Loins @ Gint gamethread #5

IT OVER EDITION

nfc beast sub edition

>the absolute state of New York.

JUST GNATS MY SHIT UP

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What the fuck happened? My stream froze and Sup Forums was losing its shit

I cant wait to hear Max Kellerman's excuse this week.

I'm thinking it's time for the return of 4th quarter Eli

>upper middle class white boy with a black biker chick

so this is the future huh

First for GNATS

>It's over

Not when the Lions are playing

Lions is a good team to cheer?

For me its the cleveland indians

Welp, looks like it's going to be Cowboys or Eagles for the division this year.

All true Lions fans know that it's not over until it's a three score lead with ten seconds on the clock

NYCFC

MY WIFES SON IS GONNA KICK MY ASS IF THE GIANTS DON'T WIN AND ODELL DOES'NT SCORE HELP WHAT DO????

Dogshit Marshall is to blame for this. He had an ez catch and TD. Instead, his inner Jet comes out

punt return for TD

They shouldn't have even punted, they should've went for it

bend the knee

Punt return for a touchdown.

Bob Quinn's draft classes wrecking shit left and right desu.

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>iggles

Lions returned the punt for a TD. Gnats continue to be a disgrace to football. Sup Forums continues laughing that them.

Only if you hate yourself

They'd still find a way to fuck that up

Will the Giants even win atleast 6 games this year?

Who else

>still worried

>tfw too true

GNATS = 2008 LIONS

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LEAD IN THE 4TH QUARTER

(hi /lit/)

Can we get aaron judge to moonlight as a tight end?

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true fans are.

>Lions leading in the 4th for once
feels weird

NFC is hot garbage this season. It's Atlanta and nobody else. Lions will get booty blasted by the Packers like always.

For me, it's Matthew Stafford.

I'm sorry, but did the gnats already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's barely past halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Gnats are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFC East for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Gnats are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 11-5 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Gnats wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Loins just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Gnats topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Can't tell if the fans are booing Eli or the O-Line

>experts arise in week 2

Ok.

kek

They're a pretty fun team, ngl. Stafford and their kicker are based as fuck and they can't run for shit so you see a bunch of passing. Should be a playoff team.

Also they make comebacks almost every week.

ELI IS A LIVING MEME

AUTISM MODE: ACTIVATED

You just know >we are going to blow it

>That pass

And it begins

>this game

WHAT THE FUCK

lol wot

How does Eli always do it?

>that pic

>That connection

Yes.

I need a webm of that

yes

Fucking shEli. How does he do that shit?

HES BACK
what the fuck why do they even use Perkins he's such dogshit

nothing feels better than watching the giants lose

who else with me Sup Forums?

I've watched the Lions for too long to feel safe.

def the o-line

Why are they running the ball

Anyone else get really bad anxiety the next day after drinking?

i'm feeling it nate

Memes and autism.

pey pey blessing

The most Eli Manningest pass I've ever seen

Jews

>running the ball
just unleash the autism already

autism

With ya

Same. Let's go Lions!

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>jints

Is Perkins elite?

At least the gnats are running the clock down for >us

>Davis dead

Goodbye season

FUUUUUUCK

NO JARRAD DON'T FUCKING DO THIS

ON THAT KOOLAID HARD EARLY

HTTR MY DUDE

>block in the back
>no call

uh no, only thing i could think of would be you being mega dehydrated and your brain fucking up due to it

all mental bro

SOMEONE DED

NYC sports fan are the most spoiled ungrateful fans of any city.

Hope they go 0-16 fuck em'

rip neck

>tfw want to drink some beer tonight but have a cold/cough and don't want to make it worse

wat do

Ben McAdoo is an honorary Colored Coach due to his time management.

>gruden describing exactly what rivers has been doing for the past 3 years except not being an OBJ baby

Kek

Jarrad was a great prospect but injuries plagued his college career.

>nothing feels better than watching the giants lose
False. Watching the Cowboys lose is even better

I GOT UP TO STIR MY DINNER WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>she cheers for my johnson

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this DEAD ASS thread. I thought that you faggots said that MNF was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Colts fan (AKA real FOOTBALL with 500+ reply gamethreads every week) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl seahawks

Scumbag Giants injuring players

JARRAD GET UP

Diving cunt! Fag sport, i dont think this semen slurping game is for me.

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Anxiety is a common hangover symptom

post yfw hurricane jose hooks right into jew york

Giants chimping the fuck out

>gints lose
>iggles lose
>cuckboys lose
>skins win
Hmmmmmmmmmm

no, watching the
>mild
lose always feels good.

there's always an abundance of minnesotafags on this board, and their butthurt is delicious

>jarrod with concussion
yeah go fucking figure, has a monster game and saves the team and goes out before playing atl on a short week

How are the eggs coming?

my hands get all shaky and I feel really unsteady and its hard to focus on anything
also jsut feel like shit in general