29.5 years old

>6'4, 225lbs
>buff & aesthetic
>married to qt pie
>5pl8 deadlift
>watching LOTR for the thousandth time
>crying like a baby at Rohirrim Charge

Y

>LOTR
fuck white people, fuck trump

>dude made up stats lmao

lmao dyel?

>I have three chins so everyone must have them too

ok tubz

Is that from the movie or your girlfriend pegging you?

Because its K I N O

My theater laughed during his speech

Holy shit I just noticed there's a fking child on the couch..

>state of Sup Forums's bantz

oh dear

The kid didnt even fucking flinch, this must be a pretty usual occurrence - or maybe just a really good peppa pig episode.

>only 6'4
manlet detected

>7'8 350 lbs
>YUGE, 9 inch cock, perfect looks, perfect life
>married to 10/10 model and still fuck dozens of bitches on the side
>10pl8 deadlift
>watching GOT for the billionth time
>sobbing like an infant when Khaleesi is being BOSS AS FUCK
why?

...

But why?

...

fucking sjws
>muh stronk womyn
>muh stronk manlets
whoever created eowyn and merry is a cuck

fuck you and everyone who looks like you

>8'9
>Arms the size of tree trunks
>Fucking your waifu on the reg
>3 tonne deadlift
>watching Star Wars The Phantom Menace
>Crying like a padawan at Qui-Gon dying

>6'5
>Perfect machine
>Married to dom aryan Russian babe
>Punch with a force of 2150psi
>watching Rocky 4 for the billionth time
>crying like an american at the end.

>>>reddit

SLETTE DETTE
DU RACIST FUCK
REFUGEES VELKOMMENST
MERE REFUGEES NU

that happened in Millburn New Jersey, a very white community.

>describing yourself like you're writing to Penthouse Forum
Why do people do this? Do you realize how much of a faggot you sound like? Even more than you would crying to a fantasy movie for nerds.

show us your dick no homo

>Describing yourself on an anonymous forum to score e-points

yeah OP is a fag alright

>niggers