kid fighting the forces of darkness

I fucking loved it, it was finally a SW film that was a film about war, not gay children's stories about fighting evil and being a heroic little stripling

The middle 1/3 slows the film and should have been left out

>it was finally a SW film that was a film about war
this meme needs to end quickly

You sound like a faggot who know nothing about story making.

OT portrayed Luke as a hero using literally every heroic characteristic there is. That's what Star Wars is about. People like heroes. Sorry you're a butt hurt faggot.

>people unironically rank the prequels above anything except each other

Because Revenge of the Sith is better than A New Hope and Return of the Jedi

>people only like one type of movie
Not him but that was just retarded.

Rogue One was a spin-off that went with a different tone and it looks like it paid off.

>a movie telling the story about how the Rebels got the plans to the death star

Not an interesting story. We already know they got the plans to the death star... so the only way we would give a damn about this story is if they make a bunch of likable and cool, interesting characters. They failed to capture any of that.

This is how contrarian Sup Forums has become.

Wrong. People hate on PT to be contrarian.

>mfw ass hurt redditors like you see one retard and say all Sup Forums is contrarian
this movie almost sucked as much dick as you do

Luke is a cute anime boy.

Kill yourself faggot.

Not him but he wasn't talking about r1 you complete idiot.

How can you say this without any irony?

I know he wasn't you fucking idiot blow your goddamn brains out before you make another retarded post

>know he wasn't
>make a post about something he wasn't talking about anyway
W.E.W
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W.E.W

>even acknowledging the pleb-quels

Fuck off already with the Star Wars

You have autism.

Because if you truely pay attention and analyse the prequels, they are not so bad. People say they are bad with no individual thought other than "well critics said it was bad so I have to agree"

>how dare you talk about R1 in an R1 thread
you are literally this retarded

No, if you pay attention, they're awful trash.

prove it

People also like war stories

it's almost like there are different people in the world and they all have different taste

>i am le with the force, the force is with me
Agreed. After Carrie died her twitter was spammed by a bunch of ledditors posting that

>Fan film, because this movie fails to actually feel like a star wars movie
That's not what determines whether something is fanmade or official.

Virginal NEET manchildren like you need to be euthanized.

Who would you rather see get blacked if you were forced to choose?

Rey or Jyn?

You probably were not even born when episode 1 came out.

>Fan film, because this movie fails to actually feel like a star wars movie

That's how I felt about episode 7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rey

Jyn, but only because she would probably kill him afterwards, Rey looks like she would be into it eventually

Jyn. She wouldn't enjoy it and struggle which would make it hotter.

Why does everyone assume Rey is so into black dudes?

Here's a better question: who cares?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH sure thing Lucas

stop this meme degenerate

>"""""Assume""""""

why did you choose to reply with one of the more decent sequences in the PT?

>This is one of the more decent sequences in the PT

That's depressing

I hate sand.

You don't realize how revolutionary this scene is for 2002. Lucas achieved things with CGI during the prequels that still stand up today and blew people away at the time.

I would actually love it if they continued to explore the "war" part of Star Wars. Fuck the Force. I want to see two fleets ravage the fuck out of each other in low orbit while thousands of people die on the ground.

and yet it felt more like New Hope than any other Star Wars movie

fuck you, dumbass

No it didn't. A New Hope had a story and characters you cared about.

i'm tempted to never see another star wars film again after this crap.

Was it pandering?

To me Kyle Katarn will always be the one who stole the plans to the death Star and honestly... His story would have made a crazy awesome movie.

If TFA didn't do it for you you're bluffing

Wow you just regurgitated what RLM said. Congrats.

TFA was actually a star wars movie unlike this drivel

Dumb RLM shill

Has this broke a billion yet? Its going to be so fucking pathetic if it doesn't.

Do you feel in charge, OP?

Seriously though, I just watched this movie tonight to see this character get choked by a guy in a mask while trying to figure if he was in charge or not. I was not disappointed. I went home satisfied

Why are millenials so pretentious?
>muh grittiness and realism on space wizard movies

Saw was just discount Darth Vader
>Get famous black guy
>Dudes FUBAR'd so he wears a power suit
>needs something to help him breath
He is just Darth Vader but instead of going to a tailor and getting a nice suit he went to good will
Plus a majority of the characters a forgettable and some scenes in the sense of the universe are downright unbelievable