/mls/ general - BANTS edition

>SATURDAY, 9/23
NYCFC vs Houston Dynamo, 3pm EST
New England Revolution vs Toronto FC, 5pm
DC United vs San Jose Earthquacks, 7pm
Philadelphia Union vs Chicago Fire, 7pm
ColumbuScrew vs NY Red Bulls, 7:30pm
Minnesota United vs FC Dallas, 8pm
Real Salt Lake vs Seattle Sounders, 9:30pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Colorado RapesKids, 10pm

>SUNDAY, 9/24
Sporting KC vs LA Galaxy, 2pm
Atlanta United vs Montreal Impact, 5pm
Portland Timbers vs Orlando City SC, 8pm

>NASL
nasl.com/schedule
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule

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youtu.be/A8a6kHQN9BA
news.sportslogos.net/2017/09/23/2018-world-cup-template-usa-design-details-leaked/
latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy-baxter-20170923-story.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

FIRST for D-DON'T HURT ME

Is Benny not playing Hamid a sign that Hamid will transfer somewhere else?

>Frankfurt scouts in D.C. for Billy "the hadji" Hamid
>D.C. sits him

I guarantee you those are orders from League HQ, they are so asspained he is leaving.

USSF will make sure he doesn't get picked for 2018 too, they are such petty fucks

The cognitive dissonance that Howard and Guzan can still play at a national level is starting to fade though. USMNT have to find some other goalies to play in the world cup, and it's a short list that are at the same level as Hamid, especially if he starts playing in a more competitive league.

Arriola is trash, why did they pay 2 mil for him.
First season in Audi Field won't be much better than this unless they actually make good signings.

>that Howard and Guzan can still play at a national level is starting to fade

Nah, fäm. Howard/Bradley/Altidore clique is strong, they all know if one gets dropped they will all be exposed. As long as Arena is in charge nothing will change and if a new coach comes in, they'll just undermine him. Howard might be forced out early, but he'll just go straight into commentary and become a mouthpiece for the same bullshit.

is /mls/ dead? I want to watch a game and Nikolics is playing but where's the Sup Forums thread

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Fuck Yurop
No one should leave

This is the thread

you're looking at it. The general usually serves as the game thread.

rate my white friends
youtu.be/A8a6kHQN9BA

Tip top kek

Chicago and Philly have no fans, and this DC-SJ game is boring, you just gotta lower your expectations bro

oh sweetie

Look, even if it would actually do him good it's bad business for DC to let him go
One half of Bennyball is Hamid saving everything

Hamid makes $70,000 right now wew lad.
No matter where he ends up I see a raise in his future.

I think he's pretty good, but certainly not at a level where he should be allowed to roam around the field. I don't understand that at all. Stick him on the right, let him work the sideline. He is trying (and being allowed) to do too much

don't give a fuck about the coons
better he raise his status and lose the glass knees, better for the NT

That's why it's insane they're benching him, basically means they're giving up.

Why did Nikolić move to this team, no one delivers to him, all he's doing is backtracking ala Lewandowski in old shitty NT

bby com back :(

They should make him a DP

Tbh I'm not sure why any team would be interested in him
He's out a good bit of the season every fucking year

Fuck Yurop
Besides currently the top 2 keepers are in MLS
He'll always have a shot here

Fuck D.C.

Also, threadly reminder

Fire is dogshit without Schweinsteiger

lanky fug

Did you watch Napoli and get to see Milik explode his knees again?

he's a big guy

>the city of you

Also, fuck D.C. again

>DCU is now truly a Nazi team

>Lump it to the big man up top

DELET

HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

Barron got to play again before this game. The kid has had probably a blast today.

His dad, who should be there to watch him, like any proud dad would, has been sitting at home all day, shitposting on Twitter.

His dad wouldn't even make the five minute drive to RFK because he wanted to Tweet about the NFL

Incredible.

Good to see Mullins back.
He just needed to get his confidence and form back after a long injury, he'll be great going forward now.

Who /notgonnamakeplayoffs/ here?

That's a feel I know

here

Calm down reddit

The butthurt of Trump showing up at a DCU game would be glorious

Nah cunt, I made a good observation

this is american football? hmm

he will back stronger

To be fair, showing up to an MLS game would not play well with his base.

news.sportslogos.net/2017/09/23/2018-world-cup-template-usa-design-details-leaked/

I'm glad we aren't going to make it actually

lmao rip in polish

take a peak on lewandowski, so many years and no hurt. god is cruel

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>Barron Trump watched Mullin's hat trick and will probably tell Trump about it
This pleases me

>everything is spelled right
Fake.

>tfw no CFL threads on Sup Forums

TAKE MY ENERGY ALPHONSO

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

>murdering the balls of a murderballer
it's like pottery

GOOD.

I thought there was but I looked and it is something called Major League Rugby?

Idk what that is but we should invite them to post here till ayyleague saves us

Don't feel bad Chicago, there's always your NWSL team

>tfw you'll never get to see press score a hat trick in person

Crew gonna make them playoffs

>wearing a non-league shirt to an MLS game

Wow brave, but I hope the MLS secret police beat the shit out of him afterwards

>Ohio

Observed ^

>Ohio

>The absolute state of FC Sallad

keep hating

>4-1 Loons
Hey user.

/mls/ - Meme League Soccer

pls no bully, this is a place for fun

J U S T
U
S
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fire the fo already

lol good post

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>crapids

Horvath and Gonzalez are better than those three.

>portland tumblrs

loons

>mullins scored 4
Doyle just had the biggest orgasm of his life.

I'm late, but

D O O P
O
O
P

>switch to something other than >muh system 4231
>win 3-1
Fucking Curtin, I swear.

latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy-baxter-20170923-story.html
Being this exposed and managing to keep your job.

>techera doesn't even come up to sjoberg's shoulders
lel

Who here agrees that best case scenario is for the NASL to win their lawsuit forcing USSF to allow other first divisions and lowering standards so it no longer benefits MLS and then having the NASL die so US soccer never has to deal with their cancer ever again.

It's the best of both worlds. No more MLS monopoly with the possibility of a new 1st division league forming that has pro/rel and the NASL finally dying so US soccer no longer has to deal with their cancerous mentality that has been hurting the sport for years.

Nah, I'm ok with the status quo.
I'm not a shill, I swear. No bully.

sawker in america would be set back a couple more decades

Is it me or do both of your paragraphs pretty much repeat what you're trying to get across.

E L I T E

REYNAAAAAAA

>flounders flounderin'
>Reyna scorin'
>I didn't even have to use my AK
I gotta say, today was a good day

giovinco FC showing their human side again was nice too

UNION!!!!!!!!! #DOOP #PhilaUnion

>leafs
>human

Based loon

it didn't slip
I could get used to this

who /loonsintheplayoffs/ here?

AHOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe, who knows. I could see possible expansion groups for MLS hesitate to invest when they could join another D1 for much cheaper. Maybe after MLS gets filled up it'd be better. At the same time another league with pro/rel would make it possible for far more teams to join in which could arguably expand the rate of growth in the country. This is of course assuming its managed by someone competent, the last thing the sport needs is another NASL. I do have hope for NISA and USL or maybe a new entity altogether. Both sides are filled with what ifs but I think it'd be better to try then keep the status quo where MLS holds all the power with only a limited number of positions open.

M-maybe no bully pls. I felt both where needed to get my position clear.

not looking good, gotta make up 7 points with only one game in hand.
my western conference playoff list is:
cascadia faggots
wizards
mormon fc
underwater dynamo

for

If /loon/ could get a result at home to SKC it would be greatly appreciated

idk
Houston is doable, we drew them once @ BBVA early season already, and that's when we weren't hot
San Jose is also doable, but a bit tougher as they haven't been looking too bad the entire season (besides today of course)
We won once at home against SKC, that can probably be done again although it will be tough
If we could go to MetalButt Stadium and shut those #soonfags the fuck up, I would be ecstatic
I'd say we /can/ win 3 of those 5 games

never doubt the loon

they are in the push for playoffs too, I'll give you a cheeky draw or two, but no more than that.

Question for you guys
Is the US national anthem played before each MLS match?
(Yes it's related to the NFL controversy)

yes
and v. disconnected, and only know about the controversy due to the catalog being filled with that shit. keep it off MY /mlels/ though sweetie, since I don't care.

Yeah but I'm not aware of anyone kneeling
There's a woman player in NWSL who does, but no one cares about wimmenz sawker anyway

>There's a woman player in NWSL who does
that's Rapin' Hoe pleb, show some respect

I know, I'm /seattle/
The Reign are literally about to go bankrupt lmao