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Alt Right vs Alt-Light edition

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alri lads

donald dwumpf?

BRONALD GSCHLORP?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

can we talk about yank politics please for the next few hours?

*buys a tiki torch and does a gay LARP march with other fat slobs*

VROOM VROOOM SKREEE RRRRR VRRRRR VROOOOM

can't let ZLUMPF get his hands on the nuclear codes

im the lad who crashed in vietnam the other day, my wounds keep bleeding and it's doing my nut in a bit
how long did it take yours to heal

*changes into fifth*
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VROOOOOM

Yanks out

changed your mums cunt into fifth last night

come on brah let's secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

*does a handbrake turn around the corner*
SCREEEEEE VRRR VRRR VROOOOOOOM SCREEEE

not really lad because just didn't want to do it because not interested. Like if some guy was naked adn asking you for sex (assuming you're not gay) isn't exactly hard to reject. I'm straight but have no interest in sex don't know why just how I am.

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really love her lads

*crashes into a crowd of protesters*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fancy her

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*reverses out of the disheveled crowd*
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

NEED a Labour government committed to eliminating Britain's trade deficit

headache feel sick

me

Why does everything the yank touches turn to shit

chinky

>"I'm peng af? Haha thanks, user. So tell me about yourself...why is a cute guy like you still single?"

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the last hope for the white race

Cringe

not that long, but I wear a jacket and jeans often when I go out which helps with falls, plus my bike took most of the punishment while I just got bruised/burned mostly and no deep cuts. I was bloody but not severely injured.

how fast were you going?

modern life is rubbish

communists are worse than fascists
pretty obvious

hitler deliberately sabotaged the German nation because he was a mong

and don't be so blackpilled.

Was nice seeing the best that the white race can offer at Charlottesville

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cant believe this sad cunt is still alive

bastard

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you're not white

*gets heemed by a car*

NEED a second season of World Peace

youtube.com/watch?v=xbllxgxgQVQ

he was scared it was an act of self defense

reddit show

just hit over $11.5k in the bank account this morning. first time i've been over $10k. feel less stressed out in general the higher i get that number up

america is reddit the country

jews put a stop to that

wish I was a big imposing lad

I hate yank politics
Keeps on spilling into my cunts politics

Because everyone hates me

>jews put a stop to that

i miscounted my budgeting and have only £355 for the next 2 weeks of backpacking instead of the £655 i thought i had

there was a certain incident that occurred in 1656 that begun the moral, spiritual and civilisation decline of England, though it took a long time to manifest properly.

might ride a Tube train for fun again

*trips you and smashes a bottle over your head*

ride my tube x

but they literally unequivocally did

the head of adult swim is a jew

get fucked leftard

can some please explain the 1502716371611 gimmick to me

might start being more openly anti-communist and antagonistic towards them

you can always sell your holes

you mean the BRITS sabotaged the German nation. Fucking idiot, learn some fucking history.

>get fucked leftard

Alri

>but they literally unequivocally did

>the head of adult swim is a jew

>get fucked leftard

yeah I'm alri. you alri?

Hitler was a blowhard who sent millions of Germans to their deaths then blamed them in the final hour for his own fuck ups

was cromwell controlled opposition?

Then its a jew
Not jews
Check mAte

>da joos

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Dunkirk was disappointing

the jewss are a huge hivemind that share thoughts, like the borg

is this what you kike history teacher taught you?

and you defended polish barbarians committing acts of genocide against the Germans. Remember when you bombed your own port to justify fire bombing civilians? Oh, they left that out of Good Goy History Class, eh?

looks like rightypol is raiding again

BASH
BASH THE FASH
BASH
BASH THE FASH

looks like we have another kike brainwashing victim here

Ah yes, the fearsome Polish army
Open a window spastic

Tried wanking without lube once (uncirmcum) and it was HORRIBLE

Foreskin barely reaches my head when I'm fully hard and with only spit I can't get any reasonable speed on my head going. Literally have no idea how you people do it.

open your fucking eyes brainlet

business idea: upgrade the white lies on my CV to total falsehoods

this is retarded on the same level as "mike brown was trying to surrender"

Hey im beginning to think that that Hitler lad was actually quite mean

I think my desire for an autism badge that signifies I'm a spaz without being completely on the nose may be entirely contradictory.

It either winds up being "So you love jigsaws? How the fuck am I supposed to know what that badge is for?" or "I CANNOT DRESS MYSELF, IF FOUND ALONE PLEASE CALL THE HEALTH SERVICE"

likely the most intelligent person here

Fuck me the SIM card I bought doesn't allow hotspots

Just wear a minecraft shirt

BASH THE FASH-SLINGING SLASH-RINGING SMASH-SINGING LASH-PINGING RASH-DISHING NASH-KISHING FLASHER

is blackfriars the GOAT station

>someone raised the Soros flag at the tower and no one is doing anything about it
didn't know israel was this cucked..........

Do fucking machines need SIM cards?

hooome
take me home
to the place
i belong

who /ck/ here

cu/ck/

LADS

What do you do when a girl sticks her tongue in your mouth? Do you do the same in hers?

>cu/ck/

>How can xenophobia be reduced and altruism strengthened? Researchers at University Hospital Bonn have shown in a new study that the bonding hormone oxytocin together with social norms significantly increases the willingness to donate money to refugees in need, even in people who tend to have a skeptical attitude towards migrants. The results are published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS).

>Under the influence of oxytocin, the individuals who tended to show a positive attitude towards refugees doubled their donations to both the locals and the refugees. However, oxytocin had no effect in individuals who expressed a rather defensive attitude towards migrants: In those participants, the tendency to donate was very low to locals and refugees alike. “Oxytocin clearly increases generosity towards those in need, however, if this altruistic fundamental attitude is missing, the hormone alone cannot create it,” says Hurlemann.

>Oxytocin in combination with social norms decreases xenophobia

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take your hormones sweetie! Abdul-Al-Quida and his 27 brothers are coming and you're not allowed to be mean!

>«Desus Vult»
>«God wills it»
>Close to zero difference in significance from «ʾin šāʾa llāh» (God willing)

REELEE MAYks u dink.

does everyone see this or just me?
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I declare a slug war
(yes)

me by necessity
rarely cook anything fancy looking