B-b-but Cavani is so shit!

B-b-but Cavani is so shit!

that's a lot of buts

Imagine fucking all those butts. Impressive.

must smell like shit at psg

>those buts
not surprised desu

>british """"""humour""""""

butt's

He has a questionable touch and tends to miss a ton of chances, but he does score a ton of goals in meme leagues.

He is actually really good at getting into scoring positions. His timing and intelligence are top tier.

basically a black Lukaku

BUTS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Scored about 20 in UCL
So far for the "meme" league, eh?

if he's good then why not go play for a big side. it'll always hang over him

>but's

>buts

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41 goals in 61 European games in his career

yea he's a good scorer except... when it actually matters, kinda like Messi. only players who actually score in order to win championships rather than statpad such as >Zidane, Iniesta or TSU should be considered great players desu

*tips hat*

>0 WCs
poor man's Kevin Großkreutz

why are south americans such faggots?
aqui: Manuel Arboleda from Columbia

Whats gay about patting another guy on the butt?

>cavani

more buts than butland

Probably the best 9 at the moment.

dzeko is better

Messi scored in two Champions League finals.

>the Bully of Benevento

holy fucking shit pippo inzaghi would destroy all records wearing that shirt

>the destroyer of dijon

>The murderer of Metz

>All this in 1 game
Caravani

>20 in UCL
>impressive

>le harvester of Le Havre

it's like fucking a baby lmao

also,
>you now remember napoli's cavani
when sp had manchester united fans they were always claiming that he was going to go to old trafford next season, kek fucking cucks

I highly doubt he played 20 games in CL as a 9. Only one season with Napoli and last year with PSG. So, yeah it is impessive.

>southamericans

inzaghi? martin palermo would have like 80 goals per season in PSG

>muh 90s meme players nostalgia

yea the guy that scored 14 goals with milan at the peak of his career is better lmao

He scores in big games all the time, it's not his fault that PSG choked last season against barcelona and that Di Maria threw it to the stands instead of passing the ball to him which would've granted them the win.

fooks sake this board needs a spoiler tag i need to count me rosaries

T. Muhammad bin Al Parisk

More buts than nerman.

He's like Higuain desu, can score a good amount against FC Baguette, but lacks composure in big matches

All dose buts

This is now a butts thread. Based spee.
Also Cavani is shit.

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