Get me that old gu-

>get me that old gu-
>he's already filmed the entire season, sir

James Cromwell is the ultimate "that guy from that one movie" actor.

I swear I have seen him in at least a dozen of movies, but I simply can't remember which ones or what were his roles in them.

Any other actor or actress who does the same to you?

I remember him as the old scientist guy from I Robot.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

>Sony entertainment film division
>get me Jennifer Lawrence
>But sir, she wants $20 million dolla-
>I said now!

I've seen him in many movies but I could neither remember his name, role or the movie it was.

>get me Jennifer Lawrence!
>she wants like a billion dollars sir
>then get me the next best thing!

>Get me Michael Ironside.
>He's already committed to DTV flick shooting in Bulgaria, Sir.
>Okay than get me another gravely voiced nobody who will do it for cheap.

>who could best play the part of an evil yuppie in our film?
>Ronny Cox?
>SOLD!

DELETE THIS

>Get me Karl Urban
>We can't afford him sir
>Say no more

I didn't really like this movie as a kid but now that I'm older it's the ultimate comfy movie

she's actually the better version than jennifer lawrence

>a little too ethnic looking for the lead

Conversations really go down like that in Hollywood.

>we want a nice looking actress
> but sir, we spent all of our budget on CGI
>is the petshop open?
>say no more, sir.

you don't remember Babe?

bunnies are stealing human jobs!

>I need a black man who will play in any-
>he appeared when you said black

>implying our budget stretches that far
>"Then get me Sam Jackson!"
>implying our budget stretches THAT far
>but look what I found in the bargain bin

We pay him by taking out of circulation one copy of his daughter's porn film for every movie/tv episode he does.

I love these threads

>morgan freeman
>costly
lmao I think he'd be in a movie if the director just bought him lunch and promised to put his name near the top of the billing.

What are you fucking gay??She is superior in every way.Also doesn't look like a pig

If he doesn't want to make a movie, tell him we have facialabuse on speed dial.

>But sir! We need our actress to be able to act and even sing!
>Get me Allie MacDonald, she'll do the movie for free just to get a chance at making it big

>We need someone really good to play the villain in BvS!
>Anyone in particular, sir?
>Yeah, the guy from Breaking Bad! What's his name again? Heisenberg?
>We'll do our best Mr Snyder

>We need that guy who did those movies to play Batman. You know. That guy. He was in Will Hunting.
>We're on it Mr. Snyder sir!
>I MEANT THE BOURNE GUY GODDAMIT, NOT FUCKING GIGLI!

I still refuse to believe this isn't exactly how it happened. And then when they saw who they hired, they realized they had to rewrite a bit. But by then there was no time to do anything else but crib from the discarded drafts for the Joker.