>heard about prostate massage being amazing
>bought a sex toy designed for it
>had to turn my asscrack into lube lake
>finally stick it in
>just feels like im taking a shit
>didnt even cum
>depressed now
Heard about prostate massage being amazing
Ryder Howard
Cooper Miller
tomorrow will be better user!
Henry Bailey
What did the cashier tell you when you bought the sex toy?
Michael Johnson
i bought it on the internet because my autism wouldnt let me go to an actual sex shop
Connor Hill
Post link
Isaiah Brown
no it wont
Camden Mitchell
faggot
Cooper Morgan
this thing
Ethan Wilson
...
Camden Morgan
>"oh it's a gag gift for my friend's birthday"
Wow that was hard. Did the same thing when I bought thighhighs.
Jayden Wright
You did it wrong
Tyler Bennett
Just use proper dildos. Big ones.
There's a reason gay men are obsessed with big dicks.
Kevin Thompson
They didn't believe you, most likely.
I'm sure many embarrassed men say things like that.
Lincoln Allen
practice makes perfection
Jonathan Cox
good lord you are a fag OP
Jack Smith
bad kitty, bad!
they really name those dildos cutely
Jacob Flores
you wouldn't believe all the pathetic excuses people give when they're coming to the hospital emergencies with some stuff stuck in their ass (or their vag, that happens too) that they can't pull out
Christian Sanders
>that
>cute
F-Fucking furfags
Jonathan Butler
most likely something like that they slipped on the floor
Levi Mitchell
Congratulations son. U gay now
Lincoln Reyes
>tried this thing found in another girl room
>it's shit
Jose Adams
Have fun in eternal damnation OP.
Aaron Diaz
why don't you just try the real thing, that one attached to another man?
Levi Cox
3DPD
Nolan Perez
You needed to be united to Slovakia to balance out the homosexual.
Ryan Cruz
>Russian shows up
>thread instantly turns 10 times gayer
Everytime.