Official UFC on FXX Thread

The fights are on FXX

FPBP

Gomi can win, right?

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This new thread will help contain the autism in the previous

S-Sure

cormier is such a faggot.

i like jouban

dont hate

>other thread is at 259 replies

Two (2) people whined enough for this thread to be made. We'll see if it was the right move.

>what's a general
>what's a gamethread

doesn't even say that its in japan in the OP

>absolute garbage

It's a gamethread which is pretty pointless for a card like this tbf

fights tonight lads

wgaf

osp is going to wrestle fuck

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>the fs1 fight night prelims on fxx

lol did he really just say that?

i do

lmao @your "life"

>todd grisham and dan hardy together for the first time

meh should got goodman.

Hyu Gyu Lim last outing was the birth of a legend

I'm fucking moist with anticipation for tonights stacked card

Fuckin Todd Grisham couldn't even pronunce Sakurabas name, he's in for a rough night.

lmao thats his claim to fame

what were thinking hiring that vanilla dork in the first place?

Grisham is the best.

Todd Grisham? I thought they ditched him.

may Dan Hardy enlighten our souls again

You now remember when Lim was considered a threat at WW

>it's a Japan episode

KOREA NUMBA WAAAN

Today I will be supporting every chink, gook, and nip desu senpais

I'm willing to take real picks if people want since 78432919 is trash

No.

how many hundreds of people are watching this at home

THEY CAN'T EVEN OPEN THEIR EYES

>Sticking Dan with this American pleb

what a waste

UFC presents: Chink Chop

*jumps out on military island*

>Osp
>Andrade
>Kim
>Saki
>Dy
>Formiga

Then you're gonna be sorely disappointed.

Japan is by far the best crowd.

even his face is roided up. fucking hell la'

lmao I remember when r/mma was mad about that. fucking losers.

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lanklets BTFO

Nobody fucking cares

I pick Formiga

this 2bh

I couldn't pronounce that dudes name either why do people care

lim getting cracked early

Both of his eyes are causing problems? I think we all know why.

noice

also >9 AM

these guys suck. icould heem either of these gooks

Lim sucks, his only real skill is cutting weight

kek

Lim blew his noes and fucked his eye

RIP

You could blindfold these guys with dental floss, amirite, Dan?

Absolutely correct.

spoonfeed me pls

Because he got hit?

Lads feels wrong having a fight night today
Not feeling it properly

Maybe it's the card

>chink
>nip
>gook
>zipperhead

what else?

This sort of fight makes you realise how much Am*ricunts ruined MMA with their gay-ass wrestling. No Americans can fight properly, they just like rubbing themselves against each other for 3 (or 5) rounds.

i got off work early and we drank in the parking lot. im loving this.

Jackie Chan

HEEM POKEY

main card isn't bad.
hype for saki

they aren't gooks, chinks, or zipperheads tho

oh shit lim just bispinged the other guy

Name four things that arn't Jackie Chan

jap
slant

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Eye poking a chink must require ungodly precision

no, just for asians in general.

What precision you need to eyepoke a chink

>He tell me he cant see anything
>He is good to go

What?

you don't work for a construction/ contractors company do you?

yes, they are retarded mongoloid. All those slurs apply to all yellow people. You're not clever, just a retard.

jet li

slopehead

Nip
Gook
Zipperhead
Jackie Chan

>don't get 5 min for an eyepoke
That's absolutely fucking bullshit.

kek

Because it's nearly always sunday morning for us?

>Use Fight Pass
>Chromecast it

it ends up minutes behind
What's the point thoguh

Lim getting his free eyepoke in, good lad.

Jon Jones-esque, Joe.

>Chromecast it

Why?

Mike Perry

Wait a second. Nut shots are worth 5 minutes, even though the guys are wearing cups, but a fingernail to the eyeball dosen't warrant a few minutes to recover?

this is the problem with asian fighting is they don't really fight they just like to go for points and thats it

Slant eyed jap's eyes swelling close at the drop of a hat lmao!

No they don't you dirt farming aboriginal

They give 5 min for eyepokes too but the fighters are too meathead to take the full time.

Chinks dont have eyes anyway

WAT
ITS FRIDAY

I know. The Japanese fellow gets Lim with some good shots but then backs up when he should be pressing forward. It's frustrating to watch.

The ref and the commentators both just said that eye pokes dont get 5 minutes

korean detected

Because you can't really recover from a torn retina in 5 minutes. The idea is that either you are injured and can't continue or you're fine and you can.