Hermione Granger

Seriously, what would someone have to do to be able to have a lasting relationship with Emma Watson? Judging by her attitude and UN achievements etc. etc.

I'm sure she's been in a relationship.

Worst Emma.

Be deaf. Get used to not having sex.

Move to Britain.
Become rich and famous.
Be a traditional feminist (SJW feminism is not needed)
Be handsome
Be in your mid to late 20s.

Be Black. All girls fall to the BBC one way or another

Be asian and not some neet spamming mobile poster.

not even memeing

She ditched this dude like ages ago when she found out he was a cokehead when this leaked out

Bump

You'd need to be filthy rich. Make more money than her, and by a wide margin. Not easy at all.
You'd need to be handsome and well endorsed in your penis.
You'd need to screw your integrity, become her man-bitch and support all the feminist causes she subscribes to.
But if you were points 1 and 2 already, I'm sure you could get a better gal than this one without even the need of getting into point 3.

Have a huge cock and be into rough sex.

Bump

Roman Abramovich fucked her, ask him

Bullshit

He keeps posting this it bs and autism

Be a Chelsea fan?

Roman Abramovich xD yea right

classic roman

she's no doubt a massive hypocrite so you'd just have to be a clean shaven chad to get into her panties.

Wanna go bowling?

Remember the book where Hermione pushed a political agenda that everyone around her found irritating and out of touch? (It involved elves.)

They shouldn't have cut that part from the movies. It would have been a good lesson for Emma to learn.

Op said LASTING relationship.

>book

Go back to /lit/ if you want to talk like a faggot

>he hasn't seen pictures of jay barrymore johnny simmons or the chink
Spergs gonna sperg

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