How do people call cats over in your country? Here we smack our lips profusely

How do people call cats over in your country? Here we smack our lips profusely

kis-kis-kis

puss puss puss or just a pss pss pss sound

kici-kici with slightly hissing tone

calling a cat over has never ever worked anywhere in the world at any time

naa cica cica

bsh bsh bsh

Play with them every time you make that noise, and make that noise sometimes when you play. It eventually just works.

no

this

psiu psiu psiu

But it makes them do a funny face

AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH

Yeah it does. You just have to associate calling them with giving them a treat.

Bishito, bishito

No, that's what cats say to us

a cat is fine too

click click

You mean tsk tsk?

yes, it does.
i do that to mine all the time.
it makes him horny and them he starts humping me
it's disgusting

only subhumans own cats

no. subhumans own mexicans.

mexicans cant be owned

who let his mexican slave loose?!

tell that to the americans

you brought this unto you are a serfs

Hi, yeah, could I get a grande burrito with carne asada please? Uh, por favor?

>punheta

não obrigado, sou hetero

>tacos

i keep shouting "anda cá filho da puta"

who is this mexiputa?

in my region they go "micho micho, michiño" or smack their tongue with the top of the mouth

i say 猫猫猫

mish mish mish, or something similar

kss kss kss/pss pss pss

tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk in repeated short and fast bursts spaced between variations of "here kitty kitty" phrases

we meow at them, it's the only correct way

I piss on the floor and it'll smell it and come to me.

Get your fat ass over here

pss-pss or pisi-pisi

same

pisi pisi huh? :^)

pisi-pisi or maaats-maats

tz tz tz micio micio

You say PSSST PSSST like you're tying to sell the cats drugs without garnering too much attention

biss biss biss biss

Pss pss pss pss pss