/nfl/ general - STRANGE NEW FEELS edition

NYG: Marshall catches one ball, commits awful drop
DET: Abdullah runs for career-best 86 yards in win
NYG: OBJ plays limited role, posts 4-36 in debut
DET: Stafford throws 2 TDs, Lions cruise to easy W
NYG: Odell Beckham (ankle) ready to roll for MNF
NYG: Giants, Beckham open to in-season extension
HOU: Fuller (collarbone) back in Texans practice
WAS: Redskins confirm S Su'a Cravens out for year
GB: Randall Cobb (shoulder) viewed as day to day
IND: Colts rule out QB Luck (shoulder) for Week 3
BAL: Ravens RB Collins earned more playing time?
FA: Texans give up on 3rd-year WR Jaelen Strong

From Michigan: feels good, man.

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>only ever won ONE NFL championship
>have a controversy around the one won pre playoffs
>only been to one Owl
>lost
How are the Cards this bad? They're the oldest team in the NFL and are one of the worst ever

4th for naners owl and Beat Hard RoY

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Campbell's® Soup - Post Week 2

1. Chiefs
2. Falcons
3. Raiders (+1)
4. Patriots (+1)
5. Steelers (+1)
6. Broncos (+4)
7. Lions (+2)
8. Packers (-5)
9. Cowboys (-2)
10. Seahawks (-2)
11. Titans (+3)
12. Panthers (-1)
13. Bucs (+3)
14. Ravens (+1)
15. Dolphins (+2)
16. Vikings (-4)
17. Eagles (-4)
18. Cardinals (+1)
19. Redskins (+6)
20. Rams
21. Giants (-3)
22. Saints
23. Bills (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
25. Texans (-1)
26. Chargers
27. Colts
28. Bengals
29. Bears
30. Browns
31. 49ers
32. Jets

you left out the part where they have the longest title drought of any US pro team, now that the Cubs won Das Eries.

>Broncos below pats

It's like the nfl never learns.

Realistically Raiders, Chiefs and Broncos should be top three easily.

>1. Chiefs
>3. Raiders
>6. Broncos
It's downright horrible to shove this much talent into one division. What a fucking bloodbath.

The party is on, my friend.

>Redskins +6
beating the Rams doesn't warrant that much of a jump

The Seahawks will bounce back. Once the O-line gets time to gel--

Fuck man this team looks terrible. What do we do about it lads?

>HOU: Fuller (collarbone) back in Texans practice
Already back in practice so soon? I thought he'd be out a few more weeks. Oh well. Makes little difference with a rookie meme QB and a shit O-line.

give the jets more draft picks

>tfw reading about literal whos who barely play in the NFL and get the bad ending
>On May 13, 2015, it was reported that he was retiring due to blood clots in his leg. After surgery, he lost the muscle in his left leg that controlled the up function of his foot and will have to wear a brace for the rest of his life.

I second that

Jets season going perfectly according to plan.

Jewish Joe Namath 2018 BAYBEEEEEEE

Dak's going to bounce back from this.

So Falcons v Lions is the best game next week right? Both teams are 2-0.

>Rams come back to LA
>Raiders finally decide to get their shit together
>potential Rams fans gone

I hate this monkey paw of a wish

>They finally make a Limited Jersey of my favorite player

yay

Real Power Rankings
1. Chiefs
2. Broncos
3. Patriots
4. Raiders
5. Falcons
6. Steelers
7. Packers
8. Lions
9. Panthers
10. Buccaneers
11. Ravens
12. Cowboys
13. Titans
14. Dolphins
15. Eagles
16. Washington Professional Football Team
17. Seahawks
18. Vikings
19. Rams
20. Chargers
21. Giants
22. Cardinals
23. Jaguars
24. Texans
25. Bills
26. Saints
27. Bengals
28. Colts
29. Bears
30. 49ers
31. Browns
32. Jets

Pretty much, Tampa and Minnesota is the only other one even close

The giants have lost both their games with a combined 13 points of offense and they're NOT in the bottom ten?

Giants are a streaky team down on their luck.

They played decent teams, also they're one measly spot out of the bottom 10

The autism magic is gone, user. Coughlin took it with him when he left. It's just autism now.

It's more like a lot of the other teams above them at the time lost.

wow next week looks like a shitty week for half of the league, and a boring week for the other half

no, they're a team with a fundamentally shitty offensive line, like the Seahawks they're getting exposed and not even by good defenses

that's how bad the bottom 10 is

Is Derek Carr officially a top 5 quarterback now?

not if the chorgers have anything to say about it

adios el memeface man

How come 75% of the league seems to have shit O-lines now?

If Chargers fans can accept that they are going to choke fourth quarters away.

Cardinals fans can accept that they will be forever snake bitten no matter how good their teams are.

Browns fans can accept that they'll ALWAYS be shit.


Why the FUCK can't Lions fans accept that the Packers will still somehow win this division in week 17 in the final game of the nfl season. Its the same old shit. Jordy Nelson even fucking got hurt. Its dejavu all over again. Next week they are gonna lose some fucking linemen hell Rodgers might miss a game or three.

The Packers WILL win this division.

I think the broncos are a spot or two too high
packers could be up a spot higher, steelers haven't been looking great and they haven't been playing great teams either
credit where it is due, I think the cowboys could beat the panthers or buccs
seahawks are a few points too low. Even with the abysmal oline, they could hold more than half the league under 10 points. Division games are always tough too
I think the bears could beat the bengals

become panther fans again

Won't happen. The Seahawks and Panthers hate each other.

Defenses are getting faster and offensive line prospects are getting worse technically

>tfw all three teams will go 3-0 next week
Has it ever been done before

did someone say

run the table

So anyway... what's the 411 on Kyle Sloter Broncos fags?

true my friend. Packers played some good teams. Packers would have held the cardinals and giants to less points, and scored considerably more assuming they were healthy
I don't mind if the fans are hyping up the lions, at least they aren't smug assholes like vikings fans. This is Sup Forums anyway, they always hype up the flavor of the month meme team, even though the lions will get no credit outside Sup Forums. It always ends the same, just fast forward me to december pls

>Cowshits not bottom 10
>implications

Are you ready for Jerry to swing his dick and depose Goodell?

If Beathard takes the niners to a super bowl he deserves MVP

I'm the only regular tripfag in the top 10 of the pick 'em master league. Interesting.

Packers have a comparably easy schedule, so they should win. We'll see, though, if the Lions can beat the Falcons.

And when the loins destroy atlanta next week they'll be number 1

what will be the first team to lose a game? a division game? which team will lose a nondivision game?

>The denmeme bronkeks think they will beat the chiefs

Lol. Trying to meme this hard while still playing with your 1st string QB
>shaggy daggy doooo

Believe in PCJS and RW. all we can do.

but they will beat the Chiefs

He was last season

The chiefs will sweep the division

packers will be 3-1 in two weeks, lions will be 2-2, and everything will be back to normal

Who has he beaten?

You think Sloter plays for the horsies casual fan?
>the absolute degenerate town of the chefs

>tfw maybe they were right when they called us "nfcLeast"

>Tfw watching old Charger games on youtube
>Colts vs Chargers wild card weekend
>Qualcom is packed and sold out stadium full of powder blue jerseys
>Vincent Jackson, LT, Sproles, Merriman, etc.
>That fucking roar when the Chargers won in OT

>tfw the Iggles are unironically the best team in the NFC East
>Dak babbys: EXPOSED
>Beckham babbys: EXPOSED
>Cousins babbys: EXPOSED
could this be...hope I'm feeling?

don't worry, eagles could win the division or sneak in a wildcard spot, depending how the season goes

>seahawks are a few points too low. Even with the abysmal oline, they could hold more than half the league under 10 points. Division games are always tough too
I agree with the rest of your assessment, but SF@SEA hasn't been competitive in many years and >we were missing our best player

Has anyone ever won Comeback player of the year and Regular Season MVP at the same time?

agreed

fuck xeattle but >we have our own o-line issues to deal with so no shitposting

peyton manning almost did

they have pretty similar schedules, but packers have to play at atlanta, pittsburg, dallas, and carolina, plus seahawks
lions get to play falcons, steelers, panthers at home, no dallas, no seahawks, and they get the giants instead?
lions have a cakewalk schedule and will still closely lose the division, but be surprised when they packers blow them out

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

now where is my Limited Peppers jersey?
>implying anyone has bought a KB jersey in the last 2.5 years

Not taking his team into account, is Jalen Ramsey a top 5 cornerback now?

He's quite possibly the perfect cornerback in terms of being able to do everything. Jacksonville routinely lines him up at fucking safety and he still makes plays.

>Shaquill Griffin

hmm. looks like the Seahawks got a good one.

>9. Cowboys (-2)
>10. Seahawks (-2)
>15. Dolphins (+2)
>16. Vikings (-4)
>17. Eagles (-4)

shit list

I dont think the raiders should be above the broncos tbqh

He was a top 5 corner last year IMO, there isn't a corner that tackles better than Ramsey in the league and he's up there with the rest of them in coverage. It's hard to say he's the best in the entire league because he's hardly ever targeted and doesn't make enough interceptions. But he has been playing like a Hall of Famer since he came in

>mfw the iggles break the record for most sacks by a team in a single game

>AFCW
>competing to see who goes one and done harder

>keep pounding

Chiefs almost lost to Carson fucking Wentz IN Arrowhead lmao they're not that good

That 2006-2007 Chargers team brehhh
>Rivers
>Vincent Jackson
>LDT
>Antonio gates
>Sproles
>Lorenzo Neal
>Michael Turner
>like 3 members of the o-line went to the pro bowl
>prime Merriman
>prime Shaun Phillips
>prime Antonio Cromartie
>Jamaal Williams

There were a few more pro bowl or soon to be pro bowl players on that team. How do you fuck that up? I can't think of any other teams with that much talent ever.

im drunk and happy, I live out west and didnt watch the leos tonight but happy with a MNF win

>cowboys in the top 10
>broncos not number 1

I'll give you a pass and assume you just have a severe case of down syndrome.

Broncos won almost all their games by one possession in 2015. Lions lost almost all their games by one possession the year they went 0-16.

So the Broncos weren't that good that year and the Lions weren't that bad, according to your logic?

It's more or less impossible to replicate that, in the salary cap era at least

>he still thinks the stillers and pattys have a chance to win the AFC

I can't imagine the small bubble you must live in

Same thing in college with the targets. That's why people that didn't watch him and looked at just his stats doubted his ability.

this is the flavorade i was warned about

>cuckboy fans STILL think they made the right pick
>Ezekiel Elli8

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>4. Patriots (+1)

>ranking teams with losses above undefeated teams

How can one team stay so average?

bad ownership

I envy you

Do the Cowboys really have the hardest schedule in the league this year?

raiders @ denver week 4. expect oakland to impose their will

I didn't ask to grow up in Philly.

Can I re roll my toon and try to get a different starting location?

at least the Flyers have won some Cups

>raiders @ Denver imposing their will

Absolute delusion. Raiders will be gassed by the half due to lack of oxygen. Mile high is actually an unfair place to play desu

Cry about getting beat by >us

He should of been MVP tbqh