/nfl/ general - TEXAS SUPERIORITY edition

GB: Packers could lighten Montgomery's workload
GB: Jordy Nelson (quad) expects to play this week
CHI: Jordan Howard (shoulder) limited on Wednesday
PHI: Eagles LG Chance Warmack could start Week 3
NYJ: ASJ out of shape, may not be active this week
DEN: Demaryius Thomas limited with hamstring issue
LAR: Gerald Everett (thigh) questionable for TNF
NE: Update: Gronkowski listed as DNP Wednesday
TEN: Corey Davis (hamstring) ruled out vs Seattle
GB: Jordy Nelson practicing fully ahead of Week 3
TEN: DeMarco Murray not practicing (hamstring)
GB: Packers don't clear Randall Cobb to practice

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dolphins

nanners

rams

bucs

texans

Who /0-3/ here?

>browns syndrome

>chefs

cheer up m8
the Bengals can score a touchdown this week at least since the Packers D is trash

if you read this, you're gay lol

Top ten Nfl teams of all time

1. 85 Bears
2. 72 Dolphins
3. 62 Packers
3. 78 Steelers
4.89 49ers
5. 07 Pats (SB Loss)
6. 91 Redskins
7. 92 Cowboys
8. 98 Broncos
9. 99 Rams
10. 86 Giants

if the browns changed to the cleveland whites, would they start winning games??

no

>pre merger
>anywhere on the list
kek

Even if it was a byproduct of the AFC being a garbage conflagration, do the early 90's Bills get no credit for getting to the SB 4 consecutive years?

>rating teams you've watched in 3 minutes of footage

>being gay

>NYC has 2 teams
>LA has 2 teams
>they're all terrible
>they have 1 combined win
>against the >clots

Not even a KC fan, but they seem to really be going for the jugular this season.

Has Smeth promoted himself from Game Regional Manager to CEO?

idk man, seattle couldnt

the drafting of Mahomes unlocked Smeth's final form

>tfw as a hawk fag looking at this Tennessee game

if the offense could do well that would be great. but I already know what's going to happen. Wilson is going to get his ass pounded so hard he's gonna make aaron Rodgers jealous and all the receivers are gonna drop their balls.

Seattle also has an OL made out of wet paper
I don't know how Wilson ever throws anything accurately

mahomes is assistant game manager, not assistant to the game manager

Bengals O-line is just as bad

No but I suspect ESPN would start calling them "The Cleveland football team"

>OL as bad as seattles

god help that retarded ginger

Let's try to list teams that have GOOD O-Lines. Dallas, Oakland, who else?

Seattle has the worst OL in the league m8

Titans

>No 1976 Raiders

KC's has to be alright at worst.

steelers, falcons, packers
it is pretty much necessary for a functional offense

Any team with a notable offense had a good Oline. That's why its surprising the Seahawks managed to do as well as they did last season.

Good O-lines:
>dallas
>oakland
>titans
>chiefs
>eagles

Ok o-lines:
>rams
>houston
>patriots
>bills
>ravens
>skins
>denver
>chargers

Shit:
>the rest

Oakland and Dallas are great tier

Falcons are either good or OK. Definitely not shit though.

Cleveland

>Panthers give Matt Kalil gobs of money to be their LT
>Gives up SIX pressures, one of which is a sack that Cam Newton gets hurt on

What the fuck made Gettlememe think this was going to work? If Taylor Moton doesn't get put in at left tackle Newton's not making it the full season.

Nanners inb4 rasm? Fuck Yeah!

Ryan Kalil was injured that game and he really is the thing that makes the OL not shit cause he calls out everything

i forgot them, you're right

>I forgot them

They can't be that good if you forgot them.

packers have a pretty good oline when healthy (big if)

>Good O-Lines
>eagles

Where did this meme come from? Has no one watched an eagles game before, especially the games this season?
Can't block for shit, can't produce running lanes, rarely capable of giving Wentz more than a second without scrambling cause someone is in his face.
There are parts that are good, Peters, Johnson and sometimes Kelce when he doesn't get flagged for holding, but as a whole they are not good.

...

>tfw looking up at this thread with no Lions in it

So my gf does modeling. And recently some guys flew her out to Miami for a photo shoot... The thing is the photos I just saw were her nude sitting on a rock.... I mean you cant really see anything in the picture.... But I am worried that the photographers had to have seen something whole she was getting into poses and what not.... Surely it's photoshopped or they make her wear little pieces of fabric to cover her more intimate parts.... right?


Pic related... Am I freaking out over nothing?

>people hate the bucs creamsicle uniforms

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Your girl got more stuffed than the turkey on Thanksgiving

wwwwwwwwwwww

No, but people would be much more forgiving about it.

yeah they saw all her bits. But that's it, they SAW, they didn't finangle her.

They definitely saw her naked.

You get to fuck her tonight.

Relax.

>houston
>good o-line
>their only good lineman is holding out
>gave up 11 sacks to the fucking jags

yeah no. they have a bottom 5 o-line in the nfl right now

Week 3 fantasy preview. I'm on the left. 12 man league with 2 QB and a DP. Through two weeks, I've been the second highest scorer both weeks playing the highest scorer both weeks, losing by a combined 7 points. There are a few people who know how to play fantasy in the league, the majority do not. Dak Prescott was at #2 overall. Think about that. At 0-2, I should still wreck this league yes?

This isn't the fantasy thread

>fantasy coons

you're not the fantasy thread

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Earlier football teams like the 62 Packers would get blown out by any NFL team today and probably by all top 25 college teams too.

>Completely undersized compared to today's players pro-football-reference.com/teams/gnb/1962_roster.htm (nobody near 300 pounds)
>Today's players are faster and stronger
>The talent pool being drawn from in the 1960s was far smaller

Pretty sure they are under ok

confront her about it, be a man or she will look for a man
tell her not to get naked with guys around

but you could argue that their skill in the context of the year is really high
you can't really judge football in a vacuum, it is all contextual

>dallas

I'm pretty sure the Cowboys will go .500 against the AFC West. The Chargers will probably lose to them in some memey way, and I think they can beat one of either Oakland or KC. The Chiefs are a better bet since they get them at home; on the other hand, the Raiders don't seem to have fixed their defense.

Saving for gamethread pasta

But those players were the best of those days and if they had the nutrition, work out routines, supplements, ect. of today, they would be able to compete with the best of today.

BtwWhere are the 96' Packers?
Scored the most points in the NFL that year and gave up the fewest points in the NFL that year.

So these guys walk out on the field, put their fists in the air while the national anthem plays and slap you're favorite sports TV ratings ass. What do you do?

There are very few instances that I'd be watching the Eagles. But I guess get up and make sure I have a beer. Anthem is the best time to double check and make sure you have enough for the first half.

WE BE KANGZ

HOL UP HOL UP
*gets busted for PEDs*
NIGGA HOL UP
*gets 4th DUI in 2 years*
HOL UP HOL UP
*sucker punches gf in elevator and drags her unconscious body out*
NIGGA HOL UP
*beats own child with a tree branch*
HOL UP HOL UP MAH NIGGA
*hates white people while getting paid millions by white people*
HOL UP NIGGA DAYUM
*gets busted for PEDs a second time*
HOL UP HOL UP
* has 16 children by 13 different women*
NIGGA HOL UP
* fails drug test for smoking for the 3rd time*
HOL UP HOL UP
* gets drafted as a qb, ends up a meme receiver or out of the league in 4 years*
NIGGA IS U B SAYIN DAT WE BE POLITICAL AN SHEIT?!

WE WUZ ROYALTY

If Roger gives in that BLM shit, I'm done with the NFL.

100%

toxins fans constantly underrate their line because their shitty QBs hold onto the ball for 5 hours and get sacked

>Post YFW the Jaguars hype train lasted one week

White people still have Lacrosse.

I was watching this guys film breakdown on Twitter and he showed the entire Seattle o-line all getting pushed onto the ground at once on one play. That's five offensive linemen laying on the ground three seconds into the play.

People always say "why not just pay the superstars" but that money has to come from somewhere.

You might want to imagine the NFL without white qbs and coaches, bud.

More exciting like college football?

NFL "analysts" still doubt the Raiders

>he thinks college memeball works in the NFL

Try again, retard. Try to imagine a bunch of Russell wilsons and cam newtons. It would be a joke.

Gib link need laughs

Dumb question time.

Would you rather be coached by Marty Schottenheimer or John Gruden?

If anyone wants a laugh youtu.be/1w8n0L3uUCE

so funneh haha that's not what they are really saying xd

Really faggot?

haha thanks man :)

I'm a Raider fan and I doubt the Raiders.

>Titans and Jets
>secondary made McCown look efficient
>defense forgets it exists every 5th play
>stupid penalties every other play

>1 touchdown in 2 games
>Offensive line is getting crushed every play
>Running backs have to be creative as they aren't given any sort of run blocking let alone a lane
>Russlel is pressured almost every other play
>Constant sacks, QB hits, stuffs and tackles for losses are already producing fumbles
>The only complete plays the offense manages to scramble are so few they're game highlights and entirely because of Russlel's literal heroics
>Have to rely on championship-caliber defense keeping the other team from scoring more than a touchdown and providing as many turnovers as possible for the offense

Is Xeattle in a crisis right now?

no cause they play in the NFC West and are still the best team in the division

Detroit has a pretty good Oline, surprised they havent been mentioned yet. Bad in terms of run blocking but way above average in pass blocking.

Tj Lang, Ricky Wagner, Travis Swanson and once healthy Taylor Decker. Not too shabby desu.

Not sure how they have played this year but Chicago has a pretty damn good Oline too.

They definitely took her out to party that night and she fucked the Chad of the group, multiple times.

Ok /nfl/, who is the greatest football player of all time?

My vote goes to Lawrence Taylor

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so the cowboys suck this year?

>anything prior to 2001 doesnt count because my team is historically shit

Literally and without any doubt, our year 'la