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Fuck the French edition

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I wish janny came back.

la job

alri

Excellent edition

I did both and sprayed too. It doesn't seem to help.

someone make a new

Seriously where did janny go

Let's see what we can post and get away with

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Supprime ça

Speak English

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If your fond of sand dunes and salty air, quaint little villages here and there

I may be paranoid

but not

an android

Had it not been for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you

me on the right

thinking of hanging the washing out but it looks like it's going to rain

choon
youtu.be/DOoL8yFP350

two fingers to draw a bow string
to be fair theres worse than Frogs lately

I hope there aren't any Wh*te Nationalist Neo-Nazi's in this thread.

Asian Male White Female is the most woke pairing. Blondes belong to Asian men imo

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dad says if i join the labour party he won't let me wank in the shed anymore

hello nigger

Ordered an $18 zippo 5 weeks ago. It still hasn't arrived. I'm not sure if it's lost or what.

The lighter doesn't come with any fluid or flint, but they're probably holding it to inspect it or some shit.

the breath of the morning

I keep forgetting

the smell of the warm summer air

fucking hell that "age 20" image has destroyed me.
down to the motherfucker in the window looking like me, and me being the kind of motherfucker who photographs his room after he gets home from a night of lonely drinking around university students who merely tolerate him.

i'm fucked, aren't i?

What are you hoping for? People who hate their race and culture? Be proud of your identity too.

Most of the papers told me that Corbyn is a big meanie...

Post more black women

have to start moving today lads

about time, big'un
*slaps your rotund belly*
that should get ya movin' haha

I ordered a few other things from the same website at the same time as the zippo, and they all got here in two weeks. Why the fuck is the lighter the only thing taking over a month to get here? Customs must think it's a lethal device. Maybe it's so small it's legitimately been lost in post. Either way, I'm pissed. That was my $18, and I've gotten nothing for it. Fuck this shit.

i'm not fat

Just add two pictures of a funeral, one with plenty of people, the other almost empty

youtube.com/watch?v=FKT4a-RMT5o

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say it don't spray it, tubsy
*slaps your belly again*
*it lurches violently around and knocks over a lamp*
WOAH haha watch out mate

Screencapped and reported to British Authorities. Post Number and Post Time should be easy for the police to track you and arrest you for hate speech.

*wraps mouth around your cock*

have a slight waitress fetish lads
they're all so nice and often wear tight black trousers like back at school

hello nigger

flicks your ear
leave the yank alone
kidney punch
come on now it was only a tap
get up

roight-o lad, you're nicked

state of this post

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Things will be okay lads don't worry :)

literally the WORST post I've ever read on /brit/ and I've seen some abhorrent posts in time

just awful on so many fucking levels

Fucking still pissed about my lighter. I've been holding off just buying it at the store because it can pop up in my mail box any minute. How can Canada Post and USPS do this? I expect that when I purchase a product it actually eventually reaches me. I'm not just throwing money into the ether. This is bullshit.

hahaha good joke mate, i remember being 16-17 and thinking wow there's no way my life can be this shit in 5 years, that's a fair aim. I'll definitely have friends and girlfriend and shit by then.

Here I am.

28 years old.

The only thing thats changed is I have less time left.

might pull my trunks down at berwick hills baths and play with my willy in front of everyone

reckon I could be pescetarian so long as eggs don't count

just applied to be a lifeguard at berwick hills baths

wokeAZN

77d

Just another example of the general public shitting on Asian men when they make inroads or win in the popular areas of life where they "ought to stay away from".

Take a look at the general fields and areas of life that produce the most desirable, most high status men in Western culture - sports, dating, music, movies, then maybe high finance and tech at the leadership levels. There's little-to-no representation of Asian men in these parts of life. Hardly any widely respected and recognized actors, athletes, musicians, VC partners etc. Not to mention the daily social ridicule and backlash for even trying to date. All we have is the hard-working model minority student and employee market cornered for us.

Being shut out and sabotaged for even trying to enter the major arenas probably deters a lot of young Asian men from even trying to begin with. But we have no other choice but to break down walls in those areas and face the backlash and war head-on if we ever wanna enjoy anything better than a second/third-class citizen way of life in the West.

wow

comedians really are the philosopher kings

wut pescetarian = eats dairy and fish
ovo-lacto vegetarian = eats eggs and milk
lacto vegetarian = doesn't eat eggs but eats milk

there is also term for people who don't eat honey

not a word

Vichy France is the best France

eating some lamb

nonce

rasheed

99%sure I have piles

piles of shit posts

good post
bad post

so I'm ovo-lacto pescetarian?

/brit/ the gift that keeps on giving

me (chad) on the right

You should fear the far right more than isis. So many statistics state that the far right are responsible for far more terror attacks in the West than ISIS. Our perception of these attacks is skewed because Isis attacks are heavily reported when they happen vs much lower representation of right wing attacks.

London should have the population of 5040, don't care about the demographics, just the number

irish are scum

since writing on toilet walls is done neither for financial reward or critical acclaim, it is the purest form of art

discuss

wouldn't mess
(would be a mistake)

i'm genuinely offended

*levels an airliner into a skyscraper in the name of fair gaming journalism*

Doggo dislikes it when i laugh. Good thing im only posting in /brit/ then

done with my lamb going to have some potatoes

just discovered this man, feel like I've been missing out my whole life

Right wing attacks are so amateurish they kill way less people

nonce

just shoved a cheeky acca on x

>Oi, he's black! get him up against the wall! lets bum him!

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I never went uni, but how you have no social friends? wtf. Even if know they just tolerate you because your in the same class.

Breivik did a good score on his own.

cuz white people r dum lol

blackie

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I don't regard people who merely tolerate me as friends.
A friend is someone you can call up because you've run over a homeless person and need help hiding a corpse. The fuckers I know wouldn't even answer the phone.

After reading /r/asian_masculinity i am woke to the plight of asian men in the west and their inevitable rise to power in the coming century.

How's it going /brit/?

blackie

maybe stop running over homeless people

Lol uni isn't like school mate you can't just burden people because you're in their "class". They'll just fuck off

bit gay

careful you don't find a pickle in that 'za haha

*burdens you*

WUBBALUBBADUBDUB MAN!!

never had the good lego stuff.
just a tiny spaceship couldn't put it together

IT'S PIZZA RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever been outside.