Is American football literally the most retarded sport ever?

Is American football literally the most retarded sport ever?

I think soccer is eurocucks love their soccer teams but they're filled with africans.

>What is boccia

no its ice hockey

No-one outside of the US can name a single american football player. Yet you all know who Ronaldo, Messi and Beckham are. And why is it called football anyway when the players only carry the ball in their hands?

Nope, standard gayropean football (soccer) are much more retarded. And so its fans. If u love football - go to fucking stadium and play it, not screaming "GOOOOOOOAL" before TV.

It's literally rugby with costumes

No, at least there are tactics and strategy involved.
It's just boring because of too little action and too many breaks.

>t's just boring because of too little action and too many breaks
This. 4x 15 minute quarters, and it lasts about 4 hours.

Tribalism is retarded, even more so when it's independent from any connection with its patrons, ie fans.

>Ronaldo
Don't know who this is.
>Messi
I've heard the name but don't know where he's from. Probably Italy?
>Beckham
Yeah he got a movie about himself for some reason.

>Ronaldo
>Don't know who this is.
this can't be true

Why the fuck would I know about some spanish soccer player?

Which one?

Baseball is dumber because it's 99% luck and almost no tactics

"Almost no tactics" is too kind actually, the only moment they need to think in that sport is "will I be able to reach next base or not" and that's it. Everything else could basically be done by a vegetable if it had the motor skills.

>just some soccer player
>JUST SOME SOCCER PLAYER
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>butthurt sharter playing dumb

No it's e-sports

Nah that's basketball

American football is at least better than soccer

>Yet you all know who Ronaldo, Messi and Beckham
Only Beckham but I couldn't tell you anything about him

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Obviously this one, TSUU is #notmyronaldo

No
Baseball is