Tfw not born japanese

>tfw not born japanese

tears of joy

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>tfw not born Polish

born Japanese

it's not fair

>tfw not born danish parents want to go back to turkey

I had good karma
Just don't kill yourself
It will worsen your chance to be reborn Japanese

if I start practicing shinto will it increase my chances of being born japanese in my next life?

Maybe... but Japan will be a part of China by then.

>>tfw not born female

fix that

>1 chance at life
>Not born in Norway

>tfw will never have no social life in school because you study all day and have no time
>tfw will never live in an Internet cafe and be a hikikomori
>tfw never live in a claustrophobic megacity
>tfw will never work in a cubicle, come home at 2AM and get knocked out in the train

I'm not paying 30NOK for a short subway ride

You can always move out to Japan.

fucking first worlders

trains don't run at 2 am

No

You can't spot me Shinji-kun, I already have a flight ticket.

Kim can.

by 2018 chile will have become more first world than Italy, Greece, Portugal, Spain and Germany

But you can impregnate japanese

>ywn be a japanese businessman eating comfy sushi with bros

I don't want to pollute the superior japanese gene pool with my subhuman snownigger genes.

>snownigger genes
>subhuman

user...

thank god

you don't want that
our girls don't take good care of their vagina

looks like a yakitori place...

bait

fuck off

i want to learn japanese so i can understand their porn games

unironically this

t. assblasted ESL English (((teacher)))

we be snowniggers in arms, yo

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we only take superior athletic genes from africa

>you will never be a pink memeking/vikang with a qt arab refugee gf

At least we can go live in Japan and get attention from japs. If we were born Japanese we'd just be another person who nobody wants to talk to. Beard and blue eyes gets me attention and I like it.

Females have some downsides. I don't know if I want to experince mesturation.

Also, read this informative post about the flaws behind human pregnancy.

Pretty much the majority of female species can enjoy pregnancy except for human females because the female womb and the placenta are actively hostile against each other in a parasitic relationship that may even endanger the mother.

In other animal species, the female has complete control of her pregnancy and her body pretty much never suffers any danger.

If transhumanism ever becomes a thing, I think scientists one day will engineer a way for pregnancy to be safer for females.

Anime females obviously don't have this problem.

>Beard and blue eyes gets me attention and I like it.
does it really? I was always under the impression that the japanese dislike white foreigners

Japan has much better options to eat after work compared to America.

Here, we just have fast food and expensive casual chains that are losing business.

Japan is likely the only first world country left where females can just head to the local 7-11 anytime of the night without any fear or worry.

Also, fun fact, 7-11 is a Japanese company now but only the ones in Japan aren't a shithole but an actual conveince store.

Rather than nachos, you get actual food

man, I've seen some really fucking qt sandnigger grills here. heart aches for them knowing they probably lost close relatives.

If you are attractive and get attention in your home country you might get a little more attention there. If you are some 4/10 beta blonde hair and blue eyes will get you nothing.
>the japanese dislike white foreigners
They don't, they don't worship them either even though some memesters here would have you believe that. They want to believe japan is some dreamland where they would not be 4/10 betas but instead they would be 9/10 alphas who fug a different bitch every night. They are delusional.

Don't know about rural areas, but Tokyo is pretty comfy.

Don't be sad! It could always be worse :)
I mean you could have been born as a dan-
Oh. I'm so sorry.

kek, not bad

I see, I'm lucky I'm somewhat good looking then, but I don't expect people to give me special attention. I mostly just want to not be treated like I'm some kind of threat if I visit Japan.
Also, I'm not some weeaboo with some warped utopia view of Japan, I just find Japanese culture and history interesting.

thanks iceland

People won't be yelling whaito piggu go hommu at you if that's what you are worried about. They are generally welcoming to tourists, as long as they go home eventually.

it's in japanese nature to distrust/dislike foreigners. you will always be filthy gaijin, no matter what. japanese are very elitist

life in Japan is absolutely the worst in developed countries, especially because of working environment.

everywhere is battlefield and no heavenly places on this shitty planet though.

I believe that any country is supposed to be somewhat conservative and xenophobic. bitch with loosened vagina welcoming anyone unconditionally, would result in self destruction even though foreigners are not intent on.

Are you fed up with immigrants and refugees?
Japan is good for now.

I agree with this, Japan is good exactly because it has retained its cultural identity for many centuries.

>tfw born with autism

I JUST WANNA DIE GOD DAMN IT IS IT THAT HARD? I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DRINK NEMBUTAL, LAY DOWN, AND ESCAPE LIFE!

This

It's not enough to be born female, you got to be a 8, 9 or 10/10 tier QT.

and also young

Tfw not born as a biological female with a penis

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i would prefer cat/fox ears and a tail desu :^)

does she... have an alien inside which is about to emerge?

>You will never live in an amazing, homogenous, and pure country like Japan
The Japanese are lucky, I bet it's nice living in your own country and not feeling out of place because there's no one else besides the Japanese and Japanese culture.

It was possible because you let us keep our emperor.
thanks murrica.

I-I'm conflicted

any wrong in being born in Denmark? Come here and get laid with Jap sluts. all you need is being white. you can do everything in Japan, and consequently, you must be thankful to god and your parents.

kek

oh shit...

i want glorious ussr back