What the hell is this?! How did this even get past production

What the hell is this?! How did this even get past production

easily the worst episode ever

how hard is it to make a detective show about actual crimes

absolute kinographe

it's always been about the CHARACTERS user!!

is it out already?

It's on now

Don't watch it

Its tremendous.

Best episode since the last one.

>all the people in the other thread saying why doesn't watson just float up
He's fucking chained, you daft shits

>WE NEVUR HAD A DOG
OH NO
REDBEARD WAS AGUY

>Nobody Holmes
lmao what the fuck.

Is this the next thread.

Why didn't Watson, a DOCTOR, not recognise human bones immediately.

>tfw to intelligent for friends

>nemo
she planned it 30 years ago!!!

He did you fucking pillock

Damn Sherlock's mother must had a gaping vagina

Redbeard is a dumb name for someone anyway

Literally this all happened because Mycroft is a fucking retard who hid everything from Sherlock

>tfw tooo dumb to land plane

He thought they were dog bones at first, he needed to find the skull before he realised.

THANKS FOR SHUTTING DOSM THE THREAD BEFORE ITS EVEN OVER YOU FUCKING HACK MODS

>we waited like two years for this

WAT THE FUCK

>the plane is all in her head.

Holy shit is this bad.

So he wasn't even fucking chained to the bottom of the well.

>solve your first case
Its like pottery

What the fuck just happens I went to clean my plates n shit now Greg is here

are you retarded user

What in the ever loving fucking fuck is this damned joke of an episode?

Who was that fatty boom boom in the flashbacks?

American cousin?

So what in the fuck was all of that?

S3 finale - The vault is a mindpalace !

S4 finale - The plane is a mindprison !

genius
10/10

Why did Sherlock not notice the lack of reflections in the cell?

jesus wept

DUDE THE SCENE WHEN SHERLOCK JUMPED FROM THE BOAT LIKE BATMAN

KINO

BRAVO MOFFAT

So now this all is over, will season 5 just be them solving cases again?

how did he get out with a rope if he was chained in the well

he wasnt fucking chained

And our parents didn't seem to give a shit that their daughter killed him

They explicitly showed he was chained. Watson even told Sherlock he was

Why did he say hes chained then?

Wait wat

The plane wasn't real?

Greg will be revealed as a super super genius and Sherlock's son. He manipulated everyone and controlled Euros and Moriarty

Nope itll be about Moriatys brother and/or secret son

OH GOD ITS MARY SOMEBODY SHOOT ME

I was thinking Dracula

reading these threads makes me feel better about Westworld generals

We almost went an entire episode without Mary. Fucking hell.

>dude be gay together lmao

This is so bad

Maybe he wasn't chained to anything, but chained to weigh him down

>"it's all about the stories, the adventures"

what happened to eurus? is she now fully stupid?

No, Moriarty has a secret brother who is also Sherlock's twin and Watson's wife's dad who just so happens to be the British Prime Minister and criminal mastermind. What a twist!

>Mary

GO BACK TO FUCKING BURNING IN HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you miss me

Is that the end?

NO NO NO

Fuck this fag SHIT I hope it doesn't come back

LADS Gonand watch Taboo seriously to cleanse yourselves

JUST

>All you have to do is come up with original cases that get solved by this superhuman robo

>INTRIGUE PLOTTWISTS SECRET SISTERS HALLUCINATIONS MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY

he and his sisters have fucking recitals now kek

what an appropriate resolution to her being a psychopath murderer

>MARY IS BACK
OH LORD
2 YEARS WAS EXACTLY THE TIME TO WAIT FOR THIS
ITS PERFECT
THE PERFECT ENDING

Literally no. Not even slightly.

It's over! Thank fuck!

and yet he's saved with a rope

lol this episode was so awful

is there something like a tumblr live thread I want to see what fans think

YES BUT MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

So they were in Sherrinford, Sherlock was about to shoot himself then got tranquilised from the secret darts in the wall.

Next he and John wake up at the old house. Did she take them all the way across the country from Sherrinford or are they both on the same island in the middle of nowhere? Then she went and cried in her room while at the same time speaking to Sherlock on the TV broadcasting her from the office in Sherrinford?

Oh and the girl on the plane isn't real it's all just me in your head even though John and Mycroft could clearly hear her too through the speakers back in Sherrinford.

Fucking hell. Have I missed something or is this show literally that retarded?

this mary video is so fucking dumb

fucking lol that they're going on about how it's the cases that count. like that's what we've been saying, and they haven't been doing it?

Series should have just been Sherlock after Tobey Jones and the Moriaty video was precorded and he was a former client or some shit

>wow what an ending

You must be fucking joking son.

Its Tom Hardy presents; "Reddit, The 1800s".

>world class series

but who was drone?

TELL ME ABOUT THE DRONE

WHY DOES IT WEAR THE GRENADE?

Mycroft

It was shit.

A looney sister kills people for the fun of it and Mycroft decided to keep it quiet.

She should have been killed or had a lobotomy.

What was it trying to tell us?

No more Sherlock for a few years at least

Fucking terrible.

Fucking coldsteel motherfucker jesus christ what the fuck

>Big guy plays a less charismatic version of Bronson and everything is grimdark.
No thanks

doesn't matter

Ooh detective friend

Ha you are just not intelligent enough
let me walk you through it
>know exactly where they will stand because i manipulate them
>shoot them with tiny darts and hit them all in the neck at the right height
>tell my guards to pack em up
>throw mycroft in my cell
>hire a carpenter who will build a small house for sherlock
>put him in his coat
>throw doctor watson in a well
>chain him
>but dont chain him
>sit my ass in my old room
>know exactly that my brother will finally solve the song i wrote 25 years ago about me being abused in my room
>he will save me
>because i know

ALL THAT WHILE TALKING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL NIGGA BECAUSE THATS WHAT HAPPENS

>murdered many people
>completely, irrevocably insane
>is unable to connect with basically everyone cause her brother wouldn't play pirates with her as kids

At least she can play violin with him, though :333333

>another video from the grave
Is Mary Moriarty??

...

Anyone here officially dropping this show now?

holy fuck i'm crying

Anyone else think that the little girl was going to turn out to be the equally psychotic child of Sherlock's sister and Moriarty?

If the first episode of the next series doesn't just take it back to two friends solving mysteries, I'm dropping this shit.

I only watched it because nothing else interesting is on.

Now I want to kill myself.

do you expect cumberbuns pr interns to tweet any different

Fucking hell really?

Hes right it was unforgettable because it was shit i only wish i could forget how fucking terrible it really was.

I thought she was in a flight simulator because of how long it was in the air since it was night and still was night at the end.

Sherlock S1+2 > Elementary > Robert Holmesy Jr > your balls in a vice > this shit
Sound about right?

Probably all pre-recorded or some shit. And you could only see her face in the video, so it's not impossible that she was indulging in some split-personality shit (i.e. being non-retarded when in her big girl persona and then flipping into plane girl from time to time)

And the girl on the plane was her going through a voice changer or something since that was the BIG CASE to be solved. The "plane" stuff was all going on in her head but she externalised it and created the fiction that it was real to incite Sherlock and co. to solve it

It's very retarded but there's something of a thread that holds it together

>9.3
How does this make you feel?

the series is over mate

I have a soft spot for the Ritchie films. They also had the perfect fucking casting of Moriarty, he was just underused

i liked S3E3 desu

Even in the UK, there's no way they wouldn't have her executed.

>Elementary
Oh fuck off.