ITT:

ITT:

>your iq
>the age you grew out of metal

ill start

>143
>13

500
never got into it at all

>78
>never, it's the new classical

>1
>dun bee a stupidhed metal is lyfeee!

>100000000000000000000
>its the only good genre retard genelet

99th percentile
*reddit HILBERT space*
NEVER

if you didnt know
everyone on Sup Forums has 140+ iq and an 8 inch monster cock but has never had a girlfriend or achieved anything notable

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16

I have a 7.5" cock but it's narrow. Sex with me is like a woodpecker to your cervix.

50000
I don't care what other people listen to.

>i don't know
>i don't know

glad i could contribute to your exceptional hread, OP :-)

yeah ill bet
thanks for sharing even though i didnt ask

69,420
Metal doesn't exist

thats insanly huge black victims!!!!! !!!!! considering that black population is low!! wow Thank god we have Trump. :)

68
Still love metal

Don't you know? it's because everyone here are smart but lazy ;p

It's just a joke

you sound like a real blast

all that image reflects is that white "men" have low t

>157
>I never got into it

how was that a joke at all
yes of course :DD xD

hmm im seeing a pattern here

It's a joke about length being stupid because most women don't find having their cervix stabbed with a screwdriver pleasant. Imagine having that 8" pencil dick that has to exist only for it to be a detriment in the bedroom.

you need to learn what a joke is

london?

No, you do. Do you have autism or have you just never had sex before?

stating facts about 'your' cock literally is nto a joke
im not a girl but this does not read like ANY joke i have ever seen in my life
let me tell you a joke:
birds are good at flying

163
it's the best music genre

Comparing a dicking to a woodpecker and implying that the sex is bad is a basic self depreciating joke the likes of which have been seen in every I'm a loser standup act from Paton Oswald to Louis CK to Jim Jefferies.

She's kind of right though. There's some difference between joking around and telling jokes it seems.

>141
>never had a metal phase because I’m not a brainlet

The funny thing is I actually have an 8 inch cock and my girlfriend loves it. Your free to stay mad, however.

stop embarrassing yourself :)

I could frame this aroun a story if she wants but the punchline is already there. The story would basically go: I only do anal and here's why, brag about big dick, slut fucks me, things go horribly wrong and she asks me to stop, heat her call her friends from the other room, describes the sex as being like a woodpecker, my cervix hurts, she sees obgyn, Her cervix is mutilated, that's why I only do anal now

too bad you only stated the fact that your cock is large as if to unironically brag instead of framing it as a joke
keep doing damage control it wasnt funny

12
13

Lady, that narrative works and having an 8" pencil dick would be a curse. Alternatively the joke could end with that's why I'm gay.

Stay mad cuck.

f*ck you if anyone nows humor women do!

>141 iq
>uses wrong form of your

>174
>Pewdiepie

>13
>143

>147
>IQ means nothing but it does to you and to me so I post
>listened to black metal and death metal a bit between 16-18

shut up jealous cuck

>8.43 x 10^35
>In the third millennia of my existence

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