Cubs
John Lackey (R)
1. Jon Jay (L) CF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
5. Alex Avila (L) C
6. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) SS
9. John Lackey (R) P
Brewers
Brandon Woodruff (R)
1. Eric Sogard (L) SS
2. Neil Walker (S) 2B
3. Ryan Braun (R) LF
4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
5. Domingo Santana (R) RF
6. Eric Thames (L) 1B
7. Stephen Vogt (L) C
8. Brett Phillips (L) CF
9. Brandon Woodruff (L) P
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>Not using this for the OP.
Must be a Boors fan
IT'S TIME
Go Cusb.
>based Marlins Man sitting behind home plate
That's how you know this is a big game
Show tits
>Z's no hitter was over nine years ago
>tfw ive been out of high school that long
Checks watch
Yep, its Lackey Day.
>Frog post
>Brewers score
Yup, curses still exist.
hes been the second best starter the second half of the year
kill yourself weeb
>unironically uses the word 'weeb'
Get bombed to shit in an another war you can't possibly win, Nazi.
Go Cubs!
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nice catch
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Trips have confirmed
Weebs btfo forever
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weebs on kekicide watch
Anime BTFO
wtf is this real??
>People who post on Sup Forums, an anime based image board, are against anime.
Oh to be young.
Yes
Holy shit how did they get away with that? Pre-internet and sjw bullshit era?
>he just went super saiyan 2
Fun listening to the Broors announcers shoot the shit with Matt Vasgersian.
Reminder that if you hate anime, you think this wasn't a strike either.
no shit talking or anything but wtf is wrong with lackeys teeth? they look like he took them from a ventriloquist dummy or something
based Vogt
anime made john lackey terrible
ALL YOU FAGGOTS ARGUING OVER ANIME AND FROGS ARE HELPING THE BREWERS WIN! STOP IT!
ASS2ASS
LMFAO BACK TO BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT LACKEY I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH
>Hating anime made Lackey give up those home runs.
Fixed
Embrace Japan and Lackey will not give up another hit.
*nukes japan again*
indeed
>welp
Only a 3 run difference, perfectly reasonable to come back from. Cubs just need one good inning and they're back in this game.
it's salvagable but i do not think lackey is our guy today
Doubt it m8.
What did he mean here?
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Uh hey how about that pop fly guys?
Ye of little faith.
CHOKD OT!
oh how the turntables
>Zobes
4-3 Scub
it's a The Office quote, you retard.
NICE FUCKING CATCH
True. I guess you can't expect a big choke every time. =/
>no shit talking or anything but wtf is wrong with lackeys teeth?
He can't afford an Obamacare plan with dental.
Horsemouth.
I wanna hear that "do do do do dododo doo" song.
Anyone know it?
but they're so perfect they're the teeth you'd expect the android in some movie to have and then he starts killing everybody
Maybe he hates the Dentist. I make more than I spend and I see the dentist like once every 5 years or if something hurts. Just can't stand them poking around. I'll have a tooth pulled rather than endure a drill. Luckily I can afford bridges and dentures will be a piece of cake compared to brushing and flossing. I should have them all pulled.
no no, the one from like the 90s.
Z O B E
How about that! Z!
I would've liked it better if the ball bopped him on the head.
Fuck the Broors today desu.
Go Cubs!!!!!
I keep trying to like the Broors but they don't have much magic. It'd be great for a small market team to do well but they just feel...only a little better than average.
>Took a bunch of lorazepam for my flight to DC
>Slept through the plane ride
>Too fucked up to figure out how to use public transit so I took an Uber to the hotel
>Slept through the Uber
>Checked into the hotel
>Slept another 4 hours and missed the start of Cubs Brewers
What was the greatest thing I missed Sup Forums?
>len and jd talking about draining a chicken's blood
>tfw watching on ESPN because hotel wifi too slow for based Len and JD
>ALLOWING SHCWARBER TO STEAL A BASE ON YOU
Kyle steals a base
>wat
>Getting stolen on by Schwarber
SCHWARBENDERSON!
Schwarber taking second like that isn't a steal, it's straight up handing your wallet to someone.
>national league "baseball"
way to suck the drama out of an at bat
Swedebro! We thought you was culturally enriched again.
That's awful. Go to the dentist user.
foxtrax looks off like a mf
is every game of this series going to make me squeeze my anus with the force of a vice grip
grindr?
can anyone compare it to espn's?
>brewers fans are actually in this thread
they took that 'hung out to dry' debate for a while
>this fucking at bat
weak ass single on the 15th pitch
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What a fantastic at-bat! Way to run up the pitch count!
Go cubes
Amazing ab. Wish more modern hitters had approaches like jay and bottom rather than just uppercut swing for dingers.
Kys
*jay and votto. Fucking auto correct.
>Hitting kind loveable Bryant
Pure savagery
You will out choke >us.
Looks like a triceratops with Fruity Pebbles stuck to his frill
Broors please don't let me down today. My tumtum hurts and I'm too sick to drink away the pain if we lose.
BEN THE CHRISTIAN GOD ZOBRIST
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Fuck this shit. How's the bulls looking shitcongo...lmao.
Broors just a place filler until basketball season.
A HEAD
>broors
Just saying that pitch to Woodruff standing upright was right down the middle and foxtrax marked it high inside.
I could check espn, they're being a few seconds but I can't stand the broad and wannabe Marv's voice.
>watching monkeys play floorsqueak
>ever
This is true. We're a basketball town.