Black could be anywhere

Black could be anywhere

There aren't enough black english actors :/

yes yes 10 points to nyggerin, hmm yes

HOWEVER

WE COMIN' FA YOU, NIGGA!

>It's like tryna rob a shop...It's like tryna rob a shop with your bear hands

What did Biggie Smalls mean by this?

It was all a meme

I used to read daily prophet magazine
Voldemort and DumbleD up in the pensieve
Hanging portraits in my wall
every saturyday quidditch, seeking girls let me work my magic on them all
I let my wand rock til my wand popped
Smoking tentacular leaves and mandrake
Sippin on Slughorns private stock

Daily Prophet is way too long and it's a newspaper. Quibbler is an actual magazine in the story and it fits better.

The lyrics is word up magazine so I wanted two words daily prophet

Fuck your shitty quibbler ya looney bitch. Also harry don't read that. That was harrys rap

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Post the other pastas user

Well Daily Prophet hated Harry later on, though since you said "used to" I guess it works. Still, Daily Prophet is four syllables, doesn't flow right at all. Tentacular leaves too, but I can't think of an alternative off the top of my head.

amount of words doesn't matter, syllables do

Yea harry used to read daily prophet

worst film in the franchise.

We wwuz finna one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo' realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo' a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack.

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.

Harry didnt read quibbler fuck offfffffffffffffff

Holy shit, you can actually put effort into your pasta, mate. Btw, if you don't reply to me, you are a fucking niggerfucking trash.

Yes he fucking did he was good friends with Luna and able to put up with her quirks he more then certainly read Quibbler. Edit your post.

He made this pasta weeks ago for this meme. Thats how autistic he is. He hates memes

>Yes he fucking did he was good friends with Luna and able to put up with her quirks he more then certainly read Quibbler.
Never happened she's a fucking nutter. Doesnt matter if he's friendly he never picked up that shit seriously

This pasta is like fine wine, it gets better every year

>he never picked up that shit seriously
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HE READS AN ARTICLE IN THE QUIBBLER ABOUT HOW HIS GOD FATHER IS A RECLUSIVE ROCK STAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Nice I love the stale pasta meme upboat

CAN I GET WIT'CHA

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>Ya see, the whooole thing is like tryna roll blunts... Yeah, it's like tryna roll blunts with ya bare hands
He's famous and all but surely they shouldn't have let him have this much influence on the script?

Dishonest reddit tier shit
Honest kino 4chaneria post

What do you even mean? That i should leave this board for reading something off of a wiki?

>Fuck you, bi-atch
Wow, Jesus Christ Rowling. This is a kid's movie.

Except a place of emoloyment