Seriously, what would someone have to do to be able to have a lasting relationship with Emma Watson? Judging by her attitude and UN achievements etc. etc.
Hermione Granger
I'm sure she's been in a relationship.
Worst Emma.
Be deaf. Get used to not having sex.
Move to Britain.
Become rich and famous.
Be a traditional feminist (SJW feminism is not needed)
Be handsome
Be in your mid to late 20s.
Be Black. All girls fall to the BBC one way or another
Be asian and not some neet spamming mobile poster.
not even memeing
She ditched this dude like ages ago when she found out he was a cokehead when this leaked out
Bump
You'd need to be filthy rich. Make more money than her, and by a wide margin. Not easy at all.
You'd need to be handsome and well endorsed in your penis.
You'd need to screw your integrity, become her man-bitch and support all the feminist causes she subscribes to.
But if you were points 1 and 2 already, I'm sure you could get a better gal than this one without even the need of getting into point 3.
Have a huge cock and be into rough sex.
Bump
Roman Abramovich fucked her, ask him
Bullshit
He keeps posting this it bs and autism
Be a Chelsea fan?
Roman Abramovich xD yea right
classic roman
she's no doubt a massive hypocrite so you'd just have to be a clean shaven chad to get into her panties.
Wanna go bowling?
Remember the book where Hermione pushed a political agenda that everyone around her found irritating and out of touch? (It involved elves.)
They shouldn't have cut that part from the movies. It would have been a good lesson for Emma to learn.
Op said LASTING relationship.
>book
Go back to /lit/ if you want to talk like a faggot
>he hasn't seen pictures of jay barrymore johnny simmons or the chink
Spergs gonna sperg
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