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Hey Sup Forums!

What's your favourite french city?

your mother's vagina. i visit it every night

Saint-Omer

it's our legitimate clay though

I don't have a mother

none. it's overrated. some obscure countries in Europe must be more interesting because we never seen them on films and tv

Bordeaux

marseilles

Sint-Kwintens is also nice. Many niggers there though.

lyon

the one that makes it easy for me to leave that shithole
i.e. the city with most airports, train stations etc

Strasbourg or carcassonne

But personally my heart goes out to the French countryside.

Here's the village of Dennebroeucq for example.

All cities to which I paid a visit were extremely shitty

montreal

you never been to france

You haven't lived until you've seen the Noortmolen in Hondschoote.

Stop projecting. I literally came back from Nice 3 weeks ago. It's nothing special to go abroad, i do this every year with friends.

Aix-en-Provence

or you can watch the parade of giants in the picturesque French village of Bollezeele.

>go to paris
>see more niggers than i see here in my city
>se more muslims than i've ever seen in my life
>it smells like shit and piss
The only good thing is the museums.

This. Our cities are cool but ultimately everything is centralized in Paris

Aaah, Noordpeene. So French. Who wouldn't stand here and think: finally, I'm home?

Paris

Living like a god in Godewaersvelde, France.

you never been to france and we both know that

>The north

what about you?

GIVE IT BACK

>Belgium
>legitimate clay

You entire country aside perhaps from Flemish Brabant is our legitimate clay

on the contrary, you're our Gaulish colony.

>memes from 486 AD

The Franks got GAULED over time desu

See those Salian Frank borders? Compare with the a modern map, you'll see it matches the extent of Flemish villages and cities in France perfectly.

I don't want even 1 fucking cm2 of their shithole.

>Bretons above the Saint-Brieuc and Vannes line
Nope
There are French speakers know as Gallo (Breton world for French/enemy/foreigner)

All i see, is the one area where the French migrated after leaving Thuringia, then we migrated into Gauls.

Lolno, or are you a nobleman? Otherwise you're a local Gallo-Roman who adopted the name of their ruling class, those who were Vrank en Vrij.

Sick projecting once again, I've been to France 4 times in the last 7 years. Stop memeing.

t. Gallo-German

You're a Menapian and that's it, cease your cultural appropritation pls

>Nice
The riviera is Northern Algeria

The best part of France are the West and the Central Areas

Aix-en-Provence desu

I like Tours, it's comfy and it has the perfect balance between urban and rural life.

My favourite city is "London"

Be my guest
Southern countryside is far more comfy

True, but we got absorbed into the Salian Franks.

Also true. But you know the saying.. my child, beautiful child

Lyon, by far.

Anyway

What's up with Alsatians ?

Aren't they Alemanians instead of Ripuarians ?

>But you know the saying

I-I don't

The one closed to the border.

You're right. I believe their dialect is called Alemanic.

Mecca

...

I like this kind of scenery. Sure you might find it flat and boring, but I would like to ride a bicycle there.

Hahahaa chink dicklets are so funny

Surrender-sur-le-Mer

>check
>ruled by a French king
>literally a French vassals

Don't forget to surrender your money to you French king

Buenos "La París de Sudamérica" Aires.

Nice, Lyon, all comfy

Africa

Colmar

all memes aside France is really a very /comfy/ country

Budapest

England

Just a shame of the people living there

Tours, of course.

...looks familiar.

Anywhere in Britanny

where do you hail from friend?

Le Pouliguen

Boudreaux

How do you pronounce this? Aiss-en-Provence or Aiks-en-Provence?

aiks

Angers, because it's so underground that you probably didn't even know about it, uncultured as you are.

Lille

idk Bordeaux maybe

New Orleans, no wait it's not a city but a fish pond now.

well, I visited only Colmar, and it was cool