>be at work (buyer for a beer shop) >my bells beer rep stops in >we chat for a bit >"oh i see you got that new Deftones beer"(beer collab w/ band) >yeah, you a Deftones guy? >"yeah theyre pretty good" >there is like a 5 second pause before i say in banes strange accent >For you >we lock eye contact while there is about 15 seconds of silence, neither of us looking away. >"well cool man, just came to drop by, see how the Bells is doing. I'll see you..uh next week man" >heh b..bye
That was 2 months ago and he hasnt been back since. he knew.
I work in a university library's technical services department and have created a number of meme images I won't bother mentioning. One day I was walking past a co-worker's desk and he was photoshopping a dog food ad from Beneful to Baneful.
We have never spoken about this.
Brayden Torres
Deftones is a great band >I've never met a baneposter irl
Robert Turner
My friend worked at the local movie theater and a guy at work would always talk about the plane scene
Jayden Price
if i ever come across a banefaggot i would beat the shit out of him
Ryan Williams
I used to work at Goodwill (Not retarded, btw. Not all Goodwills do that). On a really busy day in like mid 2013, prime baneposting time, a donor had some "heavy" boxes and warned us, but he looked at me and said "you shouldn't have a problem though, you look like a big guy" and without thinking I responded "for you". Thankfully it was raining out and I don't think he ever heard me clearly.
Joseph Rivera
smells like burning hair
Zachary Jones
Your lucky. That just sounds gay
Zachary Adams
>"well cool man, just came to drop by, see how the Bells is doing. I'll see you..uh next week man"
>Why did that faggot just say "for you" in a weird voice
Joseph Collins
yeah now thinking about it i dont think he baneposts
Hunter Robinson
My former co-worker wanted to get a tat of Bane, while being a big guy. I warned him about our addiction to all things masked, and that's part of the reason he was so keen to find another job.
Sebastian Nguyen
For you
Connor Jones
>overweight >people call me a big guy every now and again >say 'for you' every now and again >even do this in my mother tongue
Jonathan Hill
best part of being a full stack web dev on a new project is that I can set up the initial config of the site anyway I want until the web designer comes and fixes it.
so I put a picture of bane as the front page and main product page.
>mfw all my coworkers computers had pictures of bane on the website and no one has changed it yet.
Luke Cruz
>bane >not CIA instead
wasted
Sebastian Thomas
That would be extremely painful.
Grayson Hill
Ive never met another baneposter IRL but I have created 3 baneposters throughout the years.
>tfw you find out your girlfriend is a bane poster too
Alexander Price
Why not both?
Aaron Nelson
Autists have trouble with irony. It would be extremely conflicting.
Elijah Walker
>You will never be this autistic
Joseph Myers
First time I had sex with this one girl, I quoted the plane scene at her. She was only willing to say the "you're a big guy" line though because she lacks commitment.
Joseph Brooks
>tfw I can only achieve orgasm when that scene is playing out What is this fetish even called?
Daniel Price
Being overtly ironic should be classified as some sort of personality disorder.
