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Anthony Johnson would beat all MMA fighters.

Will he ever recover?

>UFC Japan is tonight not tomorrow

What the hell lads what a curveball that is

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> conor's mum takes picture with fan

is that the Small Soldiers ref?

A C U T E

Made some fresh K1 Ubereem webm's

plz wotch
you can make requests too

What a machine

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man he used to have a laser of a left hook

Fun Fact: Gokhan Saki (The dude Alistair is facing), is actually fighting at UFC Japan tonight

Reem bless

Pretty sure it is

Fuck

USADA was a mistake.

oh shit the nippon card's tonight, just realized by looking it up that Gomi's fighting again, why can't he let it go

how many bongs until nippon fights?

do you think she thought "who the fuck is this guy" in this moment?

I do enjoy a good body shot ko, ty
reembless

When?

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Saki's arm was broken from the previous fight you casuals, Reem just capitalised on it and Saki landed an insane left hand combo on the Reem before that I wish someone would make a webm of that

also bongs here spew fakenews a lot

dat slenderman build on price

T. Turk

Holy shit.

El Cucuy will destroy kevin 'memetown shit' lee just a reminder pal

kevin lee got heemed by a jab lmao cant believe people are boying this guy

Everytime I want to boy a fighter it turns out they're in their 30s and realistically nearing retirement. I wish I'd gotten into this sport earlier so I could be loyal to one fighter for 10 years or something

Pussy. Retirement doesn't mean you can't boy someone.

fuck you, you dunno shit

I'm not a fan of Kevin lee

Whats it like having a boy who doesn't fight lmao?

Also you most likely missed 50% of their career

>backpedalling already
sure you arent fansperg lmao

I've been watching mma since 2004 because of my older brother though

suck my dick

I'm not who you think I am, Turk

>turk
with that logic youre a nigger, nigger

Lol Kevin lee is gonna school your boy el cuckold and when he does you will apologise to me

Kevin lee via submission

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a spicy local triple heem from Newcastle in Australia

All MMA fighters are failed boxers

mma debut when

Would get his head bashed in by Wilson Reis

Let's do something, Dave.
*taps to strikes*

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>yo Lucas man, you aint got no chin
>*gsp to strikes*

Remind of that episode of Sunny Philadelphia where Mac and Denis tried to fuck each other's moms.

Expect Conor to go hunting for Mrs. Jeremy now.

Pico bless lads

Gokhan is literally about to become the greatest striker to ever step inside the octagon

T City bless brothers

Gokhan is an overhyped bum that's lost to every kickboxer that's worth something

I don't know if he will be able to handle the mma angles.

will be funny when he gets knocked out by a wrestler.

Pt1 of the Heem documentary is out
youtu.be/kBSwoI8kc0o

What's the earliest fight you remember watching live? For me it was Penn vs Sanchez

*tkos you with a liver kick*

Nothin personnel roach

t. Ahmed

Tim Sylvia vs Randy Couture

>tit implants on his lats

What did he mean by this

Is there a better walkout song than Sexyama's?

youtube.com/watch?v=fslpxfcF6NY

Huges/Newton 1
I stumbled upon a Ramon Dekkers highlight on kazaa or limewire or something and watched UFC thinking it was the same thing

Is there a bigger faggot than a fighter who calls himself "sexy" as his whole gimmick and walks into the cage listening to that faggy-ass shit music that made Carmella Soprano cry back in the day?

Gabagool

it's time to say goodbyee

>Lenny has diverticulitis
Why is life so unfair? That's two of the greatest fighters who had their career cut short.

Early morning heem is pretty decent.

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entrance song is based

Shit I fucking jinxed it. Sorry guise

how the fook he did not go down

cant believe anyone gives a fuck about entrances

you must be some mandramafag

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I was at a local card in 2008 or so and this dude had some rapper do his entrance leading it out. It was so fucking cringeworthy.

this

Unpopular opinion

> Branch was smart to tap. there should be much more tapping to strikes ( and corner stoppages), and much less tapping to chokes.

go back pussy

>and much less tapping to chokes
lol

you wouldnt last a second in my guard

Saki fan?
Also I literally made the webm I know his arm broke ffs. Saki was the better striker during the fight. He landed some very clean and crisp combinations and even rocked Overeem with a spinning wheel kick, twice. If you really do want WebM's from the fight let me know what

>h8rs when confronted with Schaub's success

>serra vs GSP
>hammil vs Jones
>Weidman vs Silva
>Holm vs Rousey
>Diaz vs Mcgregor
What's going to be the next one?

ferguson lee

Neither of those people are relevant though

>hammil vs Jones
lol

Rules are rules my guy

who is your favorite non-champion woman mma fighter?

Based

Rose Namajunas

>yfw you realise the card is on tonight and not tomorrow

Sheeit

are you staying up all night for the worst ufc card of the year?

Of course, its what us bongs do lad

>mma record 32-8

Why are they lying about his record?

>needs to cheat to win
>gets caught
hamil vs jones was the original usada vs jones

what is your max bench press without steroids?

6000000000lbs

without 425
with 426

steroids dont work

So Jones didn't cheat

WAAAAAUUUUUUUSUP IT'S YABOY WHO BOY IS KEVIN LEE HERE AAANNNDDD LETS GET ROIIIGHTT IN2THE NEEEWWSS

SPICY PICK OF THE NIGHT I've got Nakamura against Morono and this is a spicy pick because 1) race-war and 2) Morono is coming off a recent loss to Niko Price who's a potential star; now Morono looked quite good in that fight so I think he's got some talent but at the same time I think Nakamura is the pride of Japan tonight he's just got that factor.

EASY PICK OF THE NIGHT and Ive got Formiga beating Sasaki and I'm a little bit sad about that because Sasaki is an entertaining fighter who could become a Japanese superstar if only he could win more fights; he's also freakishly tall for that division which just makes the fights that bit more interesting

SAD FIGHT OF THE NIGHT is Gomi/Kim please Gomi just retire because you know I've got Kim in this one.

SURPRISING ODDS OF THE NIGHT go to Dy/Ishihara. I've got Dy in this one but he is not the favourite and that surprises me

BITCH FIGHT I've got Gadelha winning this gatekeeper battle

And finally we're going we literallywhoJumeau against Anzai.

I'm bracing for losses tonight. I had Mizuto beating Rosa too but that's been cancelled, which is probably going to save me money.

No UFC next weekend. *sighs* *squints at the sun* *wipes forehead*....It's gonna be tough.

I'll stay up and watch this tonight methinks.

Let me tell you something about Brendan Schaub. This kid called me last night and said he wants Tony vs Tiger in Russia. I'm pretty sure he has CTE.

the only ones who believe steroids actually work are a couple of plebbit neckbeards

look at bodybuilding most guys are natty and the're huge, you think those guys cheat by taking steroids? lmaoo look at lance armstrong roid user and he was skinny