You have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible.

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Sick cunt, cunt.

*Blinks from the bottom up*

*pisses in his own mouth*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*breathes in and out at the same time

*gets stung by a fish*
*dies*

Oi, shut your yapper ya yankee cunt

Crikey, mate

Oi, let's crack open a Crown Lager and listen to Back In Black, eh, m8ties?

ching mao ling bing

Can't be fucked mate, not cut out for hard yakka.

Oi crickey mate thassum proper sick shit cunt

Boy, I do hate seeing my wife and daughter go to Bali just to get their cunts get pounded by brown manlet gigolos. Why I here busy fending off crocodiles, snakes, spiders, emus, kangaroos, koalas, abos from killing me.

万岁共产党的英明领导!

Alright see, I'm just here for the sightseeing, yeah? I swear she looked at least 17. Pardon? Oh yeah it's my first time in Bali yeah

>meanwhile in a parallel universe

Just installed the Australian service pack for Windows, mates. Now I can save AND save as!

user has a fantastic imagination.

I'm gonna join the army and become a digger. Just need a sex change first now that men are banned from joining the rooty tooty shooty business. Do you think I'll look good in a tutu honey? *flicks wrist*

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oi im jim jefferies and im about to speak down on america

Forgot where you celebrate Christmas in the summertime. LOLOLOLOL.

Et lad what's Up?

"drifts in a holden"

youtube.com/watch?v=3tFESDCz7Zw

*uses crystal meth*

This place is literally Jurassic Park, I swear.

OI, WHO YOU LOOKIN AT YE CUNT

man that was awesome

中国最好的国家。

"Oy Good Die"

Wtf I hate the royal family now

"Yer a foikin' ciggy butt brain ya cunt"

Yes hello

Oi, cheeky cunt

ow many dollarydoos for a knoife?

Do Australians really hate the queen?
I've been watching some Aussie youtuber and he says "fuck the queen" a lot, but I thought it was just a joke?

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>286 ms

AIM A BLAKK WOMAN AN U SAK MAIH KOK WHAT AR YU GAYE?

STREEEEUUUUTH CUNTS

*destabilizes dangerous globalists*

CRIKEY, A STINGRAY GOT ME.

*Loses to an emu*

hello I'm barnaby joyce

*gets a gook*

Time for a few thousand shitposts on Sup Forums.

*posts an easter toad*

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You still have 9 seconds left.

Canada has surpassed them for shitposting.

Oh whoops apparently I have NZ citizenship aha

Incoming celebration: 226 days, 23 hours, 32 minutes
Status: Americans still don't celebrate

>american """"education""""

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Celebrate what?

>inject serum to save myself from snake bite

*be irrelevant in the modern stage of world powers*

he's fucking shit but at least he can be self-deprecating

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no, almost everyone is indifferent

aw yeh! aw yeh yeh! fkin' sausages !

Never heard of female sex tourism in bali Indonesia?

throw another shrimp on the barbie m88 xDDDDDDDDD

OI WADIYATALKINABYEET

mistah proime ministah

No, fuck off

Most people are indifferent but I've recently gotten in with a bunch of Irish people and they hate the fuckers

To be fair, sex tourism is big in Bali.
But it's almost entirely degenerate old men and pedos.

Most people just don't give a shit.

"what a lovely day!"

easter?

Sheila wheres my meth cunt.

MACCA

'ands off the sheila cunt