Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers

The Do or Die Series

Cubs
Jake Arrieta (R)

1. Jon Jay (L) CF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Willson Contreras (R) C
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Addison Russell (R) SS
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) 2B
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P

Brewers
Zach Davies (R)

1. Eric Sogard (L) SS
2. Neil Walker (S) 2B
3. Ryan Braun (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Domingo Santana (R) RF
6. Eric Thames (L) 1B
7. Stephen Vogt (L) C
8. Brett Phillips (L) CF
9. Zach Davies (R) P

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Last week the Cubs swatted away the Tardinals and crushed what little hope they had. This week shall be the Boor's turn.

After the Cubs are done with them, the Boors will look like Jimmy Nelson's Labrum.

Go Cubs!

don't count the cardinals out until they're out friendo

How many games should the Cubes win in this series to keep a lead?

At a minimum, 1.

cubs to be desu

They're 4th in the running for the wildcard.

TY BASED SCHWARBER

thumb hits another one

Tru famagonis

Dance for SchwarBOMB.

INB4 Baez launches one too.

Schwarp Drive

Nice play by Rizzo at first

>59 game errorless streak at first

BASED

Cute!

Rizzo finally with a hit
Jay runs thru a stop sign
Kris slides past the bag

Not even worried.

CHIEF JUSTICE'D

Always do the opposite of what signal you get.

he was out when his hand left the bag and the leg got the tag

RIZZED

Cubbies still got this, dont @ me haters

Nice quip!

All these two out hits... c'mon broors

Let's go brewers!

RIP in peace

>another baserunning error for the cusb

Nice baserunning

based american

How do the Schwarbombs balance out with the Schwarberrors?

why doesnt the plaque mention
>murdered by democrats
>based berniebro leaker from the dnc

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t_donald is that a way

>triggered

DOMINGOOOOOOO

Could Kris Bryant win MVP if the Cubs win out and he puts up big numbers?

No

top kek

Thanks for the scare Willy.

right in the kneecaps
youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0

>Eating the flowers in your grandma's garden
>Nerd factor
What the hell did JD drink before coming on air?

Was that Hillary Clinton?

arrow to the knee(cap)

>OUT

>the city of clearly out

The power of pilates got that gaydo out.

Umps making the case to have an electronic strike zone now after screwing up the call at first as well.

Arrieta can hit.
Arrieta can field.
and 2 out of 3 ain't bad!

>again

Pulling Jake at 71 pitches
>questionable

>1 run lead
>better bring in dinosaur man

probably a good idea
if it was the 8th inning

the amount of money we're paying lyin' Ryan and the amount of production we're getting out of him is completely incongruous.

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This ump is fucking ridiculous, there were 4 straight balls and he called 3 of them strikes

All day

awful ump, the zone is whack

Why did Edwards get the call on the iffy balls and Davies isn't?

When is the MLB going to move on from fucking umpires calling balls and strikes? This isn't the 1970s anymore, everybody with a fucking smartphone can see where the balls are immediately

It's his first game back, and the bullpen is rested, no reason to push Arrieta and risk him reagravating his ham stringy.

I'd skip the White House to visit museums too.

You can't argue strikes and balls with an ump, but if the call is really bad and you're out because of it, just walk back to the dugout and say
>a robot can do your job
loud enough for him to hear it.

Seriously. The strike zone is jumping all over the place. I'd be ok if it was at least consistent.

>the bullpen is rested
so what

I skip government shit every time I go to DC but for me it's crystals 'n shit.

10-4.

Damn you must love geology

Y'all gwan smoke dat rock by yo own sef?

I fucking hate how Brewers fans sell their seats to Cubs fans every fucking time these fucking cunts come to Milwaukee. We have the 11th highest attendance in baseball, there's no reason there should be this many Cubs fans at Miller Park during a game of this importance.

Why do you hate America?

>Rizzo needs an interpreter to talk to Strop

PLEASE BREWERS.
We need the WC spot. Fuck the cubes fuck the rocks. Please dont let me down

Point plz

I like mineralogy and chemistry and shiny things. I could care less about old bones and how we come from birbs.

I feel ya. But the problem is they sell them waaaay early in the year. And no one saw this coming. Why not make some cash

Captcha:
>poundland terrains


WOOOOOOO TIE GAME

GETTIN NERVOUS CHICAGO?

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>tfw tie game

>bringing in the pen 30 pitches early

What can you do when your manager is throwing the game?

No way they throw out Broxton!

Shit umping will be the death of us.

YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING BALL BILLY!

Pulling for you brew crew. Fuck the pisscups

>tfw you're considering gambling on sports to take away some of the pain even though it will just bring more pain in the long run

Now we just need mis padres to come through.

JESUS CHRIST CONTRERAS YOU THALIDOMIDE FUCK

He's been shit both ways at least.

RISP always makes me nervous.

>Cubs Bullpen

Why would you do this to us Joe?

>Based loaded
Expect the choke

you know what Cubs, I haven't been happy about the fucking strike zone all night, so goddamnit I'm not going to start shedding tears for some iffy calls finally going our way

That's a bit harsh

brauns a shit eating faggot fuck that little hebe

If he hits a grand slam I will finally forgive him for lying

Ump clearly has i against the Cubs pittching. Fucking Strope was yelling at the Ump, that's how bad it was.

Spotted Cow is the touristy New Glarus beer.

>Other players working the count
>Braun hacking away at shit out of the zone

I can't...

Cheaters never win.
Braun goes down swingin.

New Glarus doesnt make anything worth a damn

>checked

Fucking this