TFW the Summer of Sequels becomes the Decade of Sequels

>TFW the Summer of Sequels becomes the Decade of Sequels

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yes film as a medium is dead, we have been saying this for a long time

thank god for TV or I might kill myself

These people didn't know how good they had it.

Why is Hollywood getting worse and worse?

It's by design.

Black Pigeon Speaks just put out a video on this youtube.com/watch?v=CROmsSyVVF4

youtube is the new medium my friend.

Let's do every movie listed in the article as already having too many sequels 10 years ago

Still continuing 10 years after they already had too many installments:
Resident Evil, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Transformers, Shrek, Bourne, Alien, Predator

Dead and buried:
Halloween, Hostel, Die Hard, Fantastic Four, Mr. Bean, National Treasure, The Hills Have Eyes, Elizabeth, Bruce Almighty, Hannibal

>(((Jewtube)))

Yeah it was the new medium. 10 years ago.

how many of them are dead by now?

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>there's a new resident evil, pirates, spider-man, transformers, and alien movie coming out just this year

fuck me

>Inception and Interstellar
>envelope pushing

cross out everyone who is dead or left the channel.
ALso why does Douge wants to be remembered in his Judge Dredd costume?

physically, 1 of them.
emotionally, all of them

>The Hills Have Eyes

Do this one again with soldiers in the Middle East.

That would be weird since Hills Have Eyes 2 was about soldiers training to go to the Middle East

Because higher budgets mean they need to make higher returns which means they don't want to take as much risk.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_(franchise)#Future

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hard_(film_series)#Future

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Treasure_(franchise)#Future

Fantastic Four just had a movie out about a year and a half ago. It'll be back soon enough.

Hannibal also just had a tv series. No way it's done.

The only one on your list that I truly think is dead and buried is Bruce Almighty.

>Die Hard prequel

jesus christ no

Is this satire?

Yes