Why is Denmark such a wonder of a country?

Why is Denmark such a wonder of a country?

There's something negative to say about every country, but there's just nothing bad about Denmark.
It's perfect.

>boring, small, flat non-country with an awful language

my flag related

t.D*ne on holiday

If I were Danish I'd never leave my country.

>nothing negative
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There's literally not a single good thing about this shitty dump of a fucking country. I hate being Danish and I hate living here. Boring piece of shit country full of borderline retarded autist subhumans. Fuck Denmark, it deserves a million nukes.

t. greek

I truly wish I was

>no actual argument
>just memes
Thanks for proving my point.

Name one (1) good and unique thing about this country without naming our welfare state (which by the way is failing hard)

mads mikkelsen

I said there were no flaws.

>be Dane
>never see a tree in your life
More like dumbmark

There are a million flaws.

Just to name a few:
>boring, flat landscape
>boring and depressing weather, rainy in the winter and rainy in the summer
>boring commie shit architecture
>boring history, has never accomplished a single notable thing
>boring and unoriginal culture, just copy-pasted german and swedish culture
>shitty ugly nigger language that most danes can't even speak properly, often hear young people mix english into their sentences as if it's a perfectly natural thing to do
>hundreds of thousands of unemployed foreigners are allowed to leech on welfare
>literally the most boring and empty people in the entire world, completely cold and unapologetic unless they're shit-faced
>deemed the "happiest country in the world" because danes have no concept of feeling happy past acknowledging the fact that they're still alive and live to work like literal robots
>most annoying and degenerate youth in all of europe, kids these days start drinking when they're fucking 12-14 years old and it's approved and even encouraged by parents
>absolutely useless government when it comes to actually fix very urgent matters, they have a naive tunnel vision that can only focus on economic growth and saving money while simultaneously not really giving a shit about the people who are working their ass off to support the """""welfare""""" state
>"free healthcare" that is funded by extreme tax rates yet still manages to be one of the worst in europe when it comes to overall quality

wow Shitmark is so amazing, truly a wonderful country

consider this

denmark is

a) provincial, middle of nowhere
b) irrelevant, most people have never heard of it
c) the size of a small city in north america

its easy to talk about how great a middle of nowhere place is.

>There's something negative to say about every country, but there's just nothing bad about Denmark.

I feel the same towards yours.

Almost every point you made is subjective.
I fucking love boring. You prefer (civil) war? Or some other form of action?
And regarding immigration and welfare state, I think other European countries are off far worse.

I like to think that The Netherlands is a close second.

>Almost every point you made is subjective.
All of those points are objective facts, are you fucking retarded? How naive are you?
By boring I mean so depressing that it almost hurts to look at. There's nothing good about this country.

>And regarding immigration and welfare state, I think other European countries are off far worse.
Lol no, Denmark is one of the worst, almost as bad as Sweden. We have so many niggers and arabs that even in small towns you will see them loitering in the streets. There is literally shootings in the streets of Copenhagen every single day, all made by foreigners. Here's a fun fact: One of our major cities welcome home ISIS fighters with Danish citizenship and provide "reintegration" with accommodation such as free housing, welfare and job opportunities.
Denmark is a piece of fucking shit, it's a curse to be born here.

What's so bad about your country compared to Denmark?

Miserable socialist hole

>never heard of fucking DENMARK
>middle lf nowhere
How much of a halfwit do you have to be to not know about fucking Denmark
Kys leaf

hmmmm it's almost like we are the Canada of Europe

No one cares about this irrelevant shithole, I'm not surprised most people don't know we even exist.

Please first learn the difference between subjective and objective.

The other point is inherent to all European countries. Refugees are pushed by the EU.

505 people per square km versus 136 people per square km.

>Please first learn the difference between subjective and objective.
Maybe you should because you're clearly a spacker who doesn't understand such concepts. Everything I mentioned is factual and completely undeniable.
Denmark was and will always be a no-name degenerate shithole full of retarded people, there is not a single good thing about this pathetic country.

>no u

>still refuses facts
I forgot, which of us is danish again?

Look at it this way, some other comparable countries near you are fucking Belgium and the Netherlands, known for waffles and dude weed lamo respectively. In the world of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Don't you guys ever get fucking bored of pol memes? This could have been a somewhat interesting thread about a relatively rare country (by Sup Forums standards) but you've already derailed it into a screeching contest about refugees.

I know it's always been a part of Sup Forums but never this long and this sustained, I guess most of the people who contribute content have been driven away by now and instead we're left with le post racism on the internet funnymen like you two.

>more name calling
Gonna call me a cuck to finish me off?

Ever opened a paper the last couple of years?
It's impossible to finish one without encountering an article about immigration or refugees.
Just because you don't want to talk about it doesn't mean it doesn't concern everybody else.

t.Mohamad

Netherlands
>known for its stunning cities, impressive history and great people
>colonized the entire world and left its mark in european history
>contributed more to the world than most of other countries on the planet

Denmark
>most people think it's Germany on a map
>never done a single thing worthy of note throughout its entire history
>bottom bitch for all its neighbors, laughing stock of northern europe

really makes me think

>This could have been a somewhat interesting thread about a relatively rare country
Every thread about denmark should be deleted, it's a waste of space. No one gives a fuck about this shitty country.

>state facts about my country
>"t-that's just what you think!!"
when will you drop the rose colored glasses?

I though Northern Euros didn't self hate?

I thought it was reserved for Portugal Spain and Italy.

swedes, finns and norwegians don't since they actually have something to be proud of.

small
almost no nature
full
liberal
no big cities
effeminate

>One of the comfiest places on earth
>Rich
>Sensible regarding immigration
>Rich story , one of the old cunts in Europe

You pulled your weight. Welcome to being small in Europe.

Join the Netherlands-Portugal club.

Give me some Danish humor

Forgot about pic related, guess they are perfect after all.

What has Shitden to be proud of?

Well you kept Norway and Iceland in a cuck cage for centuries and made the swedes incredibly butthurt many many times.

That has to count for something.

You're still doing it with Greenland and butthurting the leafs, which is another reason to appreciate Denmark.

they were assholes to their colonies

it's pretty comfy but of course if your life is miserable you're going to blame it on whatever first comes to mind
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