What's the blackest thing you've ever done?

What's the blackest thing you've ever done?

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banging starving white bitches

fugged a green-eyed blonde

Went to KFC

Fight with my dad

Fucked a wh*te girl.
She fetishized me, but whatever I still hit it.
I quit after she wanted me to start meeting her family.

Blasted NWA on full with windows down while going over speed limit in my city

Became an engineer.

Fucked blonde girls with daddy issues.

shot a couple of niggas
cut up some folk

Are you actually black

there are no blacks on Sup Forums, just american white cucks pretending

Nothing. I don't engage in boorish ape behavior

No, CHI.
I'm a lightskin mestizo, so I was light enough for her to not be intimidated by me, but dark enough/non-white looking enough for me to be "exotic".

Ate KFC double down.
Stole my friend's 10cent eraser 20 years ago.
Smoke a Dunhill long time ago.
Sneaked out of curfew to watch the police dispose of WW2 300Kg jap shell.
Drove forklift and tractor into the road without license.
Am I bad enough dude to join gangstas in Detroit?
Peace is boring as hell.

Straight Outta Malaysia

So you're on Boorchan because?

Stretched out a qt pale white girls vagina

She'll never be the same

Fellow Guero Mestizo here user. To be Castizo is to be great.

>What's the blackest thing you've ever done?

I once listened to a rap song on Youtube. A friend recommended it to me, some DMX guy. I still feel dirty.

Watch network daytime television

Be born.
t. Actual Black guy

I fucked your wife

Damn

I'm sorry man

PLEASE FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND

>smoked a shitton of weed
>dropped out of college
>grew, bought and resold the product
>dabbled in various other drugs
>borrowed an unlocked bike 'round midnight because I was too lazy to walk home
>DUI'd a few times but didn't get caught

fwiw, all of these crimes have expired & didn't take place here

Irl blacks are bros, some are the most kindest people I ever met
Don't take this place too seriously

rolled mad blunts and drank a 40 ounce malt liquor. gets you fucked up.

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I enjoyed Taco Bell

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