YWN have a sexy Twi'Lek Waifu to Tavel the galaxy with

>YWN have a sexy Twi'Lek Waifu to Tavel the galaxy with

how sensitive are those head flaps?

They are concentrated nerve bundles.

Yeah, if you pull on them would they hurt?

Jabba's fucktoys/10.

Horrifically

It would be very pleasurable

It would be extremely damaging to her midichlorian count

So an extended brain?

In English, poindexter.

So they have same vagina as human?

>being this stupid

Post em please.

I have a slavery/vore thing for Jabba and his girls.

4u

>This

Post your sexiest Twi'Lek babes

>a slavery/vore thing for Jabba and his girls
so I'm not the only one who picked up the vore thing from RotJ

>waifu
>literal slut race
Sounds like a dumb thing to want tbhfam

They have pubic lekku

that was English, you Floridan retard.

well, yeah.. plus all the razor-sharp teeth in there. google image search "vagina dentata".

Post more sexy twi'leks!

post more

>oversexualied hot as shit alien race
>literally NO good porn

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This is pretty good. Ending is kek.

>hasn't browsed mainstream porn websites regularly, esp. c. one year ago to be aware via ads of this

>may potentially have an actual halfway-attractive girlfriend and do pair bonding things on a regular basis so that he does not need to use porn on a daily basis

>what a fucking loser

Absolutely not

what did he mean by this

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Sorry user, between a part-time job, college, and going out with my girlfriends, I don't have time to browse most hardcore porn websites. Most I do is use my phone to jerk off to nudes of my girlfriend, but then again I rarely do that.

Yes, there is some brain mass in them, and then the rest are just very sensitive appendages.

Then you don't belong here

Fuck off, I've been here for years, I'm not going to stop coming here just because I became a normie.

>ywn have two alien waifus to keep you warm and occupied on your long freighter voyages in your class 4 piece of junk.

Somehow I just know that if I existed in the Star Wars universe my #1 priority would be a Twi'Lek slave.

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