How do I get a gf like Alice?

How do I get a gf like Alice?

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Be black

just tip more, bby :^)

>no new videos on Empornium in months

Ask

get good at eating pusy i hope

Are you rock hard Chad with a big gorilla dick?

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>masturbates so much that she ruined her vagina and now only an xbox hueg dick would be able to satisfy her

alice is a bit funny in the head

you probably don't want her as a gf, unless you're too.

Alice is such a whore and not sweet n cute at all.

I think you post more webms to convince me otherwise.

Fuck she's perfect lads

alice in 2012 and 2013 was faking it a lot of the time, but she doesn't even try to anymore.

if you see the her older clips the difference is very obvious.

>her tits are big again

still nowhere close to her birth control tits

Story?

whoops wrong webm.

You mean like being a dumb whore?
All women are like that. You might as well get a hot one.

Jesus Christ.

Gorillas have tiny dicks though.

Does she sell her feces? Asking for a friend.

Yeah, still not convinced. You should probably post more.

Fake. Sad!

No, she's smart.

I mean sometimes she has the maturity of a teenager, but usually she's stoic and self-aware.

I gave up wanting a girlfriend. I'm too anxious, socially retarded, have no idea how to play mind games with women and stuff.

So I decided to become a fucktoy for men to use, because I'm otherwise useless. That's not as bad as it sounds.
Getting fucked in the ass feels great, far better than jerking off. Sucking cock is also quite nice, not as great as sucking yourself off, but still nice.

well that would be tricky to ship overseas.

what about this scarf?

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well, she's smarter than her fans