Man Utd v Burton Match Thread

2000 BST KO
Lineups any minute

>putting out a strong 11

Will Luke Shaw get a chance?

Lad I was just about to make this thread with that exact pic.

*x-files theme*

Apparently he'll come on.

Twenty-four inch penis

Apologise for this disgusting racism IMMEDIATELY

REPORTED

Im you from the future lad. Your dominos gets delivered in a minute

>whoring yourself out to betting companies for a pay day
the absolute state of tinpot non-league clubs

too bad you're not German... you deserve prison for that hate speech

Why do you care if it's a bet company compared to any other sponsor?

Money is money regardless of who brings it to you

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Hoping for 3atb

RICH CLUB VS SMALL CLUB WE GET IT SKY SPORTS

>these stats
>United playing this many internationals
destined for a Burton win

I don't think you quite got it m80, so we're gonna run this 20 minute montage on the history of Man Utd vs The history or Burton Albion for you, Cheers

I know I made this thread but I feel like sacking off this match and going for a wank desu

Lloyd's going to score a 95th minute winner

wtf women can be drummers too?!

worth adding that burton's record signing is injured and probably won't make his debut until april

>Rasford through the middle instead of Martial

Disapppointed.

dyer

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>Burton are closer to me than Leicester

>this low occupancy
its one of those 'kids countdown the timer' nights
*rolls eyes*

>Burton dominating

Sad!

Ladies and gentlemen your new England's Women head coach.

I hope we get knocked out today

Less games to play

>facebook likes
very important stat

game over lol
rashford goal

>I don't want to win a trophy, I want to see us get destroyed in the CL instead

k den

2 fkn ez

Lloydy causing havoc down United's right

YAS!

ABUs BTFO

>Livershite JOST

RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD RASHFORD

RASHGOAT

oh dear. I smell a 7+ goal demolishment

fuck off munichs

Who's getting destroyed in the cl mate?

Expecting a goal every 4 mins

ABU's evening ruined already, Sad!

more like the b-team you mong.

Nice looking emblem that of Burton.

t.arsenal fan

Lol this obese keeper

Martial's song is very catchy.

It's sure to play an important part in the game

>The state of these comments on Navixsport

>losing to Leicester's B team
LMAO

Shit stream

I will re enforce this. Leicester have no strength in depth, yet Liverpool conceded to a flop striker and a japanese gentleman who never scores.

inb4 Burton score or Utd miss lots of easy chances and this somehow becomes a real game where Mou has the team sit in and defend the lead

Cracking atmopshere

>facebook likes

Why are all the plastic/customer/oil clubs playing on tonight instead of yesterday?

Where are the people that slate Rashford by the way?

Stream for the match?

isn't the League cup the best occasion to give youngsters some very valuable first team experience?

Google

>He's not part of the Navix community

Welp

check soccerstreams on reddit

>can't keep possession against Burton

So this ... is the power of the midfield without Pogba or Matic.

YAS!

GOATFORD

This Rashlad is pretty good.

unf

>The Butcher of Burton

This is lit

HOLY SHIT.

AGAIN, WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SLATE RASHFORM HMM?

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Yeah but it's also a good time to let the rest of the 'real' squad to get minutes. They have great depth, it's a good problem to have. Youth can literally wait. He'll bring on a couple when we get another couple goals. Oh look rashford scored again. Noice.

I hope one of you took a screenshot of Burton's manager looking completely defeated

How are Burton getting so much possession and chances?

>ywn be part of Jose's coaching team, sharing jokes with and laughing at championship teams together

;__;

Rather have one of darth lukaku, didnt screenshot it because i figured tons of others would, shite.

That's Nigel Clough. Brian's son.

because mourinho doesn't care about possession. never has.

why dont they sing about rashfords bbc? i bet he has an awkwardly long cock

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>burton albion's B team

Blind and Mata are so immobile. They could be great players if they had some speed and acceleration.

here you go, babe.

It was a pretty aesthetic shot.

because he looks too much like a camel and no one knows what a camel's cock looks like.

You reckon his toes are warm?

Not hard for that keeper to "keep himself big".

Mata still is great tbf. Blind would be if he had even decent pace, I'm always saying this. Hes a good squad player at least.

Lloyd Dyer playing a blinder. His teammates are utter dogshit, being managed by a manager who has spastic genes

lindelof is fucked.

Sorry but
>Lindeflopp

thanks dear

Pretty pacy

Friendly reminder to Liverpool you should pay your monthly brown bag envelopes to the FA to ensure you get easy ties

hes awful desu. already had an awful game against basel

this, he's a step above everyone else on the pitch desu

I like Mata a lot as well but he could be elite if he wasn't so slow.