I wish: For 1 billion American dollars worth of raw gold, raw gold that has yet to be found and will appear from its various locations buried in the earth. I want the gold to appear within an area i have drawn in the basement of my house.
I wish for you to go back into your gem.
Then I would lock the gem in a box Take out a bank loan and buy a few acres of land in the middle of no where, transport my gold there, dig a hole and claim i found it No tax to be payed, no issues with it being stolen. Then I'd spend the rest of my life spending
then how did the Persian king at the start get him back in his gem?
trading it for money, do you not know this is possible
Julian Thompson
>trading gold for money
do you go to your local cash4gold? ahaha faggot
Cameron Myers
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Brody Bailey
id wish for more wishes
Xavier Rodriguez
What happens if I ask for a wish he cannot grant?
Luis Russell
It would be extremely painfull
Jordan Wood
I Wish for the consequences of my wish to make me happy
Caleb Lewis
such as?
but that would be based on his idea of 'happy'... and i dont think it would correlate with yours in any way
Isaac Foster
I wish for a reuben sandwich, fries, and a pickle and another one one more
And I would be happy
Connor Collins
he never expressly says that, that woman says to blow his brains out, and he does it, he just says after something like "whats eternal can never die"
John Morgan
Like say I told the djinn to truly "get lost", wouldnt he automatically fail to grant it the instant he reappears? But say he does grant it, hes now in a realm outside his own power to escape or know how to find his way back to earth. Understand? Or is that too vague and allows him to bullshit around it?
Blake Bennett
Technically he says "I am bound by what I create" more or less, meaning whatever happens is of your own design. But the only 2 rules thus far is that hes eternal, and he requires a soul for payment
Adrian Foster
he'd just say some shit like "I never no where i am, I'm lost right now"
Matthew Sanchez
He would make you gay. Gay means happy. You would definitely be sucking cocks though and miserable.
Kayden Perez
>get some wishes >literally out of a fairytale >can wish for anything at all >whole world at fingertips >limitless possibilities >WISH FOR A SICK PARTY >shitty statues at party kill you and your gests
Great movie, guys.
Elijah Sanders
... That's not how words work, user.
Isaac Green
You could use lawyer terms and incorporate the requirement that you are satisfied with the outcomes of the wishes for them to take effect. It really wouldnt be hard if you gave it some thought and did a little research.
Jayden Harris
To be fair, he didn't wish for a party, he wished "to be shown wonders"
Cameron Adams
It is when it comes to wishes.
Landon Powell
Thats bullshit and a flat out lie. Part of his shtick is being an ancient entity that of vast power/knowledge, but is bound to what others desire of him. He cant lie nor disobey, only circumvent their expectations via hubris and choice of words
Carter Lee
I'm not talking about the guy at the beginning. Later in the movie one of the characters wishes for his party to be "unforgettable" or something like that.
Nathan Powell
He didnt know he was a djinn, and all he said was "man I wish I could have a party like that" when talking with him
Jaxson Reed
Seems like the genie doesnt know what a wonder is.
Camden Wood
No, no it isn't. The djinn takes most wishes literally and interperets them as harshly as possible. There is no logical way in which
>the word "gay" can mean "happy" when used in certain contexts >the word "gay" can mean "homosexual" when used in certain contexts >therefore the word "happy" can mean "homosexual" You're a retard
Isaac Harris
>only circumvent their expectations via hubris and choice of words and by saying something so ambiguous like "get lost" he could interpret in almost any way he wanted
Dylan Parker
Ok so what if I got really specific, wanting him to be trapped in a realm outside of time/space where his power/influence/voice could not reach anyone? What happens if he cant fulfill the wish?
Chase Perez
im the OP and thats what i was doing with my second wish, trapping him back in his Gem, i assume thats where he would go if you told him to go somewhere >outside of time/space where his power/influence/voice could not reach anyone anyway
Isaac Bennett
Autism?
William Morgan
Better yet, "I wish that from this moment onward you will only grant wishes that make people happy".
Followed by "You will grant wishes with the wisher's ideas in mind and will no longer use slywinking word twisting to their detriment."
"Germany wins WW2"
Jackson White
Force him to play low priority dota for eternity.
Jayden Hall
Yeah but the problem there is that the prison may be inescapable, but not impregnable. Unless the stone itself is lost forever, its only a matter of time before someone finds it and releases him by accident, be it centuries from now. Also wouldnt banishing him back to the stone undo your first wish?
Jackson Butler
"I wish for a rock so heavy that you can't create it."
or "I wish for an entire universe exactly the same as this one except without South African people."
Christian Lopez
1. I am allowed to take back any wishes that I am not satisfied with and replace them with new wishes that are to my liking
2. You, the Djinn may not cause harm to my person through purposeful misinterpretation of my wishes. You may not perform wishes that result in my death or subject me to any type of mental agony, as defined by me not by you the djinn.
3. I wish for a wish granting stone with unlimited charges and that will always appear in my pocket even if I lose it.
Tyler Martin
Yeah, fuck South Africa!
Gabriel Lewis
I wish to meet a beautiful girl who will fall in love with me, is never jealous, is kind, funny, and smart and will never cheat on me, kill me, or kill or abuse any children we may have in the future.
Ayden Hughes
Say, he can grant any wish? Didn't watch the movie.
Soooo... I wish to be omnipotent? The rest of the wishes are irrelevant if this one is realized.
Justin Rogers
The djinn's shtick of walking around and asking random people what they'd give their soul for without ever revealing that he's a djinn is kind of a jerk move. Who'd take that seriously and give it thought? He should at least have to reveal that he's a djinn or something.
Henry Moore
Mom walks in
Daniel Turner
>I wish to be omnipotent You'd wish for your dick not to work?
Ian Long
ohhhh SHIT, BOIIII!!
Leo Reed
Done. You are all powerful, but your mortal flesh explodes unable to handle it and thus rendered useless after that brief moment. Hes eternal, you're not. Djinn will fuck you over any way he can user, its all about getting souls and releasing his brothers to bring about universal Armageddon
Ian Turner
legit thought that was piccolo
Jacob Ward
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WISH MASTER YOU RUSED ME AGAIN
Samuel Bell
3 wishes.
1. I wish that none of my wishes go bad. 2. I wish for 1 million dollars 3. I wish for all Djinn to cease existing immediately.
Jayden White
why the fuck would you only wish for 1 million? That's not even enough to retire.
Julian Sanders
You should really think before you speak desu
Leo Collins
If you live frugally. Also, I assume that user would keep working.
Leo Johnson
The Djinn is eternal, he can't be destroyed or stop existing even if you wish it.
You didn't specify when the gold would appear. The next time you go down to check it suddenly materializes all around you, encasing you in a tomb of gold.
You die of dehydration in less than a week. The world wonders at the mystery when the discovery is made several months later.
Christian Harris
1. none of your wishes go bad for Djinn 2. Here are your one million Jamaican dollars, which you can trade for US$7752 3. can't
Evan King
Why were all horror movies from the 90's so awful?
Charles Lee
I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire.I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
Brody Collins
Fuck you buddy, Wishmaster was great.
Eli Davis
>Why were all horror movies from the 90's so based?
Fixed that for you, champ.
Xavier Wright
Got it. You enjoy your delicious turkey sandwich. BTW the Turkey had chinese avian flu, which you now have also. There is no cure. Enjoy puking up blood until you die.
Jaxon Lee
well at least the turkey wasn't a little dry
Charles Martinez
also the turkey was a little dry
Justin Phillips
Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?
Thomas Torres
I dont have to eat it.
Carter Morris
So is there no way to beat him by. Wishing something innocent?
Colton Jenkins
That's an impossible wish. Try again.
Kevin Perry
1. Stuck in a loop 2. People around you will suffer the second you slip up with a bad mood and then revert back to the first point 3. Definition of lost not specified and what if youre naked when you lose it?
Face it, Wishmaster is unbeatable
Wyatt Harris
What if you wish for somethinng dumb llike "bring me a flower" or " make a butterfly appear in fron of you"
Kayden Fisher
You miss the point - as soon as you start wishing, your soul belongs to Djinn.
Your wishes last only as long as it takes for Djinn to meet his wish quota.
Jonathan Murphy
That's a good idea for a short film.
A lawyer finds a genie's lamp and spends the entire film brainstorming the perfect wish with his legal counsel.
David Evans
Repair the broken asphalt in the intersection af x and x streets.
How can he backfire this?
Tyler Bailey
The tax payer money that would have gone to a task force to stop terrorist activity in the area is diverted to this roadworks project.
The twist?
Terrorists blow up a building in the same location as the intersection, destroying the road in the process.
Elijah Mitchell
Oh great wishmaster, use all your powers to take that soda can laying in the steets behind you and dump such can into that trasbin
David Cook
hed do it, his main goal is to get someone to make three wishes so he can bring all the Djinn into earth realm
Joshua Russell
Pretty much that happened in an episode of X Files.
Cameron Green
Wish for him to suck my dick.
Sure it'd probably be extremely painful and unpleasant, but he'd still have to live out the rest of eternity knowing I bust a nut in his mouth like he was a bitch.
Austin Jones
>I wish for everything I do want and nothing I don't want there nigga that wasn't hard
Ryder Stewart
black dicks come flying at you from all directions, women turn away