1. Jon Jay (L) CF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Willson Contreras (R) C 5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 6. Addison Russell (R) SS 7. Jason Heyward (L) RF 8. Javier Baez (R) 2B 9. Jake Arrieta (R) P
Brewers Zach Davies (R)
1. Eric Sogard (L) SS 2. Neil Walker (S) 2B 3. Ryan Braun (R) LF 4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B 5. Domingo Santana (R) RF 6. Eric Thames (L) 1B 7. Stephen Vogt (L) C 8. Brett Phillips (L) CF 9. Zach Davies (R) P
>Eating the flowers in your grandma's garden >Nerd factor What the hell did JD drink before coming on air?
Cooper Cooper
Was that Hillary Clinton?
Josiah Ortiz
arrow to the knee(cap)
Caleb Cooper
>OUT
Jacob Johnson
>the city of clearly out
Evan Brown
The power of pilates got that gaydo out.
Oliver Carter
Umps making the case to have an electronic strike zone now after screwing up the call at first as well.
Lincoln Morris
Arrieta can hit. Arrieta can field. and 2 out of 3 ain't bad!
Jeremiah James
>again
Ryan Barnes
Pulling Jake at 71 pitches >questionable
Jose Gutierrez
>1 run lead >better bring in dinosaur man
Brandon Cruz
probably a good idea if it was the 8th inning
Ayden James
the amount of money we're paying lyin' Ryan and the amount of production we're getting out of him is completely incongruous.
Hunter Howard
...
Samuel Evans
This ump is fucking ridiculous, there were 4 straight balls and he called 3 of them strikes
Dylan Martin
All day
Nathan Roberts
awful ump, the zone is whack
Grayson Martinez
Why did Edwards get the call on the iffy balls and Davies isn't?
When is the MLB going to move on from fucking umpires calling balls and strikes? This isn't the 1970s anymore, everybody with a fucking smartphone can see where the balls are immediately
Blake Lewis
It's his first game back, and the bullpen is rested, no reason to push Arrieta and risk him reagravating his ham stringy.
Levi Campbell
I'd skip the White House to visit museums too.
Mason Barnes
You can't argue strikes and balls with an ump, but if the call is really bad and you're out because of it, just walk back to the dugout and say >a robot can do your job loud enough for him to hear it.
Jason Scott
Seriously. The strike zone is jumping all over the place. I'd be ok if it was at least consistent.
Isaiah Sanders
>the bullpen is rested so what
Noah Russell
I skip government shit every time I go to DC but for me it's crystals 'n shit.
Colton Lopez
10-4.
David Sullivan
Damn you must love geology
Landon Sullivan
Y'all gwan smoke dat rock by yo own sef?
Kevin Sullivan
I fucking hate how Brewers fans sell their seats to Cubs fans every fucking time these fucking cunts come to Milwaukee. We have the 11th highest attendance in baseball, there's no reason there should be this many Cubs fans at Miller Park during a game of this importance.
Evan Johnson
Why do you hate America?
Ryder Foster
>Rizzo needs an interpreter to talk to Strop
Ryan Fisher
PLEASE BREWERS. We need the WC spot. Fuck the cubes fuck the rocks. Please dont let me down
Evan Ward
Point plz
Jordan Myers
I like mineralogy and chemistry and shiny things. I could care less about old bones and how we come from birbs.
Anthony Watson
I feel ya. But the problem is they sell them waaaay early in the year. And no one saw this coming. Why not make some cash
Captcha: >poundland terrains
WOOOOOOO TIE GAME
Julian Harris
GETTIN NERVOUS CHICAGO?
Noah Nelson
...
Jeremiah Anderson
>tfw tie game
David Howard
>bringing in the pen 30 pitches early
What can you do when your manager is throwing the game?
Tyler Barnes
No way they throw out Broxton!
Christian Torres
Shit umping will be the death of us.
Asher Wright
YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING BALL BILLY!
Jaxon Davis
Pulling for you brew crew. Fuck the pisscups
Carter Sullivan
>tfw you're considering gambling on sports to take away some of the pain even though it will just bring more pain in the long run
Anthony Mitchell
Now we just need mis padres to come through.
Jose Nguyen
JESUS CHRIST CONTRERAS YOU THALIDOMIDE FUCK
Levi Young
He's been shit both ways at least.
Jordan Cook
RISP always makes me nervous.
Carter Williams
>Cubs Bullpen
Why would you do this to us Joe?
Levi Phillips
>Based loaded Expect the choke
Benjamin Green
you know what Cubs, I haven't been happy about the fucking strike zone all night, so goddamnit I'm not going to start shedding tears for some iffy calls finally going our way
Adrian Gomez
That's a bit harsh
Jack Jenkins
brauns a shit eating faggot fuck that little hebe
Thomas Reyes
If he hits a grand slam I will finally forgive him for lying
John Sanchez
Ump clearly has i against the Cubs pittching. Fucking Strope was yelling at the Ump, that's how bad it was.
Wyatt Hughes
Spotted Cow is the touristy New Glarus beer.
Parker Brown
>Other players working the count >Braun hacking away at shit out of the zone