Happy Birthday to my January Jones!

Happy Birthday to my January Jones!

She doesn't know you exist

why is she dressed like a common two-bit whore?

Was she savagely fucked well by a man she loves on her birthday night?

Yes, I did

>being named after the month you were born in

whats wrong with her parents?

I dont kiss and tell

You are 11 days late my Finnish friend

>Knocked up by a married co-star

Gee, I wonder why

is that actually where her parents got her name from?

Finnish? There are many January fans

She is named after January Wayne, a character in Jacqueline Susann's Once Is Not Enough. She has two sisters, Jacey and Jina

When did she get tits

>ywn have a cool wife bring you teenage girls to violate

Every mammal is born with tits, user

Lurking until the jojo poster turns up desu

I've never seen a dolphin with tits...

That's a fish, stupid

Well you'd have to take her out first, buy a few drinks, that sort of thing.

To my knowledge they are closely related to reptilians and salmon

Hang yourself iFaggot

Stop bullying

I don't support this bitch and her toxic femininity

I just want to lick her sideboob, is that so wrong?

>that snake will never be your dick

>your dick will never be her snake

why are there so many british skanks around when she's there and willing

Post her sex feet

>Talent > looks

Lets face it, she's not even that good looking to begin with

she is talented af. she should have been rey in star wars

It would have been funny if she were born in any month but January.

hnnnggggg

this

Actually in all seriousness she would make a great Guri

Nice meme faggot. I've seen her "acting" abilities and they warrant her being not cast in anything

>proud single mom
>muh toxicmasculinity is bad for muh childrinz
>single mom
>proud

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Bullies get out

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January for Captain Marvel

she ruines the last man on earth

i hope she gets blacked on the last man on earth

she wants me do endure a footjob from her

How does she compare to Amber Heard, Margot Robbie and Brit Marling?

She doesnt

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>REMINDER

Its 2018

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shes going to raise a total faggot.

>your snake will never be her dick

What the fuck is this even depicting?

So she's raising you?