SOUTHAMPTON vs MANCHESTER UNITED Official Match Thread

Southampton
>Forster, Soares, Yoshida, Hoedt, Bertrand, Davis, Romeu, Redmond, Lemina, Tadic, Long

>Subs: McCarthy, Austin, Ward-Prowse, Van Dijk, Gabbiadini, Hojbjerg, Pied

Man Utd
>De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Bailly, Young, Fellaini, Matic, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Rashford, Lukaku

>Subs: Romero, Smalling, Carrick, Blind, Herrera, Lingard, Martial

bump

Are you a wizard?

you have to go into the index then click the thread number that brings up the quick reply box to bump the thread

catalogue is whats having issues

>Fellaini
Lol

So how many will Man Utd win by today?

It's always funny until he scores with a towering header and united park the bus

I hope Manchester United, the team that I support, wins today

>only -0.5 handicap

Why

where's pogdab?

injuredq

On holiday

Davy Blind is statistically one of the best left backs in EPL. It is weird that Shaw and Young get to play instead of him.

Probably saving him for Moscow

Does navi not stream anymore?

Hopefully not, what a shit streamer 2bh

Young was great against Everton
Shaw not so much in the league cup

He's the natural replacement for Pogba.

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a waste

>united doing well
>match threads are empty

Further proof that ABUs keep this team alive.

>Stoke conceding to hoofball

pottery

why does he always look like he's holding in an enormous log

Why? Seems like a good lad.

>United's new banner

Embarrassing

>Playing Marcus poopoo instead of Martial

fuck

One 4-0 victory for united please

>it's a scrappy away game episode

You mean the shitposting Slav and irish Liverpool fan aren't shitting up the thread?

hi mates not sure how to do this but 'DOUBLES' on my post means that MANCHESTER UNITED will win 4 - 0 xD

thanks!

What's with Manolo? Why is he sub?

Wow so original and amusing.

>potter-y
ayy

>Implying the slav wasn't the best thing about these threads

>it's a heavy-first-touch, greedy Rashford episode

Martial has twice the talent.

>666 means a BIG WIN for the RED DEVILS

>post 'thank you based jose' or your team will have BAD LUCK for the next 6 SEASONS

Southhampton with a cheeky last minute goal to win one nil, calling it now

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Justventus started sucking and he started ducking like a good customer.

At least he carried threads to bump limit just by triggering customers. Now it's just a handful of people glorifying scrappy wins.

>Southampton scoring
They're good at defending, scoring not so much

young is shit.

is now too early for slag?

>Scrappy wins
>Highest goal difference in the league
>United are winning so everything sucks
Let mental illness post

The fix is already in fuck the ref

Where did her arms go?

>fellaini pulled to the ground
obvious foul by fellaini

That probably should have been a pen

Don't ruin my fun with reality mate

That's a penalty. I'm guessing it's not an incident that will make the end of season ABU collage.

kek

What's the point of Southampton?

>le play with back 5 and one up front men

How long til relegation for these shitters?

Cuck or suck liverpool

To feed players to Liverpool

Selling overpriced players to Liverpool

Don't feed more players to Spurs these days?

>Valencias left foot

G O A T A K U

Don't you mean fuck and suck?

LULULU

Better than Kane

LUKAKUR

they* jesus the state of my spelling

>ABU

Mr 24 INCHES!

Holy fuck can TEAM BBC be stopped?

twenty-four inch penis

HE CANNOT STOP SCORING
24 INCHES OF SCORING POWER

TELL MY MAN SHUT UP

Young is aging like wine

A N Y O N E

B U T

U N I T E D

the ref's gonna have to work hard to fix this now

>Goalkeeper has 44 on his shirt

RRRRRREEEEEEEE

So when are they going to sing about his BBC? Such a cuck team

ABU's will have to watch Lukaku destroy everyone for the next 10 years

STATE OF ABUS

ABUs kys now

How many inches, lads?

ABU LOL

this is why jose wanted perisic - so he could do what young just did.

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Is Lukaku the new Van Nistelrooy?

He practically bullies the defenders into submission.

>checks flag
No surprises there

True but martial/rashford will be fucked. No thanks

Somewhere between 23 and 25. Can't remember the exact number though

New Drogba

He's a belgian scoring genius

van Nistelrooy wasn't much of a bully. He was a 10/10 finisher though.

another great save by de gea

lukau please fuck my missus

Reported for sick filth

BASED

I'M A LIFELONG MANU FAN

WE'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

They're singing it

Dunno if I should watch, I always feel like I'm a bad luck charm. Whenever I watch they lose.

Drogba only really scored in the big games though, great player but wasn't a prolific goalscorer, especially at the beginning of his career.

>we're actually going to win the league

Turn it off pls

10% of the time mkhi reminds me of dirty sewage water and 90% he reminds me of graceful dogs and great assisting futbol players

Lads seriously where is the Squawka Slovak?