What the fuck were they thinking?

What the fuck were they thinking?

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I don't understand why certain movies exist, this is one of them.

Shut the fuck up Cat in the Hat is kino

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>dat cinematography
>dat set design
>dat unique 2000s-era absurdist humor

>Grinch made money
>whats his other popular book we can try and cash in on?

Thats what they were thinking.

Mike Myers had previously starred in comedies that made money.

...I don't think executives can think any further than that, so the rest was just sort of an exercise of filling in the blanks.

Fuck your whore mother, cunt.

I agree user, but most great works are not understood in their time

Cat in the Hat will always be kino

Fuck it, I'm going up to the store right now to buy it

who was in the wrong here?

you might be disappointed, it really falls off hard when the third act starts, but the humor is consistent

this

This movie is fucking amazing

mission accomplished boyos! now who wants to spam thor pics in a generic capeshit thread? rajesh how about you?

At the store now

I've seen it a few times, I love this movie

Critics don't understand this level of kinocomedy

the answer is always


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It was a different time

truly absurdistkino

so bad it's good

It's comfy and funny. I owned the DVD and rewatched it multiple times.

why does he love doing british accents so much?

I love this movie never understood why le internet critics hate it, oh well

just imagine being on set watching this being filmed

SJW BTFO!

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Maan this movie physically repulsed me as a kid. Colours and everything.. urrrrrghhgh

That was actually pretty good

this is excellent.

oh wait you want capeshit right?

I sincerely hope you grew out of your plebeianess.

I was a stoner teenager when it came out, so I loved it

!KINO ALERT!

THIS IS KINO

Fuck every ironic piece of shit with a positive reaction to this awful, awful movie


It's painful to watch. It's a blessing Myers career tanked a few years later

>first the Thomas the Tank Engine movie, now this
Why is Alec Baldwin in such shlock?

qq

This movie is godlike.

Saw it in the cinema and loved it desu

Fuck off, retard

pleb detected

go watch civil war again you sad unloveable cunt

>canine american
Legit made me chuckle

Truly Kino.
They should've made a Seuss movie with robin williams in it, too

Ultimate plebfilter movie

I remember having the game on original Xbox and having a good time

Shut up and log off your computer, you shit stirring Jew. We all know it's a shit adaptation, but so was The Shining. Still the best movie of the 2000's, though.

UNIRONICALLY so bad that is it kino

>Its a cat in the hat thread
Goddamn is Sup Forums finally on the mend?

What are some other family-friendly absurdist movies that are actually good? Off the top of my head;

>Scooby-Doo
>Goodburger
>Space Jam

Kung Pow

>family-friendly
The goal is Nickelodeon Channel movie-tier shit that's also really good

I thought Scooby-Doo was pretty great. I watched Space Jam again recently though and it was pretty bad unfortunately.

chicken run

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELONG LIKE P DIDDY

I like napoleon dynamite, nacho libre, and gentlemen broncos and have no idea why they are hated so much

Jesus Christ Raimi

Not quite in the same vein but I want to say Speed Racer.

scooby-doo on zombie island was terrifying

Never Ending story

Beans

Is the book as bad as that movie?

have you never read the books?

I am not americano

You know this was better received outside of the US right? I know in the UK it did very well, and I think I know why.

In the UK, we don't grow up reading Dr Seuss like a lot of American kids, so any adaptation (no matter how far removed from the source) of a Dr Seuss book is not really critiqued negatively. We just don't care about his work as much as Americans do.

Meanwhile, Roald Dahl is a staple author for British kids, which is why the Tim Burton Willy Wonka film was rated so poorly here.

It was his punishment for not doing that snl movie.

Is the kupkake-inator supposed to look like bukkake?

the english accent was funny haha :)

Green Eggs and Ham feature film when?

i actually enjoyed this film and just took it as the mike myers vehicle that it was.

best bits were the 'cooking show', the pinyata scene, the lock being made in the phillipines, and the universal studios plug.

I've seen this movie maybe 3 times and that joke went completely over my head till now. Probably a bunch of other great things I didn't get till now.

I love The Emperor's New Groove, if that falls into that category.

i'm in the uk, i enjoyed cat in the hat and the grinch. never read a dr seuss book in my life. but stuff like the lorax is fucking dog shit.

>I've seen this movie maybe 3 times
for the love of god why

are you legitimately a retard living in a permanent care facility where you have no control over what you watch or did your parents just hate you?

K U P K A K E

>the Tim Burton Willy Wonka film was rated so poorly here.
that was rated poorly everywhere

I'm not saying all Dr Seuss films are good, I'm just we don't care when they aren't true to the source material because it's not something which is very common amongst British kids.

I, like you, didn't read Dr Seuss as a kid, so I don't really care, but I totally see why people don't like Cat in the Hat the film.

don't reply to me ever again lad

I seem to be talking out my ass.
According to Rotten Tomatoes,
Willy Wonka got 89% fresh
Charlie got 83% fresh

HOW
THE
FUCK

;^)

I guess we can toss that onto the "when the critics were completely fucking wrong" pile then.

Ascended Kino
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it's embarassing

I saw this when I was 8 and don't remember a single thing.

My sister and I still quote Nacho Libre all the time

YFW It should have been played by Jim Carrey

>Then it would have been his girlfriend carrying his box instead of the other way around

EGGS
EGGS
E DOUBLE G S EGGS

Thing A
Super Thing
Thing King
Kid Dynamite
CHOCOLATE THUNDA
Ben

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Literally ripped off this sketch so hard it's retarded

what the fuck is this

>You're not just wrong, you're stupid.

Since I see that used here all the time I gotta say this movie is quite quotable.

tfw no imouto

Is this kino?

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everything in that scene was stolen.

Cat in the Hat is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

She's so fuckable in this

I watched this as a kid that could 'get' adult jokes and I fucking despised this movie.

Funnily enough it taught me to never actually be a fan of an actor again.

Dr. Seuss was the original SJW.

>just about everyone on Sup Forums loves cat in the hat
I fucking love you contrarian fucks
favorite kids comedy movie growing up

What was the British guys name in Amazing Discoveries?

Looks and feels like Adam Sandler trying to make a Wes Anderson movie

>"We need to secure a future for our white children, 14/88!"

What did he mean by this?

This looks awful, the Cat in the Hat is supposed to be a whimsical, cute, fun character.

He looks like a frightening, mean spirited asshole in this scene, if I were a little kid he would scare me and I would hate him.

>As an adult I know what kids like
>Not Kino in the Hat

desu baka family