/nfl/ general CHIEFS edition

MIA:LB-needy Dolphins acquire Anthony from Saints
NYG:Ben McAdoo could give up play-calling duties
NYG:Giants sticking with Flowers at left tackle
JAC:Jaguars claim WR Jaelen Strong off waivers
MIA:'Fins indefinitely suspend Lawrence Timmons
CLE:Browns send Corey Coleman to injured reserve
SF:Reuben Foster (ankle) sheds walking boot
FA:Bears waive WR Tanner Gentry after one week
CHI:Report: Peanut Tillman training to join FBI
PIT:James Harrison limited to four snaps thus far
CAR:Greg Olsen undergoes surgery, placed on IR
CLE:Higgins listed with starters on depth chart

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How 'bout them Broncos??

Are you okay Mexico? Were you near the earthquake?

Post guys you're glad finally won their ring.

teams you expect to be better/worse than expectations this season?

personally, i expect the seahawks to suffer. watched both their games, and i sincerely think they're going to shit.
>o-line is absolute garbage, arguably worse than before with fant now injured
>rotating FOUR running backs, the current frontrunner being a 7th round pick in the draft
>baldwin and lockett the only decent receivers with kearse
>secondary, their natural strength, showing signs of age
>dropped their consistent placekicker for blair fucking walsh

*with kearse gone

>mfw enough is enough
>tfw no longer will be called "The Best Coach Not To Win a Ring."

It's gonna be hilarious when, following a AFC championship game winning field goal, when Andy Reid dies on the sideline from a heart attack; and the chiefs lose in the superbowl from the heartbreak

what happened to the xhehawks?
how are they this miserable now?

>Humming right along
>Business as usual

Check back after our Week 5 bye, that's when things get interesting

Honestly most teams in the first two weeks legit look worse than last year.

All these changes to the practice time team's get and restricting padded practices, full contact, it's just hurt the game. Then starters barely playing in preseason.

The NFL has further watered down the quality of the game.
Cannot tell you how many missed tackles I've seen the last two weeks from some of the most respected defenders in the league and all the easy dropped catches.

A lot more injuries too. And a lot of them minor, like muscle pulls, cramps, hamstring injuries, and I think a lot more players are out of shape.

They aren't getting the necessary amount of practice time/reps to get in full physical condition

>implying
They lose in the divisional when they have to go to Foxborough or Oakland/Denver

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Use this thread. Disregard the newfag's

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Biggest bust in the draft?

Easilly, because they spent two first rounders to get him.

Ryan Leaf tier bust

Just wait until Patty hits the field

LITERALLY JaMarcus Russell

Finally feels good to be an elite team

Why did you bully him Sup Forums?

Didn't Russell go 5-11? The way he's looking, idk if Watson can win four

Because he's a fat fuck who couldn't stay in shape despite being paid millions to, glad GB cut him desu.

>millionaire who can afford a personal dietician, chef, etc
>job involves losing thousands of calories at games and practice
>still overweight

Explain this

fuck this fat crying faggot

i'd cut him today

Dude likes food?

>weight problem
>plays in the NFL
What did he mean by this

Im pretty fucking hyped for the Oakland@Washington game. Gonna be pure kino, legit Kafkaesque

>millions of dollars
>china food

Easy choice desu

Not any harder for him to become a lard ass than you. Literally all his football work just means he is going to have an even more voracious appetite

The China food?

What happened to the Pedo State kicker with the eating disorder? Is he still playing?

Falcons and Lions should be a good game. I hope the dirty birds can scrape by with a W but Ziggy Ansah is gonna be a menace to that O-line. Lions look bretty gud this year but it's hard to tell this early.

Calling it now: the Chargers will return to San Diego within the next decade. Maybe even within 5 years.

They seriously could not have botched this move any more. It's low-key the biggest embarrassment in the league right now.

He ate his homework.

Lmao Lions are getting fucking destroyed and it won't even be close. What no name player are you hyping?

Why would they return to San Diego? Its such a poor sports market

>thinking Spanos, with all of his hubris, would allow the hit to his ego to have to move back

Unless one of his sons moves them back or the team is bought, it isn't happening so long as Dean is alive.

I am a falcons fan and I will tell you straight up who the hell knows what falcons team is going to show up for that game. Can definitely see Lions kicking ass. How do we know it isn't their year? Still hate lions though.

because theres more fans of that team there than anywhere else.

yes i'm aware thats not saying much.

0% chance

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>doesn't know Ziggy Ansah

The absolute state of Atlanta football """fans"""

>Spanos sells the team for the immediate profit
>Chargers move back to San Diego
>lose LA AFC market back to the Raiders
>barely regain home market even after new ownership
>the Raiders will soon control almost all of California's AFC market along with taking all of Nevada from the Broncos/Chargers/AFC game of the week

Was it 4D chess all along?

That would be admitting the league was wrong. You are delusional.

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But it literally is harder for him him to be fat
He lifts weeks every day in the it season and probably 3 times a week in season
His basal metabolic rate is likely double yours or mine
The dude probably eats 7000 calories a day

>old thread
>old news

Please get to the new thread and let this one die.

He looked like shit against Philly until he had one meme run against a backup safety

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I know it'd take more calories. My point was that he has an even bigger appetite due to all of his physical activities than a normal person...

Also lifting weights really doenst burn THAT many calories. Most of his calories are burned during practice and during games..

>meme run

kys you meme spouting faggot

Punished Smeth: a man denied his checkdowns

Philly's front 7 is elite as fuck.

He had less than 2 yards per carry until that run. that heavily skews the data

Just look at all the runs into fucking nowhere

One will be filled today, just recycle one

I don't give a shit what you have to say when you say gay shit like 'meme run'

>Gay shit

Yeah you're much more mature and make a far more convincing argument

Hearing that Manziel is about to sign with a CFL team

They used to say the exact same thing about Barry Sanders.
>he kept getting stuffed all game except those two 50 yard runs he had
I'm 100% positive that people on here who keep memeing about Barry being the GOAT have never actually watched him play. He would face a ton of criticism if he played today.

>playmakers dont make plays when you ignore the biggest plays they made

Joey Julius? Kicked off Penn state

So basically Chris Johnson?

this one should have been recycled a day ago, but the faggot OP has been bumping it since then. let old threads die, new news = new.

Name a worst GM-HC combo than Jerry Reese and Ben McAdoo.

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Whoever the Colts have

probably not desu, I think he already peaked

>tony romo got retired by a rookie

Rick Smith and Bill O'Brien

Stop before this derails another thread.

Sashi Brown-Hue Jackson

People pretend like they know what they are doing just because they are black

And rightfully so. The purpose of the RB is to keep the clock running, keep the offense on the field, keep chipping away at yardage and getting first downs consistently. Not break out one or two huge runs and then do jack shit for the rest of the game.

I want to be an NFL team.

what do you recomend me?

that is a team that has never won a super bowl, and also this one in a city where the major league soccer is much more popular than the NFL

What did they fuck up to deserve being called the worst?

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Still going after like 4 years.

Okay Wanda Sykes

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Not being white or Jewish

I hope your abysmal subhuman shithole of a country gets spammed with neutron bombs just so you would stop posting this shit every day.

Hamilton isn't interested. Might be Montreal, they fell for the
>black QB
meme

Daily reminder that Dick Buttkiss and Gale Sayers have a grand total of ZERO playoff appearances combined.
Also daily reminder that Gale Sayers is in the Hall of Fame with less than 5000 yards rushing.

Jim Popp-Jim Popp and
Kavis Reed-Kavis Reed

>only CFL fans will get it.

Jaretard started half the season because of a holdout. It was Bruce Gradkowski who won those games.

>Montreal's situation in general

can we win 10 this year?

Nah

I don't think you can even win 6.
Captcha: CERVEZA STAFFORD

yeah you can win the 10th pick

>implying it wasn't always like this
You just know Calvillo will end up as Head coach and will do even WORSE than anybody could expect.

Im glad I got Carabins season tickets instead.

I wish I was a female but with a massive cock

>still

Do you notice how much Baltimore focuses on Defense? It's because Flacco sucks.

I would hope so, they get 6 free wins for playing in the AFCS.

It would have to be a grower, not a shower, so it would be easy to hide and you could surprise dudes with it when you take your clothes off

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How many 49ers are still on the team since this play?

I'm guessing just Bowman and Staley

Go back to /mls/, Fernando Fernandez