/bet/

get in here fellow degenerates

#ON Swedish guys muggy acca

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that's just donating money to the bookie, fratello

I'll buy you some pasta when I win

kek

never back england m8

Another cheeky tennis double
Mischa Zverev and Benoit Paire to win their semi-finals today at Metz

#ON

Not me, this slip is actually from someone from /bet/ around the Euro's last year lul

Got up to: £1,558

Dropped down to: £1,400

Sperged out and bet big and now up to: £1,614

Yesterday was too much m8. My nerves can't handle more tennis. Good luck to anyone who takes it though.

hello /bet/

Any suggestions for tonight's football? I was thinking of going for Feyenoord -1.5 or -2.5 vs NAC, and/or ADO to beat Sparta.

Celtic -1, the other lot have a shit defence.

I'll give it a shot, thanks!

Sorry I can't give any tips on the Brecel v Ding match today lads. I'm on a train, so I won't be able to watch it.

But why?

You already lost in your first game.

I'll take my 10% now please.

>tfw hammers fan

didn't bet much on it la, 10% of profit is 40 cents. I should probably increase stakes on /bet/ bets, almost all of them have turned out to be correct

What does muggy mean?

Aww, I went deep with £100 using the profit from a bet earlier. Should get £290 back

It's just a thing lad

Is /bet/, dare I say, back?

2.9 odds for celtic -1? I only got 1.8 lol.

Sure is, just this time with less degeneracy

Lucky if used correctly

unsure if this guy knows or is just trying to act like the lads he sees out of his bedroom window

I put it on earlier in the week when the odds were far too good to turn down.

Betting anything is degenerate

LOL are you mad!?

I have .24cents what should I bet it on?

>giving money for free to turbojews so you can score a few bucks once in a while
You niggers are so dumb lmao

Agreed, just meant that there's none of that betting the whole wage on Vietnamese u15's that used to happen here lul

Zverev is shitting the bed lads

Sorry lad, Mischa didn't even fucking try to win, what a fucking shithouse

Made hundreds of thousands of SEK by betting, mostly abusing betting bonuses

Thanks turbojews

Welp lost all of my profit from yesterday
No worries though, I'll make it back easily

I got 9/4 (3.25) on it at HT.

Is there a betting scene for esports yet?

oh yes there is, with proper knowledge it's easy to get good value against the bookies, but betting on a video game is random as fuck tho

Yep. Earlier this week there was a Canadian poster giving betting tips for Do ta 2.

just need NBA season to begin already

BASED WEST HAM

...hold onto your butts

Very nice. Were you confident in making that bet at half time? Did celtic miss a bunch of chances in the first half or something?

Just put a little on Man U and Man City -1.
got a little over 3-1, not too bad a punt

Bookies practically giving away money:

Southampton - Manchester United
Away win at 4/5

The stoke and Leicester bets make sense, but Manchester United will win against Southampton.

im not a degenerate ;( ive taken more from the bet-jew than ive given

post tips lid

idk about tips but use the asian hcap -1,5 on occasions

i usually have one 5 acca and one lower input 14 acca going most of the times, i dont know if this is the ultimate setup but whatever. I feel from experience that balsy betting is better unironically. go witch stomach feel

i started my account by putting in the lowest amount possible and building it up by high risk bets

Ok lads I'm back. I said I wouldn't post any more tips but you mugs clearly need me.

Ease sports parlay (dota2):
SFTesports @ 1.66
Team spirit @ 1.36
Team secret @ 1.57
The Dire @ 1.57

NFL parlay:
Houston @ 8.00
Miami @ 1.38
Oakland @ 1.64

Will taking DMT result in me knowing the future

I reached £1,625 this morning.

Dropped down to £1,025

Just got it back up to: £,628

You went all didn't you

Calm down bruv

Went all about three times to get back to my previous position.

Take a break for a bit famalam
I did the same thing a few weeks back and just started making too many risky bets to try and chase my losses, lost like 80% of my balance in a day

link me to anything that exists please

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why are you backing houston? not doubting you. i know nothing about nfl. just curious because theyre big underdogs

Simply a value bet

for anyone who doesn't follow MMA i'd highly reccomend you bet on aaron pico losing tonight

he's a 0-1 20 year old meme hypejob and is almost certain to lose. it's mad that you can get 5/1 odds on him losing

The shots on target were Rangers 0-4 Celtic iirc, so I thought it was a good price

82 out of 165 on Juventus - Rytas over at halftime

Is this another episode of sweating our balls off? pls no

I need another 80, got on for plus 161

gonna be tight

Indian

>tfw in manure can get out of their half and score a goal you'll be rich

v-visa mig hur

Got put in the drunk tank last night after a copper overheard me saying I put the farm on Man City 5-0 CS.

fugg

bail yourself out lid?

So close

They didn't wanna score in the last quarter

Vet du inte hur man utnyttjar bonusar hos spelbolagen?

Yeah, they Rytas just wanted to secure the win, frustrating as fuck since it's my hometown team as well

Oh well, gonna go for Gran Canaria +4.5 in Spanish basketball, just a small bet, they were amazing yesterday against Real Madrid

Imagine being THIS clueless

Imagine being a fag like you.

>Responding to namefags

I'm placing a small stake on:

SPAL - Napoli
Away win + over 3.5 goals
At 1.3/1

Any boxing fans in here?

Either Parker or Fury to win by split decision is 12/1 on skybet

Best of luck to you if you want to have a punt on it, I'm not betting on this one as it's tough to call.

if I were going to bet on SD I'd lean towards Hughie though.

I've seen this meme a million times and I just today noticed that's a woman's hand.

Makes you think.

What the fuck is all this shit? Can we talk about ACTUAL football betting? Any spicy tips on college or NFL?

I've got a three team parlay with FL -3, WVU -22, Alabama -19.5,

Rutgers to win in NCAA football is a great underdog value bet. Threw $20 myself

>ACTUAL football betting? Any spicy tips on college or NFL?
What?
Oh right poofterugby, sorry I don't watch the sport myself

>it's another commercial refball vs 30% chance of ending in a draw jogging match argument

Soccer and football are both mediocre sports, stop arguing about it.

That's the bet, either fighter to win on a split decision

won £86 from a £10 bet today desu

Nice earnings today. Twice I betted and twice I won. ROI 108 %.

Manchester United seems to be losing steam though without Pogba.

I'mg going to place 10 % of today's earnings on Girona - Barcelona
Barcelona to win to nil
At 1,14/1.

I'll also place 5 % of my return on:

Juventus - Torino
Home win and btts
at 2,05/1

Ah right I got you, yeah not a bad little bet desu but I have a feeling Hughie is going to get sparked late

did /bet/ die because of /biz/?

Benassi managed to get booked twice within a couple of minutes ruining my clean sweep this evening. Luckily Barcelona managed to secure a 0-3 victory against Girona. Tonight's return of investment 120.8 %.

Tomorrow I'll place a midsized bet on:

Hannover vs Cologne
Home win at 97/100

Is /bet/, dare i say it, back?

no wait, this was my trip

Posting model predictions for tomorrow's big league games.

Other countries to follow

Germany

France