Nfl general - STRONG KNEES EDITION

MIA:LB-needy Dolphins acquire Anthony from Saints
NYG:Ben McAdoo could give up play-calling duties
NYG:Giants sticking with Flowers at left tackle
JAC:Jaguars claim WR Jaelen Strong off waivers
MIA:'Fins indefinitely suspend Lawrence Timmons
CLE:Browns send Corey Coleman to injured reserve
SF:Reuben Foster (ankle) sheds walking boot
FA:Bears waive WR Tanner Gentry after one week
CHI:Report: Peanut Tillman training to join FBI
PIT:James Harrison limited to four snaps thus far
CAR:Greg Olsen undergoes surgery, placed on IR
CLE:Higgins listed with starters on depth chart

FIRST FOR STAFFORD

maybe but Ben doesn't play defense

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soup Sup Forums when is that live stream thing on where karl from aqua teen makes predictions?

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Will the giants have to move to London?

>The NFL's Head Kike Puppet Master tells you you have to pick this years Owl winner but it can't be your favorite team. Who do you pick?

Falcons

Loins

>week 2
>/nfl/ already full of delusional baltiniggers

Cant wait for week 4. Steelers are due to btfo you faggots in Baltimore.

patriots

That moment when you have a nice new thread with no tripfag cancer yet

The Jets after betting every penny i own on them

Jets to win tons of money

Lol, no. Ravens own the stoolers.

Saints, Brees deserves another ring

If any team does it'll be the Jags. Their fan base in Jacksonville is flakey at best and the owner already has a stadium in London they where they could potentially play. It only holds like 26,000 but they'll struggle to fill it after a few years anyways.

This desu.

First of all, the only thing Brees "deserves" is a nuclear holocaust

Tits!

The Patriots. They cause pain and misery.

Secondly?

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Our year bro...r-right?

I don't know about that user it seems a little bit extreme

First for North Carolina and South Carolina Black Large Feline Football Club

Stoolers just to see how badly Old Gay sperg's out.

best game of week 2?

Yacksonville Yaguars

>Lions Gnats
>Falcons Puckers
>Buncos Cowgirls

take your pick

What's your criteria for best game?

thanks.

GINTS

Was it Robert Thomas (#99) at the end there he literally looks like he missed on purpose. Terrible

>his team isn't undefeated still

Wow, look at him and laugh.

Def watching dem boys get ass gashed by the semen demon

Also iggles chefs

most entertaining

STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY HAND

Eagles Chiefs was close. Watching the Cowgirls get stomped was awesome. Falcons Packers had good moments, and Gnats Loins was good as well.

>when they stop listening to your boos and kick a fg instead of going on 4th

>JJP
>being able to type this
Nice try user!

Of courshe!

Lel I fucked that up.

I had a buddy with half a pinky. Got it torn off by getting it caught in an escalator when he was very young.

What happened last year?

704 stand up

Can we just admit jermaine kearse is a top 5 receiver already

i want to believe but i just can't. i have high hopes for Henry tho

>Your Team
>Your Favorite College Team
>Your Team's Projected W/L
>Your Team's 2018 Draftfu

>his team isnt getting the #1 pick

Either the pats, loins, or chorgers. Pats just because of the impending ass pain or the chargers/loins because they've never won and rivers/Stafford are both pretty cool

>his team is tanking

*blocks ur path*

Redskins
Virginia Tech
9-7 (Make playoffs as Wild Card)
Josh Allen

>implying the 49ers won't fuck up tanking
It's gonna be another year of the Jest fucking up the #1 pick, sorry pal

lions
michigan
95-0 over the duration of staffords 5 year contract. not sure about after his extension
dunno yet, gonna be slim pickings at 32

Jets have only had the # 1 pick like twice and one of those was Namath

Packers
Badgers
feels like an 11-5 kinda season
only watch the badgers for cfb, one of their olinemen I guess

Chargers
Don't have one
2-14
Whomever is the best DB

Rasm. Goof and McVay winning an owl in year one would cause a whole new era of NFCW shitposting

The steelers won once

*Builds through the draft and makes smart free agent signings

>implying

Boy I sure hope he doesn't forget the part where his team wins a playoff game

It's literally just that old gay nigger samefagging

Reminder: This s̶m̶u̶g̶ elite son of a bitch is winning the AFCW and there is NOTHING the Raidniggers, Queefs, or >Chorgers can do about it.

>The Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins and New England Revolution have teamed up for a new initiative to combat racism: Take the Lead. The project will start with a public service announcement with athletes from each of the five teams imploring fans to take a stand against racism and hate speech at sports venues.

>The video will be unveiled at Fenway Park on Sept. 28, but each of the teams will show it in its venue

Phew. I thought those organizations were for racism and "hate speech" all this time. Glad that's been cleared up!

>new englanders are cucks
woah who woulda thunk

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>ESPN never showed this last night

WTF is their problem?

LGTSS
>the Democratic People's Republic of New England

Butthurt about fun celebrations being allowed again

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

when will this shit fucking end already

dumb cartoon poster

When racism ENDS, you Nazi!

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>>Your Team
vikings
>>Your Favorite College Team
fresno state
>>Your Team's Projected W/L
6-10
>>Your Team's 2018 Draftfu
mason rudolph

So, never...

Is there a better owner than Kraft? Seems like the god tier GM to me

Patriots
Boston College
13-3
Don't know yet

then why does he only own 1 shirt?

>you now remember Flacco getting a ring because Kuckernick forgot Randy Moss was on his team
Kaepernig throws to Moss and wins the owl, what changes between then and now, Sup Forums?

He kinda lucked into bellichick and Brady

Pissed off parcells and his soccer team hasn't won anything

Owners are overrated

what the fuck was he thinking

>Your Team
Vikings
>Your Favorite College Team
By default the gophers
>Your Team's Projected W/L
8-8
>Your Team's 2018 Draftfu
Some black rapist who runs fast

I guess Harbaugh would still have a job and people might actually be under the impression Kaepernig isn't a shit QB.

Nothing because Sackorpick overthrows it and they still lose

>Nanners
>Colorado State
>5-11
>Either best CB or (((Rosen)))

-11

probably raiders just because they are really the only team I think could beat the pats in a playoff game with carr and might even have home field

>that lineman that waits, then just awkwardly taps Jones on the helmet and walks away

Kek

I like you

Raiders
Neutral, but I fucking hate Oklahoma
11-5
Depending on how Lee and James develop, either an ILB or OT

Why do you hate Oklahoma if you're neutral? Just curious.

niners
fresno state
3-13
hoping for rosen but I'd be happy with rudolph too if he falls to the 3rd

I think I'm buying the hype slightly of the timberwolves. Halp