/DCG/ Dallas Cowboys General: Fuck The Haters Edition

Why are the fans of the other 31 teams so pathetically fairweathered that they can't even fathom what it's like to support your team after a loss?

News:
Dak hurt his ankle against Denver but shoud be good to go
Damonte Moore's suspension is over. He'll add a little depth on defense but otherwise won't make much difference
Forbes released new valuations and America's Team is still the most valuable sports franchise in the world, at $4.8billion
Jerry Jones is out for revenge and is stalling Goodell's extension

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Ahahahahahahaha Dak fucking sucks please have sex, seek sunlight and lose weight ya finna pinhead

Dak does not suck user. And what are you even trying to say with the rest of your post?

Dak sucks

>mfw people think the Cowboys aren't going 18-1

Are you just going to keep lowering the bar until they are 8-8?

>mfw Sup Forums doesn't think we're going to go 12-8

Have sex, lose weight and go outside is good advice/things to mock 95% of user Sup Forums about

woudn't even be a wildcard desu, the rest of the NFCE is sad

I'm a Cowboys fan that was in a coma for the last 5 days how did our boys do on Sunday

currently tied for first in the NFCE

>Defense looks like deep fried garbage

>Playcalling was pants on head retarded (typical Jason Garrett)

>Star RB literally quit on the field

Yeah, nah, we ain't doing shit this year

Defense was even worse last year. Garrett has always been terrible. And it was one game for Zeke
We barely missed nfccg last year, we can get at least that far this season

Nah, you have kaep 2.0 and a lazy ewok for a running back.

This

Also fuck Rod Marinelli

youtube.com/watch?v=X_S0UkLRIr8

Watch this video. All the Cowboys did was play deep zone with a 10 yard cushion on receivers, even when it was 3rd and 5.

Not even college coaches make these basic mistakes.

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Kaep made the super bowl though, and only most because of the power outage. And Ewoks beat the empire

NFSEE Least

>Haters actually think Zeke is done after one bad game
He had like 140 yards from scrimmage in week one

They were hard working ewoks and they also had Chewbacca on their side.

>this thread
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ITT Shook Cowgoys

cowboys got EXPOSED

It's more telling that he quit on his team like a little bitch after getting beat up

Dubs confirm no heart, what a bitch lol.

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I have never gotten all the love for Marinelli

Your mom got exposed. To my cock

Especially after the Lions going 0-16. That inexcusable as a coach. I understand the Cowboys defense did relatively good last year, but it could've been much better if it didn't play as much zone, especially in the playoff against the Packers and Rodgers absolutely destroying them early and Rod refusing to change to man to man until it was the second half. If he made the adjustment sooner, the Cowboys would've won that game. You can't win a super bowl or even a playoff game playing prevent defense and not being aggressive with your corners, regardless of perceived talent.
And Anthony Brown and Jourdan Lewis are great press corners.

Return of the Jedi is really good if you disregard everything that happened on the Forest Moon of Endor

>TFW my team and Dallas don't even think about each other

17 - 42

>tied for division lead
>tied for 4th in the NFC
I think we'll be okay

>why can't I be the fan of a team with no chip since the early 90s ;_;?

>he thinks his team isn't going to collapse
>his team is the Dallas Cowboys

Who else has 16 home games?

12-4 owl champs 2018

>Why are the fans of the other 31 teams so pathetically fairweathered that they can't even fathom what it's like to support your team after a loss?
I root for the Browns and they've won 2 games in the last 2 calenders years fuck the hell off faggot

>having a general dedicated to one team
This is maximum semen slurpage.

I can't tell if having this general is a good thing or a disgrace

it's not just any team user. This general is dedicated to AMERICA'S TEAM
it's a good thing

>america's team hasn't won since the 90s
No, that sounds accurate.

Shorter than Elliott's yards from scrimmage against Broncos lmao

>Cowboys

They fucking suck though