Will anyone ever have the balls to make a faithful Chuck Tingle adaptation?

Will anyone ever have the balls to make a faithful Chuck Tingle adaptation?

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Cinema isn't ready

>mfw I got bored and bought a small collection of books by Christie Sims
>'Taken by the t-rex.. lel.. this has gotta be a joke..'
>mfw she gets boned by raptors, griffons and dragons
>written in exquisite detail

They wouldn't do the source material justice. I don't want to Jews rape Professor T-Rex.

>Gay T-Rex Law Firm will never get made into a movie

Fuck this gay earth

any good?

Gay T-Rex Cinematic Universe would revolutionize kino in ways the world has never known.

GNAA wasn't enough

Maybe we can get Refn to adapt Space Raptor Butt Invasion starring Gosling.

Can we get some more tinglekino?

>Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

What did he mean by this?

> procedurally generated content
> still more original than Hollywood

>Domald Tromp

Is he not allowed to actually use his name?

Welcome to Tromp's America

lolsorandom lefty faggot that sucked the dick of literally who's

>"narwhal bacons at midnight"-tier humor explodes on r*ddit
>mysteriously regurgitates itself on /tv
Hm

no.

> user goes to reddit

found the problem

LITTLE

Is that supposed to be an insult? He would probably agree with that statement.

Chuck Tingle has been popular on Sup Forums for years dumbass

Then he's a fucking retard that appeals to the sort of people that browse leddit

Sam Hyde approved

only him? there are few other gay books with funny setups

>black body
>white head

Most of reddit are conservative Trump supporters.

its tanned

Why? He is a confirmed anti-GamerGate, SJW, cucked faggot.

is there a comic or kino about a gay t-rex or dragon couple that are officers in the scaly military and give eachother deep conversations about war tactics before raping eachothers scaly bungholes?

gay t-rex JAG?

>that last one

Did you expect anything else?

>anti-GamerGate

You Sup Forumstards are the most retarded people on the planet.

Hmmmm

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>mfw some user posted several chapters of this
>mfw reading it

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

The dude is a machine. He pounds these out hard and fast.

>REAMED BY MY RATE OF PRODUCTION OF CHEAP EROTICA

is there a third book in that series? pounded in the butt by my book pounded in the butt by my book pounded in the butt by my own butt?

looks more like a wetback head to me

>ha what a funny meme
>look it up
>its real
>he literally churns these things out one after the other

He makes a fortune on this shit.

>he hasn't read Tingle's magnum opus, GAY T-REX LAW FIRM
say no more

holy shit i was joking but there literally is a book with this title

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Post it.

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>that last one
>yo dawg I heard you like being pounded in the butt...

Do the models know what they're posing for?

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> American Psycho got filmed and this didn't

The day I found out there was actually a book called Space Raptor Butt Invasion was an interesting day.

Which one did he get nominated for a Hugo?

>I let out a sigh. Guess I'm fucking these dinosaurs tonight.

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When is he going to make visual novels?

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>faggot
What? No way

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Pounded in the Butt by his own butt

He's operating on at least 10 different levels of irony right now

The sequel

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Post the one with how Britain exiting EU turned the guy gay.

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>mfw chuck tingle connects the writer of game of thrones to gamergate

he lost because he said zoe quinn would accept the award on his behalf. it's also been stated that him and quinn are working on something together. I think it was a game.

there's a whole rival gangs thing going on in the hugo awards/nominations. groups of people have bought their way into the process, and pushed for diversity as opposed to compelling stories. to counter this, a group called rabid puppies (I think) did the same, and nominates a bunch of silly books to show that the system needs to be changed.

you asked for it

that sound familiar doesn't it

>before I get a chance to cum I suddenly find myself being lifted off of the table in one of the monsters tiny T-rex arms

>pushed for diversity as opposed to compelling stories
This literally never happened

The only people who are reading race shit into the Hugo's are the people who are deliberately screwing with the voting to make political points.

The projection of Sup Forums never ceases to astound.

Perfect for the holidays.

Did somebody say Sup Forums?

look it up for yourself. two groups with fundamentally different goals. just because you're ignorant on a topic doesn't mean it's the Sup Forums boogie man at work.

There aren't two groups. There's just the people who usually vote on the Hugo's, and the Sad/Rabid/whatever puppy guys who voted for only white dudes to make a point.

>From Hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle

We have to go deeper

>ITT: Sequels better than the original

I love the little faces he puts on the things that are going to pound him in the butt

this dude honestly has no boundaries for jokes

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He can always come back to the T-Rex

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Somebody made a kickstarter for one:
kickstarter.com/projects/703752115/kickstarted-in-the-butt-a-chuck-tingle-digital-adv
Zoƫ Quinn

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Serious question:
Do you think there's a lucrative market for this stuff? I've written and published some dragon erotica online and people seem to like it. I wonder if I could make money off it.

I mean, you'd make some money, but not Chuck Tingle money. You have to find your own niche and pound it.

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>85 thousands
fuck me.

>PhD at DeVry
Please tell me this is part of his joke

He presents himself as a taekwondo grandmaster from Billings, Montana, who acquired a PhD in holistic massage at DeVry University (which does not offer such a degree)

kek you forgot that he's a taekwondo grandmaster who ALMOST has his black belt

I don't think this guy actually makes any money off it, people just laugh at the titles of the books and Amazon offers them for free with Prime.

see
He also sells paperbacks and audiobooks. Those aren't free to make.

>almost black belt

This is honestly the first time I've seen something loved by Sup Forums so much that I just don't get. It just seems like "epic penguin of doom!" tier jokes to me. I feel so out of touch with you guys.

Amazon still pays you even if they offered it for free if you set your royalty to 35% and not 70% like a some Greater True Jew. Shit, Amazon fucking pays you if people with Kindle lend their ebooks to their friends using the lending feature.